Major Mojo

Major Mojo
Location
QuiXand Ranch, Washington, Milky Way, Universe
Birthday
April 02
Title
Major Mojo
Company
Pastafarian Navy
Bio
Former human turned evil clown. ....................................................... ........................................................ Banner by the incomparable Ric Tresa ........................................................

MY RECENT POSTS

DECEMBER 1, 2011 11:48PM

Fresh out of Mikes

On Tuesday I lost my BFF, suddenly and unexpectedly.  When I wrote my last post here, Requiem for a Friend, I never guessed that I'd be doing this again six weeks later.  My two best friends are both named Mike and they both left this world in the space of 45… Read full post »

OCTOBER 15, 2011 2:08PM

Oh Silly Me – Requiem for a Friend

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.” ~ Edward Abbey

mike bugden

Where do I begin to tell you about a lifetime of memories with my friend, who left us too soon? Some of/…

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OCTOBER 4, 2011 2:38PM

The Five Dollar Redemption

 Her name was Rhonda and she was a cute little redhead, my classmate in the 7th grade, in the ultimate BFE, Tonopah, NV. She liked to sit in the row next to me and tease me, constantly asking if I wanted to see a beaver. Of course I said/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 6, 2011 11:15AM

Those Exquisite Dandelion Blues

  meadowWhen I left the ranch this Labor Day for a leisurely little lunch ride, the front pastures were dotted with bright yellow dandelions.  They looked as if Van Gogh had dipped his expressionist brush in pigment of his own making and flung it across the verdant fields. As dry… Read full post »

Editor’s Pick
AUGUST 30, 2011 10:42PM

I went looking for adventure (and brother did I find it)

* This actually started life as an email to a friend and then I decide it would make an interesting post. 

  old columbia highway

My weekend ride turned out to be quite an adventure.  We had a great ride down to The Dalles, OR.  The highlights for me were Lyle Canyon/… Read full post »

  for sale

As many of you know, our OS stalwart Triggerdude is feeling a little down these days. Unlike yours truly, he is a bit of a novice at the whole broken-heart thing so I thought I'd help him out by compiling a list of the best songs to nurse one/…

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JULY 30, 2011 6:28PM

He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

 I'm a well known sap. Let's just get that out of the way from the start. I grew up in the 60's and 70's and my musical taste leaned toward 'soft rock'. The Carpenters, Neil Diamond, The Hollies, Tony Orlando, The Eagles and of course, those quintessential soft-rockers,… Read full post »

open letter 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Employer,

Like many Americans, I am feeling the pinch of our poor economy.  Gas prices have gone up tremendously and grocery prices are through the roof, while my income has, well, let's say stagnated.  Without getting

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Editor’s Pick
JULY 23, 2011 2:27PM

Lessons from Norway: It's Fundamentalism, Not Islam

amoral religious scumbag In the moments after the news of the latest terror incident broke, this one in Norway, there was an immediate assumption that Muslims were behind the violence. Within minutes, one Facebook friend posted a link that said that a rise in rape in Norway corresponded to a rise… Read full post »

sea-air

We do those other modes too. 

It's been a little over two years since the GWB economy bit me and mine HARD right on the ass.  That's two years that I hope never to repeat. 

I've considered a lot of options to find my way out… Read full post »


mom
In my family we have this tradition where the grownups all go out to dinner to celebrate my mother's birthday.  It's one of my favorite traditions because it's one of those rare occasions when we can get away from all the kids that go along with… Read full post »
Editor’s Pick
JUNE 20, 2011 8:16PM

Diary of a Middle Aged Man in Amsterdam


canal
Amsterdam Canal


Last fall I had the good fortune to spend a week in Amsterdam.  I fell in love with that beautiful and amazing city. 

On the morning after my arrival, I was up very early due to my body adjusting to the time difference. … Read full post »

mom and dad

Mom and Dad - Molokai, HI 1965

*This is a repost from Father's Day last year. I couldn't think of a damned original thing to say this year. Maybe you missed it last time.*

I guess my indifference at lunch that day was just… Read full post »


spencer


When I was very young, my best friend, Kirk Spencer, lived two doors down from us on Utah Ave.  Even at that young age, preschool and Kindergarten, I managed to envy Kirk.   It seemed like he had it all.  His dad was a dentist and even though/… Read full post »

  g and d

Like a lot of you, I have many fond memories of the halcyon days of my childhood, when the world was still innocent and unblemished. Tink's post on the age of innocence got me thinking about all of this. Seriously, my youth really was resplendent with innocence and/…

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MAY 4, 2011 11:10AM

All They Want to Do is Dance

  Party Time

 

A lot of folks were out partying and carrying on the other night when the news of Bin Laden's death was received. Personally, I will not miss him one iota, but a few of us managed to keep our emotions in check enough to actually think a bit.… Read full post »

MARCH 23, 2011 8:16PM

Happy Happy Joy Joy - A Job!

For nearly two years it's felt like I fell into a black hole and there was no way out.  Since losing my job in May of 2009, I had come to the conclusion that there were no jobs to be had in my industry and that I would have to make… Read full post »

Kathy Riordon's excellent post about the Brandon Davies scandal at BYU reminded me of an old BYU joke.

 

A BYU coed was driving back home after the annual BYU-Utah rivalry game.  As she passed The Point of the Mountain, home to the Utah State Prison, she saw a man hitch-hiking… Read full post »

Yesterday, Emy Army Bunny asked if I was going to let her use the Passat this weekend for her one year anniversary celebration with her boyfriend. I gave her an honest answer, something along the line of “Why, did pigs finally fly?” She stormed off as I triedRead full post »

MARCH 1, 2011 12:58PM

A Parable (Stolen from FaceBook)

  good little doggies

A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it.

The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the teabagger andRead full post »

diabetes shirt

It's been 8 years since I was first diagnosed with Diabetes.  In 2003, shortly after the diagnosis, I had 3 stents put in my arteries. The surgeon who did the stents said that he would only do them, as opposed to open heart surgery, if I promised to… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 22, 2011 2:35PM

THIS is what's going on!

Rachel nails it here.  There is simply nothing I can add because she lays it out perfectly here.  Everyone in America needs to see and understand this.

 

FEBRUARY 21, 2011 3:59PM

In Defense of Capitalism

 

socially responsible capitalism

I hope you didn't come here thinking I was going to be a Foxish cheerleader for greed and wealth because you're going to be sorely disappointed if you did. That said, I very much do believe in Capitalism, just not necessarily as it is practiced today./… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 18, 2011 12:59PM

Wisconsonite for today... at least

bridges

Every working person in America should be a Wisconsonite today.  The GOP battle on the working class has officially taken to the streets.

Power to the people RIGHT ON!

FEBRUARY 17, 2011 12:52PM

The Uber-Monied are Tasty with Fava Beans

eatrich In the last few days I've read about proposed legislation to make killing doctors who perform abortions legal as justified homicide, proposed elimination of child labor laws, attempts to break unions, such as the assault on the teacher's union in Wisconsin. This week the House will vote on… Read full post »