Major Mojo

Major Mojo
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April 02
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Major Mojo
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Former human turned evil clown. ....................................................... ........................................................ Banner by the incomparable Ric Tresa ........................................................

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JUNE 16, 2010 8:59PM

Dear sexy blonde at the gym,

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blonde at gym
 I'm very concerned that your long hair will get caught in a machine when you're working out.
 
  That's why I watch you so much.
 
 
 
What did you think?
 
 
Sign me,
 
Cap'n Concerned Citizen

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Judging from the fact that she parades around more than she works out, I don't think she minds being checked out.
Cap'n, you're a humanitarian!
I love it when I see examples of pure altruism in everyday life. Who knows? You might be saving a life.
I worry about these things too Cappy. Keep a close eye on her, lord knows we don't want any nasty gym accidents.
Damned straight, Smitty. The ladies would be very safe. Those big ol' muscly dudes can take care of their own selves.

Yes Catherine, always eager to serve.
If I only save one life, Grif, I hope it's hers.

You can count on me, Nana.

My wife just read this post. She said "ugh." What do you suppose that's about?
What a nice observant concerned gentleman you are!
It's a hard job but I think you're up to it Cap'n.
Well, Linnnn and aBlonde, we do what we can...
I am blown away by your caring nature. I hope there are men like you when I'm breathing heavy and being careless with my body.
You need to give that woman a scrunchie.
Ha! I know. Women are always so quick to think the worst. You had only her interests in mind ;)
Women like her are the reason women like me don't like going to the gym. The first day she was there she, and her silly hair, sat in front of a very clearly printed sign with BIG red and black letters and PICTURES explaining the use of the machine, and asked some dude to pweese help her figure out how to use the big bad machine.
I'm not blonde, and I shave my head.
Only if it's me, Ms. G.

Leonde, I keep wishing she'd put it in a pony tail at least. It goes all the way to here butt and I seriously am just waiting for the day when it all goes awry.

Inquisitive, she might have given me the look. I had my back to her.

I know, Esse. Always assuming the worst.

Cruelwench: Hi sweetie. I was just chatting with my friends here...
I'm not blonde either, Bill and I don't need to shave my head. Apparently it has a self-shaving feature starting right smack at the top.
You're such a thoughtful and caring person.....
Oh well, at least the scenery makes working out more enticing! :)
Keeo an eye on us dogs too, hey Cap'n!

Buffy
Good Job Cappy! I got my ponytail caught one time and almost died. You are doing a public service for women and old men with ponytails everywhere!
Yes I am and yes it does, Trish.

James, I look out for my fellow dogs too. I'm equal opportunity wonderful.

scan dude, I have nightmares...
Next time, stop staring and spot me, man!
Cappy, you are all heart, ain't ya?
Lezlie
Priddy, it's a Nautilus...

Lezlie, it's the least I can do. The very least.