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FEBRUARY 17, 2011 12:52PM

The Uber-Monied are Tasty with Fava Beans

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eatrich In the last few days I've read about proposed legislation to make killing doctors who perform abortions legal as justified homicide, proposed elimination of child labor laws, attempts to break unions, such as the assault on the teacher's union in Wisconsin. This week the House will vote on an amendment that would eliminate family planning and lifesaving preventive care to millions of individuals.

After 17 years of fighting in court for some recompense for the deadly environmental damage done to the Ecuadorian Amazonian environment and the poor indigenous people who live there, by Texaco (now Chevron), an Ecuadorian court finally awarded a meager settlement in the case.

Chevron announced that the judgment was unenforceable under their claim that the Ecuadorian Government does not have recognized authority, and then promptly filed an appeal and counter suit against the plaintiffs (30,000 of them) for fraud. This hypocracy after Chevron fought to have the trial moved from the US to Ecuador.

This assault on the poor and middle class in America and elsewhere is nothing new but when the 'tea party' hijacked our last election, it ushered in a new era of unabashed greed by the uber-monied. No longer do they hide behind fringe religious and hate groups and Republicans, attempting to disguise their greed as some sort of higher principle. They have succeeded in convincing the common man that the real threat to “our way of life” are the poor and lazy, who would game the system and fail to pull themselves up by their non-existent bootstraps.

Take for example this gem of a comment from a Facebook thread about the attempted repeal of child labor laws:

“I am in favor of kids learning the benefit of a good work ethic and the value of a dollar. I think parents need to work with a child to help them find a workplace that is good for them and of course they need to be safe. I didn't see anything in the article about sending 12 yr olds to work in dangerous factory conditions. I guess the other side is keeping them out of the workplace, giving them health care until they're 25 and then sending them out to see what the world is like. I'd rather a 20 something have cash in his hand than his hand out waiting for money."

First of all, had this genius gone to school instead of working at 12, he might have learned about straw-man arguments. A 20 something is not covered by child labor laws and keeping a person insured until they're 25 has no relationship whatsoever with getting a job or learning a work ethic.

My 16 year old works hard at school and is learning plenty about work ethic while preparing herself for a life of something better than working in a factory (or a grocery store). She has a job where she's allowed to work 18 hours a week during the school year. That is more than enough non-school work in order for her to do her main job of getting an education and maintaining her near 4.0 GPA while carrying a heavy load of AP Classes.

If it came to it, I'd make her quit her job to keep her grades up. We, as a society, need our teenagers in school getting educated much more than we need them making sneakers for Nike in some sweatshop.

When we talk of bringing our overseas jobs back to America, creating 3rd world sweatshops in America is not what we have in mind.

Clearly the uber-rich have won the battle for the feeble minds of feeble-minded Americans. The irony is that they have become so greedy in the “too much is just right” mentality that they've begun to eat the goose. Without the middle class, to whom are they going to sell their non-union uneducated child-produced goods?

We can only hope that before the goose is consumed or starves to death, it is smart enough to eat its master.

 

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I'm trying to cut back on rich food.
The ironic thing is the rich will probably start killing and harvesting babies of poor families in the third world, once global warming and environmental laws hurt their normal supply of food.
Maybe even drinking their blood, who knows? We should start a rumor that Wall Street financiers drink Arab baby blood in secret rituals at their local masonic temple, to get stuff rolling!!! lolol
What gets me is, they have pulled the rug over the eyes of the very people they are screwing. These people are putting people in office who are virtually telling them they are going to fuck them, yet they are so dumb they don't even want a kiss first. Amazing!
It's madness. They're on a feeding frenzy, that's for sure. They don't even care about the future or long-term effects of their greed and destruction - it's all about what's in it for me now.
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If everybody read Karl Marx's book (online) "The Civil War in France" this would make perfect sense, whats going on now and how to stop it. The manifesto was some wacky shit, but this essay was golden. Even more gold than golden grahams (and I love that cereal, so that's saying alot)
Why not start that rumor, R-Dub? That's how the right does it and it seems to work. Fact? We don't need no stinkin' facts.

I know it, Scandude. It makes me crazy to see how these idiots buy the bull. And if the uber-rich have their way with educations, they'll only get dumber.

Exactly, Kate. They're so lost in their greed that they don't even realize they are eating the goose. They need the middle class that they are trying so desperately to eliminate.

I'll look for it, RW.
"Clearly the uber-rich have won the battle for the feeble minds of feeble-minded Americans."

They have indeed. Our political discourse is dominated by the Big Lie to the point where it seems almost a waste of time pointing out the fallacies; who, besides a dwindling number of well-informed people, is listening? Who out there gives a rat's ass about truth? Propagandists for the plutocracy - aided and abetted by the media and by elements in our government - have succeeded in making people think the enemy is unions and the poor and liberals and minorities and so on and the ease with which they've done so tells me that ignorance and a state of semi-slavery are the conditions most Americans prefer. We're on an ever-accelerating race to the bottom, courtesy of uber-rich fuckheads like the Koch Brothers and the multitudes who swallow their toxic astroturf horseshit hook, line and sinker, and I can't think of a mechanism with a realistic chance of halting it. I'm noticing this synergy, a negative feedback loop, wherein the people who buy the lies about why things are fucked up contribute to things being even more fucked up which in turn engenders more lies as to the causes of the problems which generates still more outrage flowing in the wrong direction which further empowers the liars who then ratchet up the propaganda which creates yet more people willing to vote against their own interests which then...and so on and so forth 'til eventually, POOF! the liars fly up their own asses in ecstasy and a cloud of worthless T-notes and the rest of us are left standing around mooing amid the wreckage and wondering what the fuck happened to our country.
I think we should go all Soilent Green on the poor and feeble-minded; they need to contribute to society somehow. Nutritious, delicious, and most importantly, cheap.

Imagine if our society was modeled after "Harrison Bergeron", the Tea Party members would be set as the standard. Get used to those screeching headphones.
There's a lot to be said for selective canabalism. I have the feeling that Republicans are too rank and oily for proper digestion.
Selective listening is in full effect and Red America is tuned into the station that plays all the hits they've already heard. They don't want to believe that their representatives would screw them; that anyone who also believes in their God would willingly bring the hammer down upon their heads. The only problem with their duck-and-cover approach is that instead of standing up when the shrapnel finishes hitting the ground, they'll be just as bankrupt, cancer-ridden, or dead as the rest of us.
It's frustrating, Nana. It feel like spitting into the wind and as you say, it was so damned easy convince the hoards. I'm at a loss.

PP, when I said I was trying to cut down on rich food I didn't mean I wanted to eat the poor. They're tough and grizzly and hardly have any good meat. The rich have that nice fat marbling.

Good point, Stim. Maybe we can drain of the grease for waterproofing.

Yeah, Christina, and somehow I don't think that "I told you so" is going to feel real gratifying.
Gotta start stockpiling the ammo and acetylene now.. And if u have never had fun with oxy-acetylene u are missing out and need to mosey on over to youtube and search for oxy-acetylene trailer and partake in the explosive goodness that thou shall witness.. Making these fun filled booming treats is a mr. W&B favorite pastime.. ;-O
Damn, I was hoping for a recipe.
W&B, I was playing with acetylene way back in High School but I still prefer girls.

Ardee, I thought I'd save that for foodie Tuesday. Braised rich prick and fava beans. Mmm, good.
I like to serve red wine with my cooked poor with just some herbs from the garden.

Nummy!!

What? :D
I sooo wish we had a thumbs up for the comments here.
Nana's comment is priceless.....
The poor shall inherit the earth, after the rich are done fucking it up.
Now Mojo, you musn't be so choosy. Don't you know there are people starving in other countries . . . oh wait. They can feed themselves with the irony of that statement. Never mind.
Tink, the truly rich go best with white wine.

Stellaa, beer braising can do wonders with rancid meat.

Amen, Mission. He's a pretty smart guy for a carpenter.

That and cake, PP. Let them eat irony and cake.