Kathy Riordon's excellent post about the Brandon Davies scandal at BYU reminded me of an old BYU joke.
A BYU coed was driving back home after the annual BYU-Utah rivalry game. As she passed The Point of the Mountain, home to the Utah State Prison, she saw a man hitch-hiking so, good Christian that she was, she picked him up.
"I don't want to frighten you ma'am," he told her, "but I just escaped from prison."
"Really?" she asked, "What did you do?"
"Im an ax murderer. I killed my parents, my wife and my kids with an ax." He replied sheepishly.
"So then... you're single?"
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Packing my bags for Utah, even though I once saw a
sign at the Nevada border that said...
"Have a good time today, tomorrow you COULD end up in Utah."
Q: What do all the Mormon girls do when the dudes show up at the party with beer?
A: They put on their panties and go home.
or......
Q: When you take a Mormon fishing, how do you keep him from drinking all your beer?
A: Tell him to bring a friend.
I will think of this now every time I round Point of the Mountain.