Major Mojo

Major Mojo
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QuiXand Ranch, Washington, Milky Way, Universe
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April 02
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Major Mojo
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Pastafarian Navy
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Former human turned evil clown. ....................................................... ........................................................ Banner by the incomparable Ric Tresa ........................................................

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MAY 4, 2011 11:10AM

All They Want to Do is Dance

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  Party Time

 

A lot of folks were out partying and carrying on the other night when the news of Bin Laden's death was received. Personally, I will not miss him one iota, but a few of us managed to keep our emotions in check enough to actually think a bit. The Super Bowlish after party going on in the background on CNN prompted me to post this on Facebook: “I'm glad he's gone but I don't dance on graves.”

Of course, folks like me who don't toe the party line are clearly unpatriotic.  Sound familiar?  One commenter said that not only would he dance on Bin Laden's grave if he could, he'd drink a case of beer and piss on it too because he was a real flag waving American.  What a proud day for the land of the free.  Kudos to whoever had the foresight to bury him at sea. 

Thing is, you'd think we'd won the wars and all our troops were coming home by the way some patriotic Americans are acting. If you understand that this really doesn't change much in regard to the wars, you're getting at least part of the point but not all of it. The ugly truth is, we're losing and Bin Laden's death doesn't change that.

In typically myopic fashion, most Americans never understood that living or dying was never germane to winning or losing. We were lured into a situation where we lost thousands of American lives and depleted our wealth and that, my friends, was the goal of the 9/11 attacks.  

Meanwhile back at the ranch, the same branch of dimwits that mishandled virtually everything about the so-called war on terror have been emboldened enough to go after unions, dismantle our public schools (because they prefer us stupid), and turn a blind eye to our rampant unemployment situation while throwing 600 million dollars a week at a new war in Libya.

Just because the man is dead, doesn't mean he isn't winning. The intent was to bring us to our knees and if we aren't there yet, we're certainly listing badly. You'd think we'd get that by now because rebels been rebels since I don't know when. Bin Laden wasn't the first wild-eyed pistol waver who ain't afraid to die.

What Bin Laden's death does mean is that the right has lost their pretext for these stupid wars. Now is the time for thinking people shout loud and clear and often to bring our troops home. It's time to step up the pressure on the powers that be.

If Bin Laden's death meant an end to our determination to self-destruct, I'd not only dance on it, I'd fuck his rotting corpse. Instead, I can only shout BRING OUR TROOPS HOME!  That's about all that's left to us now.

 

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Yes, I am alive and relatively well.
Good post. I'm with you on this in every way. And yes, it does take away the pretext for this unholy neverending war, but at the same time, even Obama said in his announcement that - well...terrorism is alive and well...and we still face "dangers" and all that jazz. I don't think this will ever end - not really. Because to do that would take political courage and an ability to speak the truth and I don't see that happening from any mainstream politician anytime soon. If only that weren't so.
Paws for this, Mojo. :)

-R-
Thanks, Kate, and I do share your skepticism. You can hardly blame a politician for not wanting to speak the truth when the public clearly isn't interested in the truth. I do think that it's time to make our voices heard, though. Maybe that will at least help turn the tide.

Lady M. ;)
Ya know Cappy, America hasn't had anything to feel good about in awhile, and while I wouldn't and couldn't dance, I say let them go. Sure, they know not what they do, probably don't watch anything but Fox, but I'm glad the bastards dead. Now we want to bring 200,000 men and women home and discharge them into a society that has no jobs. It damn sure don't get any easier does it?
I am with you Major... If a Republican had done this, taking out the bearded one, it would be 24-hours of fireworks. Now, could someone get John Hagee, please.
True dat. R

Btw, I still can sell the Army all the drugs that they can do.
Very well done, Mojo. It is getting difficult to explain that not feeling the urge to party in the streets doesn't mean I'm not glad Obama and the military(not 'we') smoked his sorry ass. Like you, I see it as a political victory, nothing more.

Lezlie
"...Crazy people walkin' round
with blood in their eyes
And all she wants to do is dance, dance
Wild-eyed pistol wavers
who ain't afraid to die
And all she wants to do is-
And all she wants to do is dance
and make romance [?] ..."
It's doesn't get any easier, scanner, does it? Maybe we could use some of what we saved by pulling out to stimulate the economy. Nah, what was I thinking?

Amen, Doc.

Thank you, Jeanette

True enough, Trudge. Or they can just pick their own poppy's in Afghanistan.

I know, Lezlie. I'm glad they got him and I understand what scanner is saying too. It is good news but it's but a blip on the radar.

She might be right, eh Chuck? Maybe I need to forget all of this and just make a little romance.
Very well said, Major...xox
Ah, Cap'n, you unAmerican asshole!!!!! I lubs you!!! Even though right now, Agents of our "Free" Government are coming to gather you up and water board you, cause we all know, you're like a terrorist agent!!!

See ya there!! :D

Rated.
Thanks for remembering the Major, all. I've been trying to reply to comments for days, kinda surprised that my big reply took. I see why so many are exiting OS.

Thank you, Robin.

Tinker, nothing says freedom like a pair of cuffs, eh?
I'm not dancin', but I'd sure as hell wave a flag. Now bring our men & women HOME!