Major Mojo

Major Mojo
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April 02
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Major Mojo
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Former human turned evil clown. ....................................................... ........................................................ Banner by the incomparable Ric Tresa ........................................................

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JULY 14, 2011 6:29PM

By my very last bootstrap ~ an announcement.

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sea-air

We do those other modes too. 

It's been a little over two years since the GWB economy bit me and mine HARD right on the ass.  That's two years that I hope never to repeat. 

I've considered a lot of options to find my way out of the abyss and tried a few.  I was pretty pumped about joining the green movement when I got Certified by BPI as a Home Energy Auditor and made a not insignificant investment in training and equipment. I soon found that all this rhetoric about a green economy has not, at this point, moved past rhetoric. 

It seems no one is willing to actually part with their hard earned cash for an energy audit, despite the fact that they will get their investment back many times over.  The only real market turns out to be the low-income gov't subsidized market, which government agencies have pretty much sewn up and from which they have managed to exclude the rest of us.  I'm not sure that's how the programs were designed to work but it is the reality.

My local paper did a front page feature on my energy audit business which netted me the one and only inquiry I've ever received for my services: some old fart who thought half-price was too much and really wanted my expertise for free.  This same old fart had already wasted $12K on windows he didn't need but thought that $200 to find out what he really did need was about $180 too much.

I'm on all the energy audit forums so I know that my experiences are pretty much universal.  I moved on.

You may have seen my post from late March of this year in which I rejoiced in having landed a job in my field, air freight.  Well... that didn't work out.  It lasted 8 days.  I'm not at liberty to say what happened so we'll just leave it at that.  It was what you're probably thinking it was.

When that gig went south, I did realize that I should be doing what I do, what I know, what I'm... if I do say so myself... damned good at:  Air Freight.  Just not for anyone who thinks my personal life is their business.

I started talks with several air freight forwarders regarding becoming a contract station owner.  For those of you not familar with the business, this is pretty much how air freight forwarders work: they have a network of contract stations that are all individually owned by the people who run them.  The job from March was with a contract station for Lynden Air Freight.

Anyway, I'll spare you the boring details and get to the point, so let me just say that I am pleased to announce that Global Trading Resources, Inc. and my company, Top Dog Logistics, have agreed to a deal in which I will own and run an air freight forwarding operation in Portland, OR as one of the services offered by GTRI. The new operation will do business as GTRI Air Cargo and operations are set to begin on August 1, 2011.

The beauty of this deal is that GTRI used to be in the Air Freight business (they primarily do customs brokering) and got out of it when their Air Freight guy left a year or so ago and they discovered that he left the TSA compliance stuff in disarray.  They have been getting requests for air quotes to the point that they decided to get back into it. 

I heard about their delimma through my industry contacts and a deal was soon eventually struck. And let me say too, that I am very impressed with Patti and her whole crew at GTRI.  I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

If it's true that freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, then good gawd a'mighty, I am one free mofo.  Like any business, it may not work.  If it doesn't, we're living in our 1968 15' travel trailer and that's not much of an exageration.  Thing is, we already have one foot there but at least this way if I go down, I'll go down swinging.

This is what I do and it feels right.  Only time will tell.

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"It was what you're probably thinking it was."

You did the Ass-smack on your boss one too many times?

Awesome!! :D

Seriously, my friend, congrats!!! I'm seriously thinking about hanging myself out in the back yard in the ole Weeping Willow as of right now, I'm too young to be a Walmart Greeter and seemingly too old to do what I do which is to break computers and then sometimes fix them.

(I'll go down swinging too!! see? :D)

Seriously, congrats!!! RATED (And no, I wouldn't want to relive my year and so many months off the workie --- can only watch so many soap operas before you begin crying ---"Yes! Yes, that's my storyline/luck too!" :D)
Best of luck with the new gig! Nothing better than what comes naturally! Sounds like you have a penchant for the Freight Forwarding Industry! So do it! It's your thang!
Tink, maybe you should lose the 'sometimes' part. ;-) Seriously, move to Portland and help me out. You'd love it here!

Thanks, Cathy. At least this time I know what I'm doing... mostly.
Thanks Myriad. Imma need it.
So they found out about your... preversions?

I'm rootin' for ya Cappy.
Major, I might!! (Move and lose the sometimes!! ;D ~packs his bags~ I can break knees and have been known to 'package guns and other devices' but mostly as a hobby!! :D)
Oh Nana, you have no idea...

Tink, we'll put you up in the travel trailer until we need to move in. The roof only leaks a little and what's a little mold between friends?
Cap'n, does that include your 1st monkey, me? I don't mind a little mold, or rain drops on the head, hell, I toured with Tink in '78 in a no roof motor home he stole from some junk yard. Sucker didn't even have an engine, just some guy he paid 10 bucks to push it down the highway!!!

~grin~
My husband and I had an Air Freight business (we sold it to the Japanese in 1989)...best of luck to you!
Good luck. As the old Air Force fight song goes, "we live in fame or go down in flames. At 'em boys show 'em your guns." I'll be rooting for you. R
Been curious, and for some reason I can't quite figure out, I think of ya from time to time, wondering how it's all going. This appears to be a good thing. Sure hope it all pans out towards profitability and much deserved sighs of relief.

Maybe it's (the reason I mentioned) that during these last two and a half years we've been walking through the same obstacle course here in the forest of the fucked up that we call the post Bush US economy.

Nice legacy George Jr! Two ridiculous and immoral wars while cutting taxes for your buddies.

Wars paid for with borrowed money (remember, he inherited a nice budget surplus), then the coup de gras, the $800 BILLION Wall Street bail out while exiting the door, leaving this nation that was doing just fine before he was "elected" in a state of paralysis.

We all know the rest of the story. Your story. My Story. Tink's too, and so many others who took it harder, much harder (in the ass with no vas).

May your road be paved in yellow bricks. Mine too. It's hard out here Major.
Best wishes Cap'n...I know you'll give it everything you've got.
Hey!!! You're supposed to save the good news for Sunday. Congrats, tho, and...what do you say in the biz, break a tire?
CONGRATS!! And I wish you all the luck in the world...
I have dealt with a lot of freight companies, and customs, it can be really hectic at times, and down right crazy to deal with, well on my end it is anyway..
Happy for you Cappy...
We will all make it out of this mess that hit almost 3 yrs ago..
Huge hugs
there's a lot to be said for going back to/staying with a business you already know everything about, doing what you do best and all that. the green biz that fizzled is a bummer, but i'm a glass-half-full person and i say things are looking up.
~throwing confetti on your 15-footer~
MM: I do believe in seek and ye shall find. Kudos! you have not given up. Sometimes the worst thing that can ever happen to you may turn out to be the best thing, because you were forced to make decisions you otherwise would not have. I was 49 when I was layed off in Phoenix and you can get two teachers for the price of one experienced one.

That is why I am in China now (was here first in 2004). I love my new job, city, apt. and dog. My family was skeptical, but now are big supporters. From the Chinese POV, older is wiser and therefore more valuable. You are too!
Good Luck ... Tiiiiiimeeeee is on your side, yes it is. Time, Time ...

seriously you deserve a break today
deliver & forward well.
This is simply awesome. :)
Cap'n, I'm packed and already on the road!!!! That trailer sounds nice!!!!

Advertise it as 'Indoor water feature' you could probably rent it out as high living condo!! :D
Wishing you all the best. I admire your "hang in there" attitude and always your honesty.
Wow, how'd y'all get over here to comment? I've been locked in OS hell for an hour or more.

C'mon down, monkey. We'll make it a party.

Buffy, that's about the time I started in Air Freight.

Thanks, Trudge. Now, which is your weapon and which is your gun again?

Tr ig, I think about you too but I'm totally straight. Okay, mostly straight... And yeah, thanks a lot, Jr.

Thank you bbd, and yes, I will

Matt, forgot about GNS. I think it's "break a wing".

It can get crazy, FE. When my underlings get frustrated with problems, I always tell them that if everything went like it was supposed to all the time, they wouldn't need us.

Candace, I'm over the green thing. I have a passion for this business that I never had for the green biz.

Kate, I'm so glad to hear that things are working out for you. That's a bold step you took but my, what an adventure!
Chuck, I will indeed.

I simply thank you, J, though I am still a little bummed that you are cheating on me with that other guy...

Tink, Imma take a picture of your new home and put it on FB.

I appreciate the kind words and thoughts, grif.
I hope it works out.
Good for you! I hope it works out!
Congratulations, Mojo. I hope it all pans out in your favour. From my past experiences: "Whadya mean my wine shipment is stuck in Wilmington? or "You gotta be kidding me, it's stuck at Customs and is costing how much every day it sits there?" ... Reliable and trust-worthy freight forwarders who take your call you by your first name are golden. Good luck!
s/b: "who take your call AND call you by your first name are golden!"
Great Fucking News my man. I am so glad to hear this I'm almost doing the Snoopy Dance in my living room. I live and die with a lot of people here on OS that I consider friends and you're one of them. Man, I can't tell you how proud I am of you. I hope you make a ton of money and you and your family get everything you need. Good people deserve good stuff, it sucks that assholes get to have it all. Good luck and keep in touch. I really want to know how it goes. Finally, one more for the good guys!!!! (Tink is next, keep your fingers crossed)
Thanks, Patrick.

Charlotte, er, Scarlett, I know what you mean. Seriously, I give the best customer service on the planet. I am very hopeful of cashing in on that now.

Right back atcha, Scandude. You're one of the good ones. I hope I don't do so well that I have to become a Republican. You're right too, Tinker needs a break of the good variety.
Actually, I wouldn't have minded learning more about how the air freight business works. And I'm sorry that the energy audits can't put bread on anyone's table. That is a mighty useful bit of work but since it has to be tied into a whole framework of incenting folks to green renos, it's hard to find champions in this short-term, anti-tax, anti-government world. Interesting post.
Abrawang, you are right. We just don't have a system that encourages people to weatherize their homes. This dude named Chandler wrote a great piece on what is needed in that arena. Check it out if you're interested:

http://chandlerdesignbuild.blogspot.com/2009/02/we-can-do-lot-to-fix-america-energy.html
We in the western nations have confused notions of the difference between "knowledge" and "opinions". So much so that we don't want to pay for either. Were Home Energy Auditing is as well marketed as "Pet Rocks" were, you'd have made a mint.

Any entrepreneur can tell you that a "good idea" goes nowhere just because it's "good". Think about it. Stopping war is a good idea. It gets lousy press. Going to war is a bad idea, but it is capably marketed. You know which we do, don't ya?

I expect that you know the freight forwarding business so well that you already know how, and to whom, you ought to "market" your service.

If Tink has a brain in his head, he'll take you up on your offer. Just about the time he has learned enough about freight forwarding from you, you'll be needing someone with his skills in computer stuff who also knows something about freight forwarding; and how many guys have that kind of dual knowledge?! What a team you two would make!

Go for it buddy! It only takes 180 hour work weeks and two drops of blood for every cent you make; cheap at half the price!

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Funny you should mention green energy auditing. I had the bright idea that I would start just such a company a couple of years ago. I was going to call it "The Green Team". I know, my originality is impressive. But alas, I never made it past the fantasy planning stage. I'm surprised to learn your efforts didn't catch fire. I just knew this kind of thing would be the industry of the future. Hey, but at least you dug in and gave it a real try. Best of luck.
Hey, Cappy, glad to hear you are on the up bucket. Hope it all works out so that you and your loved ones can relax a bit and enjoy life.
Just sent up a quick prayer and wishing you the very best.
pixie, you are right on all accounts. especially the part about an IT guy with a freight background. i can tell you from experience that that is a valuable combination.

blue, that was what i thought too, wave of the future. i might be but the future ain't here yet. ;o(

thanks, spud. nice to hear from you. hope you're doing well.

l'Heure, i hope it takes. god and me aren't on the best of terms.
That's all you can do. Fight all the way.
Best of luck to you and I admire your resilency and attitude. We lost so much and had to start over in some ways but managed to keep our home because I work in medicine and people are still sick. With our 401ks gone we will join the poor if we ever get to retire. I hope with all my heart this business works for you. Take care.
It's way past your time for the karma wheel to spin back in your favor. Good luck. You deserve it.
Sending you my very best wishes for perseverance, enthusiasm and vigour!
Wow, I'm just overwhelmed by the response to this. Thanks everyone for your support.
It's nice to hear a success story here. No bitching about this or that, just a make you feel good post.
Now get out there and air freight something already!
R
sky and Cap'n, damn you two, I appreciate the offers, but damn it, OREGON HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON ME! ~boohoohoo~

~wanders off, head held down in shame~

(Arrest warrants too!! Who knew it was illegal there to call the governor a homo-erectus!!!! Sheesh!!! ~boohoohoo~)
But damn if that trailier doesn't look nice!!

;)
I am sooo happy for you dear Cappy.
any good news in these hard times for anyone is great to hear about.
Good luck and more good luck to you and yours dear.
and let us know how things are going for ya dear...;)
Sometimes, you have to apply a certain amount of force... I call it violence... to get the rusted on nut to separate from the bolt. In every situation, there is that moment, that violence, needed in just the right amount, to break up the static. It sounds to me as though you had found that moment, that amount, and just now you are seeing the flow again.
I've been wondering about the green energy auditing biz too. I stayed away finally because I thought it would go like you have found.
I hope this works. I'm scrambling too. My part time employer just sold out to a major Chinese company last week. Poof. Job gone.
Really rooting for you!

We are all going through different versions of this.

I just dig in, and keep going. May not be getting anywhere though.