Major Mojo
- Location
- QuiXand Ranch, Washington, Milky Way, Universe
- Birthday
- April 02
- Title
- Major Mojo
- Company
- Pastafarian Navy
- Bio
- Former human turned evil clown.
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Ric Tresa
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MY RECENT POSTS
- Fresh out of Mikes
December 01, 2011 11:48PM - Oh Silly Me – Requiem for a
Friend
October 15, 2011 02:03PM - The Five Dollar Redemption
October 04, 2011 02:33PM - Those Exquisite Dandelion
Blues
September 05, 2011 11:01PM - I went looking for adventure
(and brother did I find it)
August 30, 2011 10:18PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You have become a
brilliant social commentator,
my friend,
but I still did NOT
gi…”
May 25, 2012 06:13PM - “Gorgeous!”
May 17, 2012 02:14PM - “Aww... Best to you
both.”
May 17, 2012 11:50AM - “That's exactly what I
would have said if I enjoyed a
close
personal
relationship…”
May 11, 2012 04:25PM - “Thanks for this. They
hate when those pesky facts
get in the
way.”
May 10, 2012 01:31PM
Major Mojo's Links
May 25, 2012 06:13PM
“You have become a brilliant social commentator, my friend, but I still did NOT give you permission to use my portrait.”
About: SPAM -A-RAMA FRIDAYS : NOBODY COULD BE THAT F*CKING STUPID!
“You have become a brilliant social commentator, my friend, but I still did NOT give you permission to use my portrait.”
About: SPAM -A-RAMA FRIDAYS : NOBODY COULD BE THAT F*CKING STUPID!
May 11, 2012 04:25PM
“That's exactly what I would have said if I enjoyed a close personal relationship with the President like the Scandude does.”
About: My Letter From Barack
“That's exactly what I would have said if I enjoyed a close personal relationship with the President like the Scandude does.”
About: My Letter From Barack
May 10, 2012 01:31PM
“Thanks for this. They hate when those pesky facts get in the way.”
About: The Worst Jobs Record Of Any Governor In America
“Thanks for this. They hate when those pesky facts get in the way.”
About: The Worst Jobs Record Of Any Governor In America
May 09, 2012 07:02PM
“First Mother's Day post to get me hot and bothered. Oops, I mean, that Mother is disgusting. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.”
About: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY --- Takes a special mom to....
“First Mother's Day post to get me hot and bothered. Oops, I mean, that Mother is disgusting. Yeah, that's what I meant to say.”
About: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY --- Takes a special mom to....
May 09, 2012 06:57PM
“Even if your 10 reasons were all on point, and they are not, you seem to be igorant of the fact that any vote not for Obama is a vote for Romney. You…”
About: 10 Reasons Why I Won't be Voting for You, Mr. Obama
“Even if your 10 reasons were all on point, and they are not, you seem to be igorant of the fact that any vote not for Obama is a vote for Romney. You…”
About: 10 Reasons Why I Won't be Voting for You, Mr. Obama
May 09, 2012 02:08PM
“Dude, your gurl has a nice rack. Next time I'll be glad to lend her my special pole.”
About: out-fished by a GIRL on Cinco de Super Luna (pics and vid)
“Dude, your gurl has a nice rack. Next time I'll be glad to lend her my special pole.”
About: out-fished by a GIRL on Cinco de Super Luna (pics and vid)
April 10, 2012 07:02PM
“I heard a vague reference to this on the radio but didn't bother to learn what it was all about. Jaysus, folks, really.”
About: Guillen Can't say "I Love Castro?" WTF
“I heard a vague reference to this on the radio but didn't bother to learn what it was all about. Jaysus, folks, really.”
About: Guillen Can't say "I Love Castro?" WTF
April 10, 2012 06:56PM
“You do good work there, Nanner. Come on up to Portland for a visit while you're out on the best coast. We make little plants in our coffee here too.”
About: Battling Entropy For Fun And Profit
“You do good work there, Nanner. Come on up to Portland for a visit while you're out on the best coast. We make little plants in our coffee here too.”
About: Battling Entropy For Fun And Profit
April 10, 2012 02:26PM
“Thanks for this. Apparently it is fashionable to hate him. I like some of his work and don't really need the kool kids to tell me I kan't.”
About: Painter of Light, Dead at 54
“Thanks for this. Apparently it is fashionable to hate him. I like some of his work and don't really need the kool kids to tell me I kan't.”
About: Painter of Light, Dead at 54
April 06, 2012 06:24PM
“Dude, you really rock that 'fro. I think you should bring it back...oh, maybe you can't...”
About: In the 80's I had a molestache and a janglofro
“Dude, you really rock that 'fro. I think you should bring it back...oh, maybe you can't...”
About: In the 80's I had a molestache and a janglofro
April 06, 2012 06:22PM
“Wow, Duane, I really envy your talent. Wonderful paintings.”
About: My Hero - A Portrait of My Father
“Wow, Duane, I really envy your talent. Wonderful paintings.”
About: My Hero - A Portrait of My Father
April 06, 2012 05:21PM
“This is beyond cool, scandude! I love the cover. I guess I need to get off my ass and do something with my book.”
About: "A Killer of Angels" is Out~
“This is beyond cool, scandude! I love the cover. I guess I need to get off my ass and do something with my book.”
About: "A Killer of Angels" is Out~
April 06, 2012 05:18PM
“I'm no expert but I like them. The VW Bus especially.”
About: Photography Purist (photos included)
“I'm no expert but I like them. The VW Bus especially.”
About: Photography Purist (photos included)
April 06, 2012 05:14PM
“Oh my, old buddy, that was beautiful. Simply beautiful.”
About: Of Course It Was Snowing....
“Oh my, old buddy, that was beautiful. Simply beautiful.”
About: Of Course It Was Snowing....
April 06, 2012 02:38PM
“I wish I could say that this surprised me. What kills me about "values" voters is the presumtion that those of us who see the world differen…”
About: Why Some Conservatives Vote Against Their Interests
“I wish I could say that this surprised me. What kills me about "values" voters is the presumtion that those of us who see the world differen…”
About: Why Some Conservatives Vote Against Their Interests
April 06, 2012 11:32AM
“I know they're popular at my house...”
About: Where Have All the Blowjobs Gone? Why Esquire Is Wrong
“I know they're popular at my house...”
About: Where Have All the Blowjobs Gone? Why Esquire Is Wrong
April 06, 2012 11:19AM
“Rick Perry says the stuff is fine. I trust Rick, don't you?”
About: Revenge of the Pink Slime.
“Rick Perry says the stuff is fine. I trust Rick, don't you?”
About: Revenge of the Pink Slime.
April 02, 2012 01:21PM
“What a fun post for a Monday.”
About: Those Were the Days (Meathead Version)
“What a fun post for a Monday.”
About: Those Were the Days (Meathead Version)
April 02, 2012 01:14PM
“What a great day, complet with shore lunch and the prodigal son!”
About: Six *cough* swinging dicks- too much fun, etc..
“What a great day, complet with shore lunch and the prodigal son!”
About: Six *cough* swinging dicks- too much fun, etc..
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