Major Mojo
- Location
- QuiXand Ranch, Washington, Milky Way, Universe
- Birthday
- April 02
- Title
- Major Mojo
- Company
- Pastafarian Navy
- Bio
- Former human turned evil clown.
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Ric Tresa
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MY RECENT POSTS
- Fresh out of Mikes
December 01, 2011 11:48PM - Oh Silly Me – Requiem for a
Friend
October 15, 2011 02:03PM - The Five Dollar Redemption
October 04, 2011 02:33PM - Those Exquisite Dandelion
Blues
September 05, 2011 11:01PM - I went looking for adventure
(and brother did I find it)
August 30, 2011 10:18PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “You have become a
brilliant social commentator,
my friend,
but I still did NOT
gi…”
May 25, 2012 06:13PM - “Gorgeous!”
May 17, 2012 02:14PM - “Aww... Best to you
both.”
May 17, 2012 11:50AM - “That's exactly what I
would have said if I enjoyed a
close
personal
relationship…”
May 11, 2012 04:25PM - “Thanks for this. They
hate when those pesky facts
get in the
way.”
May 10, 2012 01:31PM
Major Mojo's Links
Cap'n Parrotdead Hates White People

Just when it seemed like I was caught in a shit storm without an umbrella, along comes Mr. Sunshine, aka Glenn Beck, to remind me that I don’t have it so bad after all. Okay, so I lost my job, my car blew up, our/… Read full post »
Essential Rights in an Enlightened Society
In a previous post, I wrote:
As members of a modern, enlightened society, I believe that we are all entitled to basic safety, food, shelter, education and healthcare, regardless of our race or socio-economic circumstance. These are basic human rights in a free society and this is the foundatio… Read full post »
Watching grown men cry damages your soul.
I know that many of you
are going to have a hard time believing this, but not everyone
appreciates what I’ve been writing lately about Healthcare
Reform. I won’t go into detail about some
of the flack that I’ve been getting except to pass along some
comments from my ne… Read full post »
If that doesn’t do it, I’ll choke her with the friggin’ cord

When I was in high school, there was a discussion in a class that I didn’t take, about the young people in Asia. Since I was not in that class, I had no idea what all the fuss was about when excited people in the hallways/… Read full post »
Now She REALLY Wants Me Dead
In my post
Grandma
won't die: I will!, I wrote about how the political
views of my own family are akin to wishing me
dead. Needless to say, that view from the
privileged members of my family pissed me off.
I’m funny that way.
I posted… Read full post »
Could We All Just Calm Down?
I was a little fired up
when I wrote my last post, about how my own family’s views
regarding healthcare reform are contrary to my best
interest. I don’t for a minute believe
that any of them wish me dead or wish for me to be denied needed
healthcare. I… Read full post »
Grandma won't die: I will!

My sister posted this on Facebook the other day: “no!!! We don't need the government to make a mess of health care, too! 80% of people like their private health care, and the new plan is biased against older people.”… Read full post »
I continue to hope things will turn out different this time

One of the, er, joys of unemployment is all the extra time I have for television now. Thank goodness my satellite package includes the NBA channel where, among other things, I can relive the glory days of my Utah Jazz. All NBA, all the time. Who/… Read full post »
First - Open Call
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
Poor Diane Burns. She has such a crush on me but her hand felt like crabs claws and I just couldn't get past that. Who says I'm shallow?
2. Who was your FIRST love and do you still talk with him/her? … Read full post »
Why I Wake and Bake

America, this apocalypse was no accident
Bailout the American Dream
Capitalism without conscience
Death, debt, denial, democracy
Economic downturn, euphemism
For false-economy... or fucked.
Gullible gold diggers, god, genocide.
The Beat - or Why I don't write poetry.

I submitted this piece to an on-line literary magazine that had published some of my essays and short stories. It got me the nastiest rejection email ever. The editor said something to the effect that I should kill myself so as not to pollute the world… Read full post »
Guns don't kill people - sometimes they just paralyze
"By our readiness to allow arms to be purchased at will and fired at whim; by allowing our movies and television screens to teach our children that the hero is one who masters the art of shooting and the technique of killing... we have created an atmosphere in which violence and… Read full post »
Sometimes a Handsome Stranger

It was that old Catch-22. He knew it was unwise to leave the Interstate on a blistering 110 degree day like this especially with the cord showing through on the back tire of the smoke-trailing motorcycle. On the other hand, he was feeling the… Read full post »
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