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August 05, 2013 02:07PM
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April 17, 2013 06:42PM
- Ten Years After
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August 27, 2012 02:54PM
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One of the
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November 18, 2013 06:16PM
- “She totally is a
performance artist and she's
playing to an
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happens to be a Lexus
salesman, likes to
he only li…”
October 24, 2013 06:33PM
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work from what I've seen
Glad to hear
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This is not the post I wrote for this occasion. My first attempt was filled with rage and self-pity, so much that I decided not to post it. When you’ve been a relatively successful provider, it's hard to find yourself in a position where the only value you have/… Read full post »
Seems like this assassination would have made a more appropriate geometry lesson.
We liberals sure do love our self-righteous tizzies. The whole basis of our liberal philosophy is compassion yet we have a nasty habit of calling at the drop of a hat for the heads of/… Read full post »
Photo Credit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/793432.stm
A recent airing of Modern Marvels on the History Channel was about testing the failure point of various items. One factoid that stuck me from the program concerned The Leaning Tower of Pisa. Engineers calculated/… Read full post »
There are flounces and then there are flounces. Some are succint and classy, such as when I inadvertantly, mistakenly, in error and accidentally flounced on my way to discovering my inner dude.
Then are are totally classless douchbags who like to hurl mean spirited accusations at the rece… Read full post »
Photo Credit here.
Strolling leisurely down Uluniu Street, I drink in the joyful potpourri of car horns, distant laughter, the occasional siren and the sound of waves crashing onto Kuhio Beach a block away.
At Kalakaua Avenue I turn west… Read full post »
Problem solved. Was that so hard?
Y'all guys know Cappy prides himself on being open minded and having friends from all walks of life: Gay, straight, black, brown and even Mormon. I had but one transgendered friend on Facebook, prolly the same one you all have, but she… Read full post »
Safety has been an area of special emphasis throughout my 25 year career in transportation. Even prior to my stint as an Operational Safety Manager at the largest refrigerated carrier in North America, I was involved in some major safety initiatives. Since that time, I have… Read full post »
Worries over how the Arizona immigration law will be enforced are completely unfounded. Police officers are well trained to act professionaly at all times. Abuses couldn't possible happen.
I'm sure this video from yesterday's news in Seattle will calm your fears.
http://www.kirotv.com/vi… Read full post »
First let me say that I hate flouncing and flouncers even though I did and I am one. You may have noticed a change in the Cap’n prior to my flounce. Things I’d have taken in stride in the past stuck in my craw. I took things personally that weren’t… Read full post »
I want to go to the Gulf Coast to help with the cleanup from the oil spill. At this point, it appears that all of the relief agencies are in a wait and see pattern regarding what their needs will be but I have registered at a couple of sites.… Read full post »
Things have just gotten too silly around here so I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago.
You can find me on Facebook if you care to read any of my future posts.
Peace, out y'all. Read full post »
The SS Margaritaville goes down after being torpedoed by feminist blogger B. Mann.
AP- The outgoing skipper of the SS Margaritaville on Tuesday laid the groundwork to take on a larger national role after leaving the infamous party boat, citing a "higher calling" with the aim… Read full post »
I know I promised you a Boobquake 2010 post this morning but this isn't going to be the post you expected. It seems that the OS Feminazi's feel that a woman freely expressing herself somehow makes her an abuse victim. Cappy… Read full post »
So long, Jerome. I had hoped to come back but I may not have the right documents.
By now, we’ve all heard of this racial profiling bill in AZ that orders police officers to pull over anyone who looks Mexican and question them. If you/… Read full post »
Check out those tectonic plates. The, uhm, face of courage, Jen McCreight **
By now I’m sure everyone has seen this quote from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, Iran’s acting Friday prayer leader.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray,/… Read full post »
I read the dumbest fucking post on the fucking planet just now and I'm ready to kick some fucking ass.
I'm going on a year of unemployment now. My current unemployment extension runs out tomorrow. … Read full post »
This is Chapter One of my book "The Exquisite Pain of Being a Utah Jazz Fan". All post from this book are tagged with the above title if you want to read them as well.
This is Chapter One of my book "The Exquisite Pain of Being a Utah Jazz Fan". You can see the prolog here.
Larry Miller's now-empty seat.
Chapter One ~ Why Do We Do This
It’s a Wednesday night, the last… Read full post »
The Exquisite Pain of Being a Utah Jazz Fan
- A Personal Memoir
This is the Prologue to my upcoming book, titled as above. I will post each chapter as it is written. I know no one here reads sports posts but imma do… Read full post »
Don't worry, I'll save you!
Yesterday’s verdict in Oregon against the Boy Scouts of America has caused quote a furor with some of my Face Book friends. They feel that the verdict was a travesty that is harming an organization/… Read full post »
It’s Friday night and the house smells like popcorn. Soon Mom and Dad will be playing Hearts around the chrome and Formica kitchen table with Uncle Johnny and Aunt Margie while us kids take our popcorn and Pepsi to our rooms. It doesn’t seem like the time will ev… Read full post »
The other day I wrote about some experiences I had as a Mormon Home Teacher. If you need more background on what a Home Teacher is, I suggest you go back and read that post. All the fuss lately about pedophilic Catholic Priests and the cover up made me think… Read full post »
Bubba wasn’t his real name but it fit the big guy with the self-assured gait and a passion for adventure. He loved all things mechanical; cars, airplanes or a speedy motorcycle.
He met his end while crossing the country on his… Read full post »
I heard the other day that Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. In the greatest movie of all time, “White Men Can’t Jump”, Billy tells Gloria that he loves her “Infinity plus one” only to find himself in trouble for not loving her… Read full post »
Picture by Danny Garrett
Sex changes or syphilis seem to be sure-fire tickets to EP’s and the front page. I’ve never had either and I’m fresh out of child molesting friends to write about so I guess my OS Glory Days are behind me. Wait.../… Read full post »