Culture Sandwich
Caroline Hagood
- Location
- New York, New York,
- Birthday
- November 23
- Bio
- I'm a poet, writer, and full-time book, movie, and blog maniac. I'm also a lover of offbeat humor and offbeat everything, really.
My poetry and articles have appeared in various publications and I'm currently working on a book about my adventures in the land of writing.
http://carolinehagood.typepad.com/
https://twitter.com/Caroline_Hagood
If you'd like to get in touch regarding work, please contact caroline_hagood@yahoo.com.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Erin, I'm glad you
enjoyed the word play.”
9:36PM - “Thanks, Thoth!”
November 24, 2009 07:51PM - “berry: I think that's a
great way of putting it. I
wanted to
capture the
feeling…”
November 24, 2009 05:36PM - “You always make me want
to get more into things I'm
not
currently into.”
November 24, 2009 05:29PM - “Genius is Caracalla's
third name. rated.”
November 24, 2009 05:29PM
Portrait of the Poet as a Teenager
Inside me there is a skirted issue
beginning to bare leg, a
measles of infrastructure
so vast and vat deep that I am beginning
to see earth worms ascending while I sleep,
the true knowers of the blackness.
I like to write like this.
I like to sit before my night
window
and/
On My Favorite Novel. Open Call: What's Yours?
The time has come to talk about my favorite novel. In House of Leaves, Mark Danielewski uses the house in the title as a trope for the challenges of written testimony. Here, he has secured himself a space outside of time and narrative from which to survey both.
… Read full post »Going to the Movies Alone
Somehow, even after yesterday's film noir binge, there's still room for more. This is one of my favorite places to be. A screen, an overpriced soda, miniature chocolate candies, and my mind runs away from me.
I love the reacting faces of the audience. Cradled in darkness, there's a suspension… Read full post »
Vietnam Mon Amour: Remembering Full Metal Jacket
Somewhere among the Vietnamese whores, sadistic drill sergeants, and soldiers who know as little about their souls as they do about why they are fighting, there is Full Metal Jacket. From boot camp to battleground, the film explores the contours of degradation, dissolution, and des/
… Read full post »All About My Mother
There I am thinking in two directions at
once,
trying to find the glasses on my head, spewing mind juice
all over my papers. Yet there must be some grace
to this unbecoming mambo because I do it daily
in the gleam of the kitchen’s luminous
eye.
Oh, lamp, you synthetic, seasonal happiness,&nb
… Read full post »The Poetics of Garbage
I will never be able to fully explain
why the
images of floating sea garbage in the New York
Times has so completely captured my imagination. Perhaps it's
the title of the accompanying article, "Afloat in the Ocean,
Expanding Islands of Trash."
This headline comes/
The Roadtripper's Guide to the Galaxy
Love in the Age of Technology
Through the telephone, I hear
our love, a winter orchid,
strange and frozen, so far
from my fingers.
When I speak to you,
the distance suffocates
and the technological longing
ensues.
In verbal embrace,
we hold each other in an echo chamber,
our voices intertwining,
but we
… Read full post »Perfume: The Nose Always Knows
The impossible happened. Patrick Süskind’s “unfilmable” novel, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, was adapted for the big screen (2006). This was no easy feat because scent, the book's theme, is difficult to portray cinematically.
&
The Birth of the Luminous
One day I will find
a way to write you,
to make a place in words
that speaks what it is
that causes you to shine
as if from the beginning of light.
You have entered me, brighter than
the birth of the luminous,
piercing, with quiet claws,
a never-entered space.
I have in me a universe, and guard
cl/
Weekend Waltz with the Bartender
Those who neither drink nor over-think won't recognize this dance. “What the bloody bleep is this windbag going on about?” they might ask. But to the thought- and drink-heavy, these Friday night drinking dynamics, this weekend waltz with the bartender, will
… Read full post »The Iliad of Archie: Poetry Inspired by the Archie Comics
I thought I would repost these earlier poems of mine in light of the recent Archie nuptials drama.
Archie, the Soul of Indecision
I am a being
Of a spinning comic galaxy
Bursting, under carefully-drawn clothes,
With carnal want.
I have a love in two parts… Read full post »
Staging a Coup Against Writer's Block
Although I often suffer from its opposite, verbal diarrhea—that most unfortunate state in which mediocre words indiscriminately pour forth--no writer is a stranger to the dreaded squeak of the brain valve shutting off that is writer’s block.
My lexical obstruction often stem… Read full post »
The Future of Media
Where Are We Now?
It’s no secret that recent changes in media have radically recast our world. Our lives have become data for us to slice, dice and share with other slicers and dicers. Of course, this invites certain snafus, but it also opens up whole new galaxies of innovative/… Read full post »Things I Wish I Saw More Of
Rebels
Redheads
Female cabbies
Flying trapezes
Cartoon characters come to life
Cars driving themselves
Trumpets and horns
Freckles and moles
Monocles on someone besides Mr. Peanut
Talking horses other than Ed
A repository of intellectual provocation
All
… Read full post »The Brave New World of Cultural Curation
Recently I've become really interested in the concept of cultural curation, or the aggregation of floating, creative tidbits that hover all around us, on the internet and in books, films and mouths.
Curation, often thought of as the exclusive domain of cultural institutio
… Read full post »Strangers in a Strange (Wine) Land
California’s wine country is full of stories and that wacky grape elixir has a way of drawing them all out. There’s a lot to keep track of in Sonoma and Napa because both the wines and the people serving them present you with items to store in your mental… Read full post »
The Virgin Suicides' Journey to Screen
Jeffery Eugenides’ first novel, The Virgin Suicides, appeared on the scene in 1993. In 1999 Sofia Coppola adapted it for the screen in her directorial debut of the same name. Coppola wrote the screenplay for the film and was fiercely protective over the pro… Read full post »
Where the Wild Things Are Invented
A few of the reviews have taken cracks at Spike Jonze’s re-imagining (directing and co-writing the screenplay with Dave Eggers) of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are. In doing so, they miss the film’s most visionary aspect—its vi… Read full post »
Word Pornography
Despite the difference in the smell of the night,
this is our typical post-work evening: you sleep while I type,
but in this after-dark, the sight of your sleeping elbow,
hair-kissed, stroked by the last light of 6:30,
maybe even holy somehow, slays me.
There are so many things
… Read full post »Going Gaga for Gay Rights
Although there has been some fun poked at it, Lady Gaga's speech at the National Equality March for gay rights on October 11 in Washington, D.C. is pretty wonderful.
I realize that there's a hint of kitsch to the details of her performance--the big, blonde wig ablowing in the… Read full post »
The Mermaid's Song
The first breath I took
was not air but water.
I was born a fish woman
in the salt of the sea.
My hair was long then,
mouth unfolded as always,
but I did not drown
in my water, my world,
my womb of the sea.
The Manic Pixie Dream Tramp
Marc Webb’s “500 Days of Summer” (2009) reveals the anatomy of a failed fantasy. The doomed days of Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer (Zooey Deschanel) are presented out of order, yet the trajectory will be all too familiar to any man who has ever had his heart st
… Read full post »Faulkner's Magical "Maybe"
Jennifer Burg, Anne Boyle, and Sheau-Dong Lang claim that Faulkner’s stories can leave unseasoned readers with a “jumble of incidents related through the ramblings of memory, but this “jumble is not a flaw in his writing, but rather the way he constructs his characters&rsq
… Read full post »Sendak's In the Night Kitchen as Psychological Text?
In light of Spike Jonze's adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are coming out on October 16, let's take a serious look at Sendak's In the Night Kitchen. This strange and wonderful book explores the rich possibilities for identity ex/
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Updates
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Blog reboot--Interview with Placebostudman OPEN CALL
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How Jack Kerouac Changed my Life
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Reality Check
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The Meaning of Love
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You Want Something to be Grateful For? I Got It Right Here!
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Thanksgiving and Crimes Against the Diet
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Characterization and Plot are NOT Mutually Exclusive
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I'll be thankful on Friday.
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