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Caroline Hagood

Caroline Hagood
Location
New York, New York,
Birthday
November 23
Bio
I'm a poet, writer, and full-time book, movie, and blog maniac. I'm also a lover of offbeat humor and offbeat everything, really. My poetry and articles have appeared in various publications and I'm currently working on a book about my adventures in the land of writing. http://carolinehagood.typepad.com/ https://twitter.com/Caroline_Hagood If you'd like to get in touch regarding work, please contact caroline_hagood@yahoo.com.

NOVEMBER 24, 2009 11:58AM

Portrait of the Poet as a Teenager

 

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Inside me there is a skirted issue

beginning to bare leg, a measles of infrastructure
so vast and vat deep that I am beginning
to see earth worms ascending while I sleep,
the true knowers of the blackness.

I like to write like this.

I like to sit before my night window
and/

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Todd_House_of_leaves 

The time has come to talk about my favorite novel. In House of Leaves, Mark Danielewski uses the house in the title as a trope for the challenges of written testimony. Here, he has secured himself a space outside of time and narrative from which to survey both. 

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NOVEMBER 19, 2009 5:22PM

Going to the Movies Alone


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Somehow, even after yesterday's film noir binge, there's still room for more. This is one of my favorite places to be. A screen, an overpriced soda, miniature chocolate candies, and my mind runs away from me.

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Full_metal_jacket 

Somewhere among the Vietnamese whores, sadistic drill sergeants, and soldiers who know as little about their souls as they do about why they are fighting, there is Full Metal Jacket. From boot camp to battleground, the film explores the contours of degradation, dissolution, and des/

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NOVEMBER 16, 2009 12:01PM

All About My Mother


There I am thinking in two directions at once,
trying to find the glasses on my head, spewing mind juice
all over my papers. Yet there must be some grace 
to this unbecoming mambo because I do it daily
in the gleam of the kitchen’s luminous eye.

Oh, lamp, you synthetic, seasonal happiness,&nb

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NOVEMBER 11, 2009 12:44PM

The Poetics of Garbage

 The Poetics of Garbage 

I will never be able to fully explain why the images of floating sea garbage in the New York Times has so completely captured my imagination. Perhaps it's the title of the accompanying article, "Afloat in the Ocean, Expanding Islands of Trash." 

This headline comes/

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NOVEMBER 10, 2009 11:22AM

The Roadtripper's Guide to the Galaxy

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This just in from the weird department: Somewhere between the highway rest stops of a road trip, my friend and I made the strange discovery that we both separated our lives into three different levels of experience; and that our accounts of them were strikingly similar.
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NOVEMBER 9, 2009 12:45PM

Love in the Age of Technology

Through the telephone, I hear

our love, a winter orchid,

strange and frozen, so far

from my fingers.

 

When I speak to you,

the distance suffocates

and the technological longing

ensues.

 

In verbal embrace,

we hold each other in an echo chamber,

our voices intertwining,

but we

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NOVEMBER 6, 2009 12:16PM

Perfume: The Nose Always Knows


Perfume- A most Disturbing Flick 

 

 

The impossible happened. Patrick Süskind’s “unfilmable” novel, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, was adapted for the big screen (2006). This was no easy feat because scent, the book's theme, is difficult to portray cinematically.  

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NOVEMBER 5, 2009 10:56AM

The Birth of the Luminous

One day I will find
a way to write you,
to make a place in words
that speaks what it is 
that causes you to shine
as if from the beginning of light.


You have entered me, brighter than
the birth of the luminous,
piercing, with quiet claws,
a never-entered space. 

I have in me a universe, and guard
cl/

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NOVEMBER 4, 2009 12:46PM

Weekend Waltz with the Bartender

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Those who neither drink nor over-think won't recognize this dance. “What the bloody bleep is this windbag going on about?” they might ask.  But to the thought- and drink-heavy, these Friday night drinking dynamics, this weekend waltz with the bartender, will

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The Iliad of Archie 

 

 I thought I would repost these earlier poems of mine in light of the recent Archie nuptials drama.



Archie, the Soul of Indecision

 

I am a being

Of a spinning comic galaxy

Bursting, under carefully-drawn clothes,

With carnal want.

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NOVEMBER 1, 2009 6:15PM

Staging a Coup Against Writer's Block

Staging a Coup on Writer's Block 

Although I often suffer from its opposite, verbal diarrhea—that most unfortunate state in which mediocre words indiscriminately pour forth--no writer is a stranger to the dreaded squeak of the brain valve shutting off that is writer’s block.

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OCTOBER 30, 2009 1:54PM

The Future of Media

The Changing Landscape of Media

Where Are We Now?

It’s no secret that recent changes in media have radically recast our world. Our lives have become data for us to slice, dice and share with other slicers and dicers. Of course, this invites certain snafus, but it also opens up whole new galaxies of innovative/Read full post »
OCTOBER 29, 2009 3:09AM

Things I Wish I Saw More Of

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Rebels


Redheads


Female cabbies


Flying trapezes


Cartoon characters come to life


Cars driving themselves


Trumpets and horns


Freckles and moles


Monocles on someone besides Mr. Peanut


Talking horses other than Ed


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The Brave New World of Cultural Curation 

Recently I've become really interested in the concept of cultural curation, or the aggregation of floating, creative tidbits that hover all around us, on the internet and in books, films and mouths.  

 

Curation, often thought of as the exclusive domain of cultural institutio

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OCTOBER 25, 2009 11:03PM

Strangers in a Strange (Wine) Land

 

Strangers in a Strange (Wine) Land

California’s wine country is full of stories and that wacky grape elixir has a way of drawing them all out. There’s a lot to keep track of in Sonoma and Napa because both the wines and the people serving them present you with items to store in your mentalRead full post »

OCTOBER 21, 2009 12:58AM

The Virgin Suicides' Journey to Screen

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Jeffery Eugenides’ first novel, The Virgin Suicides, appeared on the scene in 1993. In 1999 Sofia Coppola adapted it for the screen in her directorial debut of the same name. Coppola wrote the screenplay for the film and was fiercely protective over the proRead full post »

OCTOBER 19, 2009 4:32PM

Where the Wild Things Are Invented

Where the Wild Things Are Invented 

A few of the reviews have taken cracks at Spike Jonze’s re-imagining (directing and co-writing the screenplay with Dave Eggers) of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are.  In doing so, they miss the film’s most visionary aspect—its viRead full post »

OCTOBER 16, 2009 2:00AM

Word Pornography

Despite the difference in the smell of the night,

this is our typical post-work evening: you sleep while I type,

but in this after-dark, the sight of your sleeping elbow,

hair-kissed, stroked by the last light of 6:30, 

maybe even holy somehow, slays me. 


There are so many things

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OCTOBER 15, 2009 2:37PM

Going Gaga for Gay Rights

Going Gaga for Gay Rights 

Although there has been some fun poked at it, Lady Gaga's speech at the National Equality March for gay rights on October 11 in Washington, D.C. is pretty wonderful. 

I realize that there's a hint of kitsch to the details of her performance--the big, blonde wig ablowing in theRead full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2009 1:42PM

The Mermaid's Song

The Mermaid's Song 


The first breath I took 

was not air but water.

I was born a fish woman

in the salt of the sea.


My hair was long then,

mouth unfolded as always,

but I did not drown

in my water, my world,

my womb of the sea.


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OCTOBER 13, 2009 12:40PM

The Manic Pixie Dream Tramp

The Manic Pixie Dream Tramp 

Marc Webb’s “500 Days of Summer” (2009) reveals the anatomy of a failed fantasy. The doomed days of Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer (Zooey Deschanel) are presented out of order, yet the trajectory will be all too familiar to any man who has ever had his heart st

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OCTOBER 12, 2009 4:57PM

Faulkner's Magical "Maybe"

Faulkner's Magical Maybe

Jennifer Burg, Anne Boyle, and Sheau-Dong Lang claim that Faulkner’s stories can leave unseasoned readers with a “jumble of incidents related through the ramblings of memory, but this “jumble is not a flaw in his writing, but rather the way he constructs his characters&rsq

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Sendak's In the Night Kitchen as Psychological Text? 

 

In light of Spike Jonze's adaptation of Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are coming out on October 16, let's take a serious look at Sendak's In the Night Kitchen. This strange and wonderful book explores the rich possibilities for identity ex/

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