It’s a darn shame that the first film from Our Stories Films, a joint venture of Robert L. Johnson (creator of Black Entertainment Television) and Bob and Harvey Weinstein (creators of just about everything else) is a Caddyshack rip-off that substitutes humor for racism.  

Our Stories Films' ostensible goal is to create “comedic, family-friendly feature films for African American and urban audiences.” Unfortunately, Who’s Your Caddy (2007) is neither comedic nor family-friendly, and (hopefully) will please neither African American nor urban audiences—unless they are shelling out over ten dollars just to see Andy Milonakis with a mouth full of bling. 

Antwan Andre “Big Boi” Patton (half of the acclaimed OutKast hip-hop duo who earned his acting chops in Idlewild and ATL, and should therefore know better) is Christopher “C-Note” Hawkins. C-Note is a rap star who trumps one gaffe with another, motoring through the movie in a pimped-out Hummer golf cart, rocking a plethora of plaid outfits. 

C-Note’s father was a caddy who got dissed by President Cummings, the head of the snooty Carolina Pines Country Club. Cummings (played by a Jeffrey Jones who is no stranger to the role of the kill-joy, just ask Ferris Bueller) enlists everyone, from a foxy lawyer to a little person hit man, to ensure that C-Note goes down. 

The film is powered forward by racial slurs and the commanding flatulence of Big Large (Faizon Love) and his symphonic bottom. With its mind-numbing mother lode of stereotypes, Who's Your Caddy is like a swift golf ball to the cultural cojones.  If this is really how black and white people are, I'm moving to Mars.