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Caroline Hagood

Caroline Hagood
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November 23
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I'm a poet and writer living in New York City. My articles have appeared in various publications, including The Guardian, Salon, the Huffington Post, and The Economist.

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AUGUST 24, 2010 10:09AM

Awkward Family Photos

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I've recently become smitten with the Awkward Family Photos blog. The site is heavy on the nostalgia. Each new photograph carries with it reminders of the moments you want to remember and maybe even some you'd rather forget. 

There are pictures of families dressed in matching outfits, superimposed on exotic backgrounds, overly close and laughably strained, miserable, happy, surprised, accompanied by equally awkward pets, peering out from behind pillars and beehive hairdos, with animals copulating in the background, and in a number of scenarios that I'm not even sure how to put into words.

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I'm telling you that if you spend enough time looking, you will find the people you grew up with, or at least a group that emits the same frequencies of strangeness. We may not all be able to identify with the idealized family, but I guarantee you that this collection of familiar oddities will remind you of your own crazy clan in some way. 

Looking through these pictures brought everything back to me--the different stages that any collection of related people living together inevitably pass through; and, most of all, memories of childhood. It's all there, the quibbles, the compulsory milk at meals, the too-tightly braided hair, the tender and graceless act of growing up. As a token of my gratitude to this wonderful blog for making me remember, I offer you my own awkward family photo.

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This picture of my father and me documents a particular time in both of our lives in which he looked rather well while I insisted on wearing that shirt and my Greek Fisherman cap at all times, and was pretty much incapable of having a photo taken without crossing my eyes. Yet, caps and crossed eyes aside, it's also pretty sweet. Oh, family.

Do you have any funny family memories to share?

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Does the time one parent's weekend at summer camp when my Dad and I flipped a canoe, and he pitched a 30 minute fit that the was one of the most humiliating moments of my 10 year old life count? I'd prefer not mention this again, but thanks for asking. Thankfully there are no photos to commemorate this event.
I'm in the book "Awkward Family Photos." Page 70. Lower right-hand corner. Check the credits if you don't believe me.
Caroline, I could dig some up! Oh, the haircuts! This is so sweet...I love that picture of you and your dad...xox
Every picture of my former stepson ever taken has him with the most serious, even angry look on his face... there isn't one of him smiling... ever... to me, it sums up the feelings at the time.. and reminds me only of the pain, and never the good.

for each of the photos on that blog.. there is someone in pain.
haha - awesome, Caroline. Why does your father remind me of Colin Firth?
You know your eyes are gonna stay that way, Missy. Oo
OK, I am laughing and hiding the photo album at the same time.
Caroline, so your eyes *didn't* get stuck that way? Another myth shattered! :) I have to check out that site, sounds like a lot of fun.
He's right. Black holes are out of sight.
Great pics and superb writing!
My mother shut down just a little of the zany hijinks we all would perform in front of the camera. "You know those photos are going to go down in posterity and you'll never live it down!"

She sure hated to be ignored...
Still having awkward family photos.

Must say, your dad is a marvelous-looking man, and loving you so much in that photo.
Thanks for turning me on to what is sure to become a new time wasting addiction. I am a real sucker for awkward family photos, but until now, I was blissfully unaware of the existence of this site. Had I seen your photo first I might have realized what a trouble maker you are.
I choose not to post a photo of me, my four brothers and sisters, and my mom and dad in matching red Christmas PJs.
humm...now, I'm afraid to go to that website in case I find a picture of myself posted there... that toddler's picture sums up my feelings about clowns...
Greek Fisherman Cap...hmmm...cute.
I really love your writing, Caroline - I'm solely responsible for the awkwardness in my family picks (due to a 4-year phase that involved donkey teeth and permanent kool-aid stains) but I'll see what I can dig up~ R
that photo is adorable. I love it.
You're still adorable, even with the eyes crossed! The way my boys pose for pictures, it won't be long until our family is inducted into Awkward Family photos.
Someone in our family has the picture in which we are all posed in our Sunday best in front of the big stone fireplace . . . and my brother is grinning widely while wearing vampire teeth.
@Honeywell. Wuss.
Last summer I spent about an hour gawking at a greeting cards display with this series of cards...I didn't realise they had a website too! I'm so excited! The idea is absolutely genius. Just imagine the horror, however, of discovering a picture of your own family being used!
I love that site, same reason you do. Part of it is the funny, and part of it is just reveling in the humanity.
Oh, awkward photos. The Christmas mornings when my mom said "I'm not taking the picture until you all look pleasant!" and we're all glaring at her because she won't let us get to opening presents. I think I stopped feeling photogenic at about age four. Ever since, I've felt horrible paralytic self-consciousness accompanied by false, forced smiles whenever I saw a camera aimed at me.

Love taking photos--hate actually having my picture taken.
Love the pic of you and your dad holding each other so close. Now let me think!
That site is addictive...as are photos of you cross-eyed. Must. Have. More!
OEsheepdog: It most certainly does count. I'm glad you brought that up.

Leeandra: of course I believe you. That's very cool.

Robin: please do dig some up!

jane: it IS so hard. thanks for recognizing that

Amanda: yes, yes, this is why I'm cross-eyed today. just kidding

Ocula: hey, I want to see that photo album

Linda: yes, I like to shatter those pesky myths

Brad: black holes are definitely out of sight

Linnnn: oh, she sure didn't know how precious awkward photos would be…for posterity

Lea: I think I'll be having awkward family photos all my life

David: I'm glad I could help you waste time and make the acquaintance of a troublemaker

Ken: oh please do!

Jeanette: it so is. Thanks for pointing me towards that.

NOVAcatmando: I would love to find a picture of myself there…I think

trillgy: yes, the Fisherman cap. my poor parents couldn't get me to separate from it

Kay: aw, I would love to see your donkey teeth

dolores: I'm glad!

Grace: you're sweet. be glad, the awkward pictures are the priceless ones

Owl: I must see the vampire teeth

Shannon: I know, I love the idea!

hyblaean julie: reveling in humanity--exactly!

shiral: oh no! go back to being a nut. I'd love it

anna1liese: can't wait to see what you come up with
Bellwether: guess you snuck in while I was posting my incredibly long response. I'm glad you have any kind of addiction to cross-eyed photos:)
LOL. I take horrible photos, always have. Even my senior portraits and wedding photos look like somebody was standing behind me going "OK, smile now!" I can't think of any particularly awkward family pics, but anything with me in it always looks a little awkward :)
Think too-tight matching purple shirt and shorts with white running stripe, cap to match, feathered hair, dangly earrings, bucked front teeth, about eleven years old. I also insisted on wearing that outfit whenever possible. Tanks for the mem'ries.
Omigosh, Caroline, I was feeling so sorry for the kid in the bottom pic, then realized it was you. Like Linda said, another myth shattered. I was too terrified to cross my eyes as a child. Love the website, always have, but with mixed feelings about laughing at all of it. My own awkward family photos get posted here from time to time.
It's all about the Ken doll. I won't go into details, you can surmise. This website if random but necessary. Thanks for the post and directing me to it.
I love that site, BTW.

A couple weeks ago, my brother digitized some of our home movies, and emailed us a silent clip of us singing Christmas carols in the '60s. Man, was I a dork! If he ever submits that clip to Awkward Family Photos, well - is it called fraticide when you kill your brother?
Caroline: yes, taking horrible photos is kind of my speciality, too. glad to meet another of my ilk

Yawp: I like the picture I'm getting

Kathy: you should feel sorry for the kid in the picture. she was a real black sheep:)

Are You Talking French?: ooh, I used to like me some Ken doll action

Cranky: it's called fraticide, but it's also called hilarious:)
I like this site too...thanks for reminding me : )
I love your tight hug on your Dad, who also looks pretty content...
...and okay, since Lea said it already, your Dad IS a marvelous looking man : )
This is a blog that's new to me and I will certainly check it out. Very fun and funny photos I'm sure. Enjoyed your post. Rated
Rita and Just Thinking: so glad you enjoyed it!