
I've recently become smitten with the Awkward Family Photos blog. The site is heavy on the nostalgia. Each new photograph carries with it reminders of the moments you want to remember and maybe even some you'd rather forget.
There are pictures of families dressed in matching outfits, superimposed on exotic backgrounds, overly close and laughably strained, miserable, happy, surprised, accompanied by equally awkward pets, peering out from behind pillars and beehive hairdos, with animals copulating in the background, and in a number of scenarios that I'm not even sure how to put into words.
I'm telling you that if you spend enough time looking, you will find the people you grew up with, or at least a group that emits the same frequencies of strangeness. We may not all be able to identify with the idealized family, but I guarantee you that this collection of familiar oddities will remind you of your own crazy clan in some way.
Looking through these pictures brought everything back to me--the different stages that any collection of related people living together inevitably pass through; and, most of all, memories of childhood. It's all there, the quibbles, the compulsory milk at meals, the too-tightly braided hair, the tender and graceless act of growing up. As a token of my gratitude to this wonderful blog for making me remember, I offer you my own awkward family photo.
This picture of my father and me documents a particular time in both of our lives in which he looked rather well while I insisted on wearing that shirt and my Greek Fisherman cap at all times, and was pretty much incapable of having a photo taken without crossing my eyes. Yet, caps and crossed eyes aside, it's also pretty sweet. Oh, family.
Do you have any funny family memories to share?


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for each of the photos on that blog.. there is someone in pain.
You know your eyes are gonna stay that way, Missy. Oo
Great pics and superb writing!
She sure hated to be ignored...
Must say, your dad is a marvelous-looking man, and loving you so much in that photo.
Love taking photos--hate actually having my picture taken.
Leeandra: of course I believe you. That's very cool.
Robin: please do dig some up!
jane: it IS so hard. thanks for recognizing that
Amanda: yes, yes, this is why I'm cross-eyed today. just kidding
Ocula: hey, I want to see that photo album
Linda: yes, I like to shatter those pesky myths
Brad: black holes are definitely out of sight
Linnnn: oh, she sure didn't know how precious awkward photos would be…for posterity
Lea: I think I'll be having awkward family photos all my life
David: I'm glad I could help you waste time and make the acquaintance of a troublemaker
Ken: oh please do!
Jeanette: it so is. Thanks for pointing me towards that.
NOVAcatmando: I would love to find a picture of myself there…I think
trillgy: yes, the Fisherman cap. my poor parents couldn't get me to separate from it
Kay: aw, I would love to see your donkey teeth
dolores: I'm glad!
Grace: you're sweet. be glad, the awkward pictures are the priceless ones
Owl: I must see the vampire teeth
Shannon: I know, I love the idea!
hyblaean julie: reveling in humanity--exactly!
shiral: oh no! go back to being a nut. I'd love it
anna1liese: can't wait to see what you come up with
A couple weeks ago, my brother digitized some of our home movies, and emailed us a silent clip of us singing Christmas carols in the '60s. Man, was I a dork! If he ever submits that clip to Awkward Family Photos, well - is it called fraticide when you kill your brother?
Yawp: I like the picture I'm getting
Kathy: you should feel sorry for the kid in the picture. she was a real black sheep:)
Are You Talking French?: ooh, I used to like me some Ken doll action
Cranky: it's called fraticide, but it's also called hilarious:)
I love your tight hug on your Dad, who also looks pretty content...