1) You have the ability to listen to Slate's Gabfest while simultaneously composing a blog post, madly consuming internet news, and beating the heck out of JabbaTheHutt420 at online Scrabble.
2) At different intervals in your non-cyber life, you've found yourself with a strange desire to press "Command-F" to find things and to Force Quit when the going got tough.
3) You often wake at night, dry-mouthed, just dying to know what new hijinks Lady Gaga is up to.
4) You privately believe you could tweet your way out of an alien abduction.
5) Your significant other has threatened to leave you if you don't stop carrying that Manga love pillow around, even though you've patiently explained that at least you stopped taking your virtual girlfriend to expensive hotels.
6) You have recently purchased fancy gloves to hide the claws your hands have become, even with your pricy ergonomic keyboard.
7) Once the whole love pillow/virtual girlfriend thing cleared up, your significant other still felt that you were cheating…with your Mac. You weren't worried. You suggested online couple's therapy.
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Cranky, yes, that one really hits home.
2. If you figured out how to litigate circles around Google Inc attorneys and refuse millions of dollars to settle if they refuse to stop showing your nude photos to children, atheists, and Muslims or any anonymous person.
3. If searches for your name on any search engine company in the United States generate hundreds of pages of links actually about you.
4. If you are the most frequent commenter to the FCC and have sued the FCC and every United States search engine because of defamation and refusal to regulate WIRE COMMUNICATIONS.
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OEsheepdog: suuuuuure you can:)
Anna: glad you liked the quirky list
Owl: glad to hear you're in the clear
Gabby: yeah, I think Cranky's comment made us all say "uncle."
femme: I feel like I spend most of my life hitting the wrong button
Joan H. Your laptop is totally hot
Linda: no, no, definitely not a cry for help:)
Robin: sure you did, haha
Jonathan: I don't know, you post an awful lot here…just kidding
consonantsandvowels: I think that's the best description of tweeters ever
anna1liese: sounds like you're pretty healthy then
mypsyche: it's that bad, huh? :)
Curtis: um, you're awesome
littlewillie: please, please write a funny post about that. I can see it already!
Pavanne: maybe you should and just see where it goes. It's funny because that reminds me of the similarities between diary entries and blog entries.
Lea: exactamundo
weezgirl: ha, most definitely!
Cindy: thank you very much
Bellwether: totally safe for kids and adults, I say
snarky: of course they do. I practically live at Starbucks
Tink: now you're talking
Trudge: glad to hear it
Patrick: glad I could make you smile
blindogjohn: good for you. outside is definitely good
Clark: good to hear that you're in the clear
dolores; yes! to undo the non-cyber world is something I always crave!
I'm not an addict! whee!
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Caroline: suuuure you don't :)
C.G.N. I love me that Gabfest.