Culture Sandwich
Caroline Hagood
- Location
- New York, New York,
- Birthday
- November 23
- Bio
- I'm a poet and writer living in New York City. My articles have appeared in various publications, including The Guardian, Salon, the Huffington Post, and The Economist.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Yarn Bombing, the New Street
Art Trend
May 20, 2011 03:21PM - The Blogging Religion
May 10, 2011 04:29PM - Creative Tips for the Driven,
Obsessed, or Otherwise Insane
April 15, 2011 01:56PM - 10 Signs That You May Be a
Windbag
November 24, 2010 04:12PM - Playboy TV's New Fantasy
Woman: Your Wife
November 17, 2010 11:25AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Powerful work.
rated!”
July 06, 2011 08:15AM - “Helvetica: Yes, I think
social network is a perfect
way of
describing it!”
July 06, 2011 08:03AM - “Powerful work.
rated!”
July 06, 2011 08:02AM - “those images are truly
stunning”
June 09, 2011 11:23AM - “Wow, I never knew about
the Nobel nomination either.
Thanks
for the new
informati…”
June 02, 2011 07:38AM
Caroline Hagood's Links
- My Blog Outside of Open Salon--What You See Here Plus Everything You Don't
- Culture Sandwich
- Culture Sandwich Facebook Page
- Follow Me on Twitter

If Playboy has served as a barometer for the evolving sexual taste of the American male, then what does its new TV programming have to say about that? After realizing that it couldn’t outdo Internet porn or even other channels of the flesh without tarnishing its para/… Read full post »
People say that blogging is like journaling. That’s true, but only if your diary snakes in and out of the shared digital mind. When I first started Culture Sandwich, I treated it like a notebook that lived in my computer, but eventually I started seeing that it had tentacles/
… Read full post »After spending the weekend with my parents, I feel the need to document some things.
1) My mother insists on having a bird-feeder, but this is very time-consuming for her. She gets upset when the squirrels eat all the birds' food. This means that whenever she is home, she must… Read full post »
If you think about it, what "30 Rock" did by going live last Thursday is more mind-bending than it first appears. It's a real recorded, but now live, NBC show written by Tina Fey (Liz Lemon) about a fictional live NBC show written by Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), based on… Read full post »
Here's how The Simpsons is like any other animated series created by a prominent television network--it outsources its animation to South Korea; here's how it's not like every other show—it allows graffiti artiste and trickster extraordinaire, Banksy, to do an intro/… Read full post »
The view from my frequent Brooklyn
Bridge walk
I can drive. That is, I’m physically capable of driving, but I just don’t. There are many factors that have contributed to this state of affairs, including having lived most of my life in New York City where I don’t
… Read full post »1) You have the ability to listen to Slate's Gabfest while simultaneously composing a blog post, madly consuming internet news, and beating the heck out of JabbaTheHutt420 at online Scrabble.
2) At different intervals in your non-cyber life, you've found
yourself with a strange desire t/… Read full post »
When I was seven, my family visited a little island off the coast of Puerto Rico during hurricane season. To my younger self, the littered beaches resembled billowing garbage monsters with cans for eyes. I was in heaven. I understood the sorrow of hurricanes when the innkeeper&rsq… Read full post »
I grew up in a house of books. My mother puttered around, dusting and reorganizing, but really just making excuses to touch them. I often found my father asleep, using one of them as a pillow. I understood. I chose them over toys. Their dusty pages were
… Read full post »My time in Japan may have been relaxing, but the plane ride there was not. I was positioned in that seat that all the flight attendants feel honor-bound to crash into with their carts. I woke up at one point to find a
… Read full post »
Mind-bending, Postmodern Hot:
1. Joseph Heller and Thomas Pynchon
Joseph Heller
Best Kno
Immigration
1. Cynthia DeFelice’s Under the Same Sky (for ages 10 and up)
&n
… Read full post »Woody Allen--
Before there was:
There was: Mannie Hall—the first ever transgender romantic comedy, that will make you laugh, cry, and call your mother.
Orson Welles--
Before there was:
There was: Citizen Pain-- a banned roman à clef/
… Read full post »Warning:
Spoiler alert (although, after reading this, you may realize that
this is impossible)
These days, when people hear the term street art, they often
picture Shepard
Fairey’s Obama Hope poster, yet it has a diverse
history that includes everything from Keith
H… Read full post »
A strange and wonderful land at the southern tip of Brooklyn, Coney Island has been a contested space for quite some time now. I visited Luna Park, Mayor Bloomberg's new vision of Coney when it opened on Memorial Day weekend, and was relieved to find a place I cou
… Read full post »
We clutch CrackBerries. They
clutch baguettes. That's just the way it is.
Unfortunate '90s musicians
are considered all kinds of unironic cool. Really.
Strip clubs go by the name "spectacles" and are attended by everyone, including doofus female tourists who make the mistak
… Read full post »
Aside from the wins (Jeff Bridges: Best Actor; Kathryn Bigelow: Best Director; The Hurt Locker: Best Picture; Sandra Bullock: Best Actress; Mo'nique: Best Supporting Actress; and Christopher Waltz: Best Supporting Actor), these were the most memorable, or at least the/
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Writer-Director Tatia Rosenthal’s "$9.99," a work of stop-motion animation using silicone figures, took her ten years to make and it was well worth the wait. Like the stories by Etgar Keret that she worked from (she co-wrote the screenplay with him), Rosenthal’s vision… Read full post »
A purveyor of both the visual and libidinal arts, when it comes to genre, Bruce LaBruce is something of a riddle. Who is LaBruce exactly? Punk Zine Publisher? Reluctant Pornographer? Underground Filmmaker? Writer and Photographer? Granted, he has written and photographed for publi… Read full post »

I am so very tired of people trying to cripple potent women by throwing around the “W” word; no, I’m not talking about “Woman” or “Welfare,” I’m talking about “Witchcraft.” What century do we live in? I half expect to… Read full post »
Caroline Hagood's Favorites
Updates
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A visitor's guide to archaeological excavations in action...
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Mrs. Johnson wears her mini-skirt into the room... And more!
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Ophidian (Eve’s Lament)
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Win or Lose, We Will Learn from Our Event (100 word essay)
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Don’t Eat a Bad Sex Diet. Avoid these Libido-Killers.
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The House's All-Purpose, All-Male Panel on Contraception
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O Sole Mio
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My First Day As A Substitute Teacher!
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