carolita johnson

carolita johnson
NY, New York,
Grew up in Queens, NY, where I was told by Vice Principal Valencia of PS22 that I had all the answers, which was a lie. Sought answers in NYC and Paris, degrees in Liberal Studies (major in Fashion Design), Modern Letters (minor in Linguistics), all nine years of which led to this answer: cartoons. Regular contributer to The New Yorker and the Huffington Post and my own blog, And, of course, working on a book.


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OCTOBER 7, 2009 10:07PM

I try to be nice...

But these are the kind of thoughts I keep having! Luckily I'm just a lil ole cartoonist.

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OCTOBER 1, 2009 10:52AM

I have a flu/cold or something...

This appeared originally on the Huffington Post, in honor of my hypochondria. But I have a real cold or flu or whatever right now, and been spending all my time sipping soup or blowing my "dose."

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SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 8:28PM

An oldie: who is your death panel?

This originally appeared on my Huffington Post blog, but I thought it paired well with the zombie one below, so it's making a guest appearance here:

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SEPTEMBER 5, 2009 6:52PM

about Obama indoctrinating our children

Haha! Just try and stop your kids from becoming socialists now, you crazy parents!


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