Every company has a logo and some sort of significant and (usually) memorable slogan to go with it.  Nike’s is “Just Do It” (I have used that with less than memorable lovers), State Farm has “And like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” (except in Florida, where they bailed on us when they realized they actually had to PAY insurance policies after our two year affair with hurricanes) and American Express owns, “Don’t Leave Home Without It” (as if anyone is leaving home at all these days).  You get the picture. 

OS has an identity, a presence, an identity problem, a troll, a Wonderhorse, a whirling dervish mentality, an abundance of flouncers, some voices of reason, scholars, seekers, artists, liberals, a few conservatives and every other color of the rainbow in between.  We are a mosh pit of ideas, needs, stories, histories, herstories and hysterectomies.  And this is on a quiet day. So, (to borrow the famous words of Marisa Tomei from “My Cousin Vinny”), “I axe you?” can YOU think of some of the best, funniest, most accurate slogans we could use to describe OS?

This is not an open call, so please don’t be sharpening your keyboard and heading over to word and creating a new post.  We have had way too much drama here over the past several days and this is simply for shits and giggles.  You KNOW that you have tried to describe this place to those who know not and before you know it, you are facing people who are ordering shots and attempting Hari Kari as you feebly attempt to explain this experience and addiction known as OS.

Drum roll, please.  Here is your starter kit of my suggestions for slogans that describe OS.

OS:  Come for the writing, stay for the nudity.

Is that a brisket in your pocket are you just happy to post?

OS:  It’s what’s for dinner (and breakfast and lunch).

A flounce of prevention is worth the cure.

I went to OS and all I got was this lousy Editor’s Pick.

OS:  All this and we don’t get paid.

OS:  Do you know where your employees are?

OS:  Melts in your mouse, not in your hands.

OS:  We’re number 78,493.  We don’t try at all.

OS:  Tastes just like chicken.

OS:  You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick the editor’s nose.

OS:  We have no idea how to make money either.

OS:  This is NOT your father’s website.

OS:  We bring the “lon” into Open Salon.

OS:  When it comes to your time, we know how to waste it!

Now, it's YOUR turn.  Have at it! I need some good laughs tonight.