MAY 21, 2009 4:46PM

BATZ! - We Don't Get It Either

BATZ! - We Don't Get It Either

Click-a-roo!

No post yesterday. We were busy getting Caruso's café deck ready for Memorial day. Pictures when the work is done.  Read full post »

MAY 19, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Blasphemy? Blaspheme You!

BATZ! - Blasphemy? Blaspheme You!

Clickit ! You know you want to!

The remote server is acting up. I'd like to think that the Playhouse went viral last night and crashed everything but no one is that lucky.

If you find you can't load the page wait a while and try again. I know they… Read full post »

BATZ! - Null Set

Yea, I did BATZ! too. What did you expect? You all know I am quite mad 

So... y'know... click it!

 

 Ticket 

So a little bit of explanation is in order.

You click the ticket to go (now with active link) 

The play is four pages long plus a title.… Read full post »

An Engraved Invitation

BATZ! - I'll Be Vladimir And You Be Estragon

If you clickit how do you know you did? And what is bigger actually? Relativity is so imprecise

I only steal from the best. Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. As it was earlier this week when PE just blurted out half of today's punchline.

Thanks pussycat!  Read full post »

MAY 13, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Judicial Proactivism

MAY 12, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Self-Inflicted Wounds

BATZ! - Self-Inflicted Wounds

Just click it... but in the meantime...

*Sigh*

The dog school's scheduling software is a Day-Timer. How embarrassing is that? Sad enough that Finn was the only dog in class last night. Sure times is tough but somebody should have checked the roster.

But why do we love Canine College… Read full post »

MAY 11, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Pogonophoran

BATZ! - Pogonophoran

BATZ! - Sending people to Google looking for what the !@#$ a particular word means since 2008. All will be revealed if you click it to make it bigger. (no, it won't but click it anyway)

Well, Finn heads back to school for his second round of classes starting tonight. For you… Read full post »

MAY 7, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Schadenfreude

BATZ! - Schadenfreude

Bigger juicy goodness when you click-da-pic 

Heh, I am so going to Hell  Read full post »

BATZ! - The Trouble With Ignorance

When clicked, bigger viewed it will be 

Our bats are taking the day off after Anniversary partying a wee bit too much last night.

They will return tomorrow or as soon as their bodies regain the ability to generate saliva.  Read full post »

MAY 5, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Cinco de Aniversario

BATZ! - Cinco de Aniversario

210 posts and still without an ethical bone in my furry little body! That has to count for something, right? Right? 

Just in case you are wondering, all the happy little woodland creatures in this house proudly drink and serve only Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin 'Brut' Champagne. Y'know..… Read full post »

BATZ! - Brighto! Makes Old Bodies News

Click it to bigger it! 

As promised, we have a brand new story from The Odalisque, just for you!

This time around it's a Springtime fantasy entitled:

 Barbecue Season: A Fable

feeneyweb

because every town and village needs a man like

Kindly Old Mr Feeney 

Click the image and… Read full post »

Click the image

BATZ! - A Night In The Museological 1

BATZ! - A Night In The Museological 2

 A slight change of plans:

Yes we are going to have another, at least 2 page comic regurgitation. But I think I shall hold off until Monday to post it.

So have a great weekend y'all  Read full post »

BATZ! - These Dolce & Gabbanas' Are Made For Walking

click image for bigger 

Hey did you happen to check out that two page comic extraviganza I posted back on Sunday April 19th entitled "Beedle-Beedle-Beedle"?

No fibbing now! Remember I can see visitor stats.

Anyway it was great and I would love for you to go view it HERE. We hop… Read full post »

BATZ! - Specter To GOP:

 

and somewhere in the bowels of Washington, D.C., Joseph Isadore "Joe" Lieberman  is getting a warm soapy rubdown by Congressman John Boehner.

Enjoy, Joe! Don't forget to "click it!" to make it bigger.

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APRIL 27, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Talocrural Tensions

BATZ! - Talocrural Tensions

Tonite Finn graduates from Puppy Kindergarden. Will he:

 

  1.  Cower (no bet - the space gives him the willies)
  2. Matriculate all over the floor
  3. Kill with his sharp focused, tight heal
  4. Accept his diploma "Porky's Revenge" style

 

Place your bets and check back later this p.m.

(due… Read full post »

BATZ! - Marathon Monday

 

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Hey ya! Hi ya! Let me give you a dog's eye view of the 113th Boston Marathon!
sign1 
 

 there were lots of signs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some were kind of weirdsign2

 sign3

Is this some kind of gay marriage  … Read full post »

APRIL 19, 2009 2:51PM

The Odalisque: Beedle-Beedle-Beedle

The Odalisque: Beedle-Beedle-Beedle
Yea, click that image! Click it good!
 
Listen, what your are clicking into is really big. So give it time to load y'hear?  Read full post »
APRIL 16, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - The Meat And The Press

BATZ! - The Meat And The Press
APRIL 15, 2009 5:00PM

BATZ! - Direct From The Indian Ocean

BATZ! - Direct From The Indian Ocean

BATZ! - I Met Him On A Cellblock And My Heart Stood Still

  Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron 

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Editor’s Pick
APRIL 13, 2009 5:00PM

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200 200 thanks

Mark your calendars so you don't forget: May 5th is the First Anniversary of BATZ! Join us then and we'll all get tore up on cheap muscatel. 

As for tomorrow... eh, more of the same.  Read full post »

APRIL 12, 2009 12:00AM

Sunrise Services

Now, someone has to tell me:

Given a basket of size N and eggs of size Y, how many Easter Eggs can you put into an empty basket?

 Pity the poor Easter Bunny. His job is no less taxing than that of Santa. Yet the Bunny has no sleigh; he has… Read full post »

BATZ! - He Don't Care What The Doormouse Said

Have you been good boys and girls? Do you click the strip to make it bigger?

Do you have a thatch or patch of Easter basket grass I can sneak something under?

Be here early, early on Sunday (ok, maybe anytime Sunday) and you might just get ya a little… Read full post »

BATZ! - The Night: Different But The Afternoon: Weird

  everyone else: Happy Passover!

EXTRA LITTLE LAFF: 

I'm never going to feel guilty about reusing  bats, pixies or whatever ever, ever again:

 

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