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SEPTEMBER 3, 2008 6:01PM

BATZ! - Inappropriate Vetting - Our 100th Post!

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Interested in BATZ! Merch? Check out the info below!

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What Caruso's Reading


by Matt Brandstein
matt
"Up until this utility
emergency, Plathian carbon
monoxide poisoning had never
been a part of my suicidal
ideation roster. "


by Joe Blow
joeb
"Maybe some of these delegates
know deep down that McCain
isn't going to make it, and
they showed up to the
Republican Convention with an
attitude similar to a funeral
for a disliked relative"

 


We hit 100 posts!

Caruso wants to thank everyone
for helping to make BATZ! one
of the most insane, fun places
on Open Salon. There are,
without exaggeration, pages and
pages of friends we never knew
we had. I can't thank you all
enough. Special thanks go to
Kerry Lauterman and Joan Walsh
for putting up with my antics.

So you want BATZ! Merch?
After long deliberation and a
lot of penny rolling I think
it is time we move forward on
this. No I'm not going to Café
Press or any other on-line
vendor. One thing that has
become very clear in the few
months we have been public is
that Open Salon is an artesian
site. So we intend to do as
much of the work ourselves.
But to do that requires some
inventory. Here's what we
plan: limited edition, hand
silk-screened, large, two
color on a light background,
high quality shirts.

But are we crazy?
That's the question, isn't it?
Here's what I need you to do:

Hit the rating button
If in a day or so there are
enough ratings (no, I'm not
telling you what is "enough" -
that's a secret) then we will
move forward and, with luck
have something in a couple of
weeks. You are not buying
anything now. No one is going
to hold you to anything. I'm
just trying to gauge interest

Hit the Rating button, tell
Caruso you are interested
in getting a BATZ! shirt

 

Noted While
Fluttering About

• GWB remakes the Apple 1984
commercial before a sea of cowboy
hats
_First sitting president not to
attend his own party’s political
convention since LBJ
_ An eight-minute speech. One for
each presidential year. Yea,
that's about right for legacy.
_"Furious" at McCain for being
after being told don't come to
the party
_ Compares American "angry left"
Viet Con. Oh I'm going to miss
him!
_ Quarantined leper believes now
he will bear no responsibility in
McCain loss

• Joe Lieberman - best speech of
the night
_ Fred Thompson hacks up a
hairball on national TV
_ Joe quote: "What you can expect
from John McCain as President is
precisely what he has done this
week," Damn with faint praise
much?
_ Praises McCain as "his own
man", except that the the
evangelical right wing said "No,
no, Joe!" and the POW kowtowed

• VP pick kept in virtual
isolation
_ Rumors Palin choice a fit of
pique by McCain for not getting
Lieberman or Ridge
_ There is no talk about Palin
dropping out, none, nada... you
understand?
_ McCain pulls out of interview
Larry King interview. But he'll
do fine against Putin

• Cable shocker - Obama on “The
O’Reilly Factor” Thursday night.

• Uh-Oh Fredo - Gonzales
mishandled sensitive
compartmentalized information.
Lied to FBI.

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"The barrage can go on for minutes..."

"Literally minutes."

Nice!
You devious rating whore, you! I commend your latest ploy. :-)
This is great...very original.
I'm one of the original dingbatz and damn glad I am. You've got my ratings (many times in those 100 I might add).
Damn! Don LaFontaine died. (Would have missed that, but I READ BATZ!) ... On the next SAT - LBJ:Vietnam, GWB:_____ ... I always hit the rating button and I always want a BATZ! shirt.
"Artisanal Merch"?!?!?!?!?
Now you've gone too far. . .

I'll buy it.
ePriddy, well you're kind of inspiring. All them POTZ!. I got me thinking. We got knitters and potters, artists and cooks, plus writers galore and a lot more I bet I'm missing. Maybe OS is something more than Tippem and ad click-throughs.

Of course I fully expect an Overnight from Salon Media Group lawyers tomorrow . Something along the lines of "Oh no you didn't!"
Don't worry, we'd go to batz for ya'....(sorry, couldn't help it...) Congrats on the 100th, and for all the wicked joy you bring to our little corner of blogolalia (trademark M Chariot). Hurry up with the t-shirts, wouldja?
Oh crap! I didn't know that when you click Rate twice, it actually SUBTRACTS one.

Sorry Caruso.

Will it help if I buy two T-shirts?
Great stuff! Bet McCain enjoyed the "touching all over" and digital (who needs a stinkin' thermometer - actually that's even funnier than I originally thought!) probing of Sarah as part of his "wetting" process!

And in honor of the Shameless Commerce department (pace Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers), I have indeed rated you. Besides, you're such a cute kitty. WOOF. WOOF.
Wayne, Click once, thumbs up. Click twice, it subtracts a thumbs up, presumably for those moments when you decide you clicked prematurely. But if you click a third time, the thumbs up you clicked originally returns. So it's Click. Or Click click click. Or ... OK, I stop now. Go back to boring work.
lol
And that gang is what Susan is doing now that the hurricane is past.

Why does it smell of damp dog 'round here?