SEPTEMBER 17, 2008 5:03PM

BATZ! - To The Headwater

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What Caruso's Reading


by Caveat Canem Croceum
c3
"in this post-partisan world,
wouldn’t it be delicious to use
some of the ideas of an
otherwise smart guy and turn it
against them?"


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"Newsflash - some women are
idiots. Pointing one out does
not make you sexist or
misogynistic."

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Echoloquacious

McCain as Old Chum

•Brooks in the Times: "like
President Bush, (Palin) seems to
compensate for her lack of
experience with brashness and
excessive decisiveness.

•Cohen in the WaPo: "The
Straight Talk Express is now
just a brand, an ad slogan like
" Home Cooking" or "We Will
Not Be Undersold."

•Douthat In Atlantic: "(Palin)
seemed about an inch deep on
every issue outside her comfort
zone."

• And here comes MoDo!: "I
stopped by Sarah’s old
Pentecostal church, the Wasilla
Assembly of God, and perused
some books: “The Bait of Satan,”
“ Deliverance from PMS,” and
“ Kissed the Girls and Made them
Cry: Why Women Lose When
TheyGive In.” (Author Lisa Bevere
advises: “Run to the arms of
your prince and enter your
dream.”)

• At this point there'll be no
one left standing by Haloween

stub

Caterwauling

-- What do a bunch of elite financiers know about anything? : The Financial Times reports on the upheaval in the markets, "Mr Obama said the turmoil represented a “final verdict” on the failed economic policies of George W. Bush, the president, and Mr McCain, accusing them of fostering a “winner take-all, anything-goes environment”, and then doing nothing as the system collapsed."

-- Remember the good old days?: Back then Bush spoke with the authority of one chosen by god that the only way to save Social Security was to privatize it and to hand all the assests over to the sage minds of Wall Street. John McCain soiled himself on the Senate floor he was so happy. Imagine what it would be like if Bush and McCain had gotten what they wanted.

-- This looks like fun!: Some clown named Ferrara, who happens to be the Rome prosecutor wants to toss Italian comedienne Sabina Guzzanti into jail for five years for saying the following in public, "within twenty years the Pope will be where he ought to be, in Hell, tormented by great big poofter devils — and very active ones, not passive ones.”
Caruso will not be out done! We hearmy affirm that Pope Benedict XVI (aka "benny smallstones") is, in no particular order, a Paraphile, a Urolagnist, a Salirophilie and a Agalmatophiliac. Prosecutor Ferrara on the other hand enjoys Hebephilia, Klismaphilia and Biastophilia. Someone please forward this info to Rome for me.

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Holy Popestones! To the unabridged dictionary, Batzman!
Will they start selling Organic Moose at Whole Foods, that is the question :-).

I also take it, umm, you don't like this pope?

WOOF
omnis popianam delenda est
I need to pick me up a copy of that there Deliver Me From PMS.

You might add to your news piece that Americans lost a trillion dollars in wealth in the last three days. I'm afraid to look at our 401k.
Why is your post not showing up on my friend's list? Why has Wakefield suddenly become so sucky?

And p_f, I did notice my IRA was down by almost $97 since the last time I checked. Which poses an awful dilemma: no incumbent party has won since 1948 (my research goes back only that far) when the DJIA has been lower on Election Day than it was at the start of the year. So should I be praying that I go broke before the election and Barack win, or pray that the market recover? In which case McBush might win, and I'd lose my ass(ets) then?

Hey, I answered my own question. No dilemma. Go Barack.

WOOF
Well, CCC, right now it's just a loss on paper and will only be a confirmed one if we cash out now or the companies go under (gulp). Things typically turn around eventually. I'm afraid in my case I was contemplating borrowing from ours due to financial difficulties but would be a fool to consider it now. Maybe I can pull our mortgage payment out of my ass.
C3, Did you read KL's latest post? That sort of answers you question. I bet you have more than four friends and that more than four of them posted something today. More on this Sunday

P-F, if you do that trick live on OS I bet you'll get tips.
Caruso, your comment to P_F had me laughing so loud (is ROFLMAO passe?) Mrs. Caveat called down to investigate!

And no, I don't think KL can answer my question as to why Wakefield sucks :-), so I'll just wait till Sunday for your answer.

WOOF
I think I've been suffering from some of those same ailments as the Pope or the Prosecutor. Of course, it's down to just a lot of sniffles now. I'll ask my kid the Latin student how to express that ;)

Tell the Batz! I'm having a sale on data. I was cleaning out the old hard drive last night and came across some mid-1990s numbers on marital status. I'd be willing to let them go cheap.