DECEMBER 22, 2008 5:08PM

BATZ! - Chronic Touching plus SnowCats!

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BATZ! - Chronic Touching


 

Resting

Snow, snow and more snow. Thirty-five straight hours of the stuff. 

As much as I dislike it, I know the public loves photographs of royalty resting after toiling like day laborers. Boots drying quietly in the back, Crown Princess Nantucket ("Tuck") and I share a bit of radiator warmth. 

Our hours long combat with the beast Toro is finished. 

We are victorious. The path to PetCo has been restored.

And to the moron who chose to ignore two traffic cones in our dug-out parking spot I have but four words; your tires, my claws. My poor aching claws. You were spared,  no doubt, by some premature event that precipitated your leaving before it got dark enough. We spoke harshly to your girlfriend, she of the curtains of loose morals; you shan't be getting any more. Remain away. 

seeing

Tuck, like her sister, has the power to become shadow. 

She sees things mere mortals cannot.

C_W

 

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That last photo is almost supernatural.
You can send some of your snow down to DC - Kai wants to make "a snow man with a carrot nose" :--)
Artsfish, sadly it's mostly all ice now. You really don't want it. Spent all afternoon with a heavy ice axe called, I kid you not, a Mutt.

so there's hope for them canines yet.
If I had a Mutt
I'd scrape it in the morning
I'd scrape it in the evening
All over this land
I think they can haz cheezberger nao.
I agree with Julie, those are supernatural cats.

Talking of supernatural, I don't think non-Bostonians will understand the powerful force fields those snow cones are supposed to emit, repelling all who did not touch shovel to that snow. Mayor Menino notwithstanding, I think loose morals' tires are history.

Season's Greetings (and I hope the snow doesn't prevent you from shopping in Concord ;-)).
Ah but I do, SB - I was born outside of Boston and raised in Ohio - a state where it knows how to snow.
Well, you're a New Englander at heart and honorary Bostonian, artsfish. But those orange cones are serious business, surprised Caruso hasn't escalated to planting lawn chairs out there :-). I think you'll enjoy reading this Boston Globe piece.
Oooo, cute lil fuzzy wuzzy kitty cats. WOOF. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you up. So is this Part 3 of the Untouchables, or does the big denouement come -- who's left? -- on Christmas Day?

WOOF
The cats are adorable and I love the Batz schtick. Hoping you thaw out soon.
Fresh comic! That one was funny!

The felines are wonderful, the last photo was off the hook, there is something divine about cat eyes, too perfect.

Pawed for kitty cuteness!
Wow to the pics, very cool.

I've been following the weather for clients, friends, and family back home. My boyfreind lived in Southie for a few years - they weren't rich enough back then for real cones but whatever object marked your space it was sacred under threat of death.

Must've been a Toonie-type, cone-moving, space-stealer asshole to make that bad a move.

Thanks for all the entertainment this year! I really enjoy your stuff.

Peace,
Kelly
Damn, you are some magnificent beast. Tuck is a beauty in her own right, with a lively and alert manner that is very appealing. But... my God! What a presence that Wedgie is. You have a very lucky human, big kitty.
Susan I tell them that constantly but do you think they listen?
It's all I can do to get a mere hour of face-licking and eyebrow chewing.