Cary Tennis After Hours

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Cary Tennis

Cary Tennis
Location
San Francisco, California, USA
Birthday
September 11
Title
Since You Asked advice columnist
Company
Salon.com
Bio
Cary Tennis writes the Since You Asked advice column for Salon.com. He also leads writing workshops and runs a small publishing company. He lives in the Outer Sunset/Ocean Beach neighborhood of San Francisco with his wife Norma, who is a painter and book designer, and their two standard poodles, Lola and Ricky.

NOVEMBER 10, 2010 6:05PM

Man, I hardly ever post here

Rate: 11 Flag

I wonder why that is. I gotta get my whole e-mail/newsletter/blogging/personal space/social netowrking site/twitter thing down, man. I gotta get this twitter thing going, and hook it up with my wikipedia, and get my blog in line with my e-commerce, and archive everything so it's searchable, and definitely up my SEO, because i'm feeling like a damn troglodyte, man.

I do know I like sending e-mail newsletters because they're like going to somebody. This Open Salon thing, this feels like writing on a rock out in the desert, hoping somebody'll drive by and discover me. That's what it feels like. 

I gotta get better with all this. I gotta pull my Salon thing together with my  Cary Tennis Books thing and my twitter thing and all my musings.

Uh, yeah. Dude. It's time to write your newsletter. 

Oh, yeah. In a minute. I'm writing my Open Salon thing.

Oh, wait. Got a text here. I'm being texted at. I gotta text back. I'll speak to you in the physical universe at another location when some digital representations of time units have accumulated. OK? This present moment is stretching too thin. We're concerned about breakage. 

there's magazines piling up. I'm taking the times, the wall street journal, fortune, poets and writers, the writer, writers digest, and the nyrb. they're piling up. i should hire somebody to read them all and do podcasts so I could listen to what I thought I was reading. Plus there are novels to read.

I don't think we're wired up properly for this session. There's a microphone missing somewhere. 

You get what I'm trying to say? It's not like I'm having a breakdown, it's like I'm trying to match up the incongruity with some nonsequitorial riffs of my own. Like what key is this?

No problem. Sometimes you get like this and you just go, OK, I'm gonna clean my room.

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Feel your pain, man!
Oh, this is so painfully accurate.
Fuck all that Twitter and texting shit.....sorry. I have been a writer all of my life and the constraints from editors (and "it needs to be translated so keep that in mind") bullshit makes me CRAZY.

I do NOT want any constraints on my written communication.

Write what you want to write, Cary. No holds barred.

Maybe it's just me, FINALLY writing fiction (or, trying to) after a lifetime of paying the bills being a whore writer, well paid, but a whore.

I don't want to worry about limiting any thought to a certain number of characters, shit, I might as well be communicating via "Scrabble."

You are a fierce voice in the forest of the internet, one that is deeply respected and loved.

Carry on.

(Please.)
I hear you loud and clear.
I love your work Cary. That is all.
Don't let it ruffle your twits. None of us are properly engaged.

Wait: you let nyrb stack up? NEVER do that. It's the juice and marrow of the writerly universe.
Greg's right, dammit, and I would NEVER agree with him unless he was right.
It reminds me of people who spend so much time taking pictures and posing pictures on their vacations that they aren't really "experiencing" it. If you spend all your time reading about writing and not actually writing, what's the point of that. If you spend your life texting and tweeting about emailing about blogging and facebooking, well when is there time to actually live? There is no there there.