JUNE 23, 2010 11:55AM

Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse-Filled Presidency of Barack O

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Think you'll love this.  I just wish I had thought of the title.

Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse-Filled Presidency of Barack Obama


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Enjoying Your Hope and Change?
Whiny Little Bitch is your guide to the most embarrassing presidency since the Carter Administration.
It's an exciting way to pass some time while you're waiting for the sea levels to drop.
Don't faint, or you'll miss:
Obama's Foreign Policy - Under the exciting new Obama regime, treating your allies with respect is part of the failed policies of the past.
Obama's Party - Congressional Democrats view tax cuts with the same enthusiasm as a vampire viewing a crucifix. Come to think of it, Congressional Democrats view a crucifix with the same enthusiasm as a vampire viewing a crucifix.
Obama's Financial Meltdown - Obama blaming Wall Street for the financial meltdown is like showing up for the last five minutes of Star Wars and deciding that Skywalker kid should go to jail for murdering all those nice folks on the Death Star.
Obama's Homeland Security - Janet Napolitano is proof that there is at least one person in Washington who is less qualified for her job than Barack Obama is for his.
Obama's Favorite Phrase - 'Let me be clear' is the rhetorical equivalent of an exploding dye pack in a bag of cash. It indelibly marks all words that follow as false.

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The rhetoric king's throne is on shaky ground. Wish I could get my hands on the people who organized his election campaign. Good liars that bunch. Now those are some asses I would really like to kick. I'm surprised there isn't a hugh supply of used blinders for sale on the second hand market. So many people still prefer to walk around in the dark.
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Donna Carbone
June 23, 2010 12:08 PM
Yeah like the real reason for the disaster in the gulf, Is, cause I was busy stuffing my pockets full with the money BP was giving me.

Burgess Dillard
6/24/2010
Cameleon
June 23, 2010 09:38 PM
Why do the rovians keep shoveling that horseshit? Do you really think piling it on will make people believe you? Overkill, just saying.
ocularnervosa
June 24, 2010 10:10 AM
Ummm... you're blaming Obama for the financial meltdown??? The one that started in 2007, right? You know, when the housing bubble popped and the CDO market started to implode? Let's see, who was El Prez for that... oh yeah, it was that illiterate bungler Dubya!
Not rated as you obviously lack a great deal of cognitive function.
Cymraeg
June 24, 2010 10:17 AM