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Catnlion

Catnlion
Location
Elon, North Carolina, USA
Birthday
February 04
Title
Truck Driver/Lease Operator
Bio
Where do you start with something like this. I'm your typical white male. I'm married, for the third time. I have 9 kids and 4 grandchildren. Currently I'm an OTR truck driver. I've been doing it for the past year and a half, but I've had several careers. This one is just the latest. In the past I've tried selling cars. That didn't last long. I should say it didn't take me very long to figure out that I'm to honest to sell cars. I've spent lots of years in the restaurant business. Most of that was in the pizza business either as a manager for other or for myself. I also spent 8 years in the Air Force working in ER's and flying Aeromedical Evacuation. I have to say, the biggest mistake I've ever made was getting out. Anything else you want to know, just ask. I'll tell you.

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Salon.com
MARCH 2, 2009 4:49PM

What's up with the word UP?

Rate: 4 Flag

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language.  Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)   

There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps
 has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.'  It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand 
UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP

At a meeting, why does a topic come 
UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UPfor election and why is itI> UP to the secretary to write  UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UPthe kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP  trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.&bsp;

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed 
UP is special. 
  
And this UP is confusing: 
A drain must be opened 
UP because it is stopped UP.

We open 
UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixedUP about UP ! 

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of 
UP  , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions 

If you are 
UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will takeUP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. 

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding 
UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. 

One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it 
UP , for now  ........my time is UP , so time to shutUP

Oh...one more thing: 
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?      
   P 

Don't screw 
UP. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book.   
 
Now I'll shut 
UP

 

 

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I'd never thought about how much trouble a small simple word can get up to.
This post is really uppity.
I will UP your rating to 3!
And you comments do cheer me up.
I was so caught UP in reading this that I can't believe that I can't believe that I've never thought about this before.
I wish I could say I thought it UP but I didn't. My sister sent it to me. If she did that then I'm sure somebody else thought it UP and she got it off the internet.

When I read it I laughed so hard I thought I was going to throw UP, and figured people here would like it.
Is nobody going to give you your comeuppance? What's up with that?

I guess it is up to me.

But I'm just not up for it.