KAMAL SALEH DELETED MY COMMENTS!
Some of you may have seen his earth-shaking, ground-breaking post tonight:
BREAST AUGMENTATION-BREAST IMPLANT-SLICON-SALINE FILLED
(Tonight it was in English. Yesterday's was apparently in modified Finno-Ugaric, meant only for the Open Salon International Edition -- aah, globalization -- not for us Finno-Ugaric illiterates and was promptly withdrawn. No harm, no foul.)
Not only did I thumb this post, I flagged it i.e. fingered it, which is of course one step up from merely rating it. And then I posted the following comments:
"Salaam Aleikum, Dr. Saleh. Welcome to our distinguished panel of medical specialists now virtually practicing 24/7 on OS. I am in the process of organizing these august medical authorities into a cyberHMO. If you would like to join avail yourself of this lucrative opportunity (I charge the usual and customary fees and commissions for my invaluable intermediation) please send your banking information together with signed blank check to Bertie Woofster(1) c/o Open Salon. Make haste, for we have limited opportunities even for eminent practitioners such as yourself before the ever watchful Zerry blasts your post into outer cyberspace."
Dr. Saleh's Response: COMMENT DELETED .
My next comment:
"I noticed in the title to your post reference to a certain SLICON (sic) treatment. Is this a misprint? Do you not mean the world famous SLY CON treatment?
On the other hand, if SLICON is a novel procedure I can assist you in obtaining fast track FDA approval for the usual and customary fees and commissions for my invaluable intermediation. Please send your banking information together with signed blank check to Bertie Woofster c/o Open Salon."
Dr. Saleh's Response: COMMENT DELETED .I tried for the final time:
"Dear Doc Saleh, can your eminence reverse ahem, certain neutering procedures practiced on canines without their informed consent by heartless hacks?
If so, I can certainly organize medical tourism trips to Qatar for millions, no exaggeration, of my brethren (sistren too, if you want) for the usual and customary fees and commissions for my invaluable intermediation. Please send your banking information together with signed blank check to Bertie Woofster c/o Open Salon. "
Same response from Saleh: COMMENT DELETED.
Not only is this CENSORSHIP, the doc is violating his hypocritic oath.
If the man doesn't have the cojones to respond to a heart-rending cri du coeur from another being deprived wrongfully of his balls, he could at least provide a reference to the other medics trolling in these murky depths.
Of course, I welcome all OSers to join in a frank and fruitful exchange of views, such as has graced our pages of late.
Note:
(1) Bertie Woofster courtesy the eminent practitioner of surgical wit and wisdom Padraig Colman
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peking duck breast. heh.
And why is it that those on OS who plaster MD after their name are so quick on the draw with the delete button? Are there courses in med school on deletion? Shouldn't they spend a little more time teaching them to wash their hands instead?
Nearly peed my damn self- Thank you for the laugh!
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For shame! Would you like a pigs ear of a cow hoof for your reward?
Wayne Gallant: "Oh you sly Dawg". Where are your statistics for slyness? Or are you merely representing the anti-Dawgist LMAO lobby, whose unwitting mouthpiece Bertie Wooster has been ever since he shed his keffiyeh.
Natalie B: Thank you for commenting. Please go to my off-site site www.caveatcanemscrotum.com. Please have credit card ready.
k1mjaye: Thank you for commenting. Please go to my off-offsite-site www.caveatcanempablum.com. Please have credit card ready. The off-offsite-site provides off-brand remedies albeit at cheaper prices.
Greg Thomas: I have to tell you you are not welcome on this site. Your good nature and lack of rancor (not to mention your love of off-color jazzmen) makes you entirely unsuited to take part in a real flame war.
Black Bart: Let's see if I understand. If more balls are cut off, then your side must be right. The anti-Dawg leadership uses balls as cannon fodder yet the American Left has the unmitigated gall to say the anti-Dawgball lobby must be right.
Umbrellakinesis: Leviticus 12:1 states (and my right to misquote is protected by my membership in Open Salon) that augmented breasts must be hidden behind three layers of flax woven by tested virgins. And of course, Leviticus was the Baal-headed god of all twelve tribes of Dawg that spread out over the seven continents victims of their own greed lusting after filthy lucre at usurious interest rates thus causing the collapse of the American economy.
Now, this is type of stuff that could keep us going.
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Susan, Coyote, Lea, bees, 1 IM, Sb, Tom, Mary, p_f (do I have to respond to you twice? Or do I get a free pass on the comment-on-comment?), hyblaen, dynomyte, Caruso, Critical:
WOOF. Your comments were funnier than my piece! Which is how good OS confabs should be. Thank you all.
Btw, Doc Saleh may be permanently Zerry Zapped. He hadn't shown up for his usual 2:00 AM slot last night after spamming the hell out of the feed the night before. Well, Dawg Eyes will be keep watching out for him.
Now back to sleep before my midnight shift.
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