I’m chuffed, truly buoyant,
Been described as “fun”!
Haven’t been able to affect or
Effect many people in the last year.
What a compliment!
I’ll groove on that for weeks.

 I’m Unsinkable Molly effing Brown!

She didn’t come from much;
Carried by chance into a place
Where she “didn’t belong.”
But she was true to herself
Because what else could she be?
What else could she do?

The Unsinkable Molly effing Brown!

When you’re slapped in the face
By fortune or favor,
The Fates are laughing
And you cling to a raft in
The River of de Nile,
Keep rowing and give a middle finger salute like

Unsinkable Molly effing Brown!