Oh, those wacky birther kids...

Latter Day Sinner

(I never claimed to be a saint)

Charity Cash

Location: Alabama,
Birthday: July 18

Bio: Mother/Leader/Herder and Main Cheerleader of a truly diversified brood. My daughter is Creek/Choctaw/African-American/White/...One son is Cherokee/Choctaw/White, and the youngest son, though blond(?) is like me: Choctaw/White, with a little bit of Black Irish thrown in for seasoning. I love them all, colorful as they are. That's not counting the Pitbull and the German Shepherd - I swear, they're smarter than my kids.

MY RECENT POSTS

Open Call - Raise Your Voices and Denounce an Injustice
March 17, 2010 01:21PM
And Justice for All - In the Spirit of Crazy Horse
March 16, 2010 09:35AM
Inspired by Others, I Decide to be Brave
February 27, 2010 09:09PM
Top Secret & Confidential: Dear Me
February 26, 2010 11:01PM
A Thousand Apologies, and a Thousand More
February 26, 2010 09:07AM

MY RECENT COMMENTS

“I write not so that I won't be afraid, but so that I won't be so filled with rage…”
March 18, 2010 08:24AM
“Thursday morning bump....Good Morning, OS!”
March 18, 2010 08:13AM
“Thursday morning bump. Good Morning, OS!”
March 18, 2010 08:12AM
“Well, we made the right hand side of the feed for a few minutes anyway. Thanks t…”
March 18, 2010 02:04AM
“I'm humbled by the response and the out-pouring of love y'all have shown. Let's ke…”
March 18, 2010 01:38AM

Charity Cash's Links

Essays, Musings, and Other Assorted Nonsense: And Justice for All - In the Spirit of Crazy Horse; Inspired by Others, I Decide to be Brave; Top Secret & Confidential: Dear Me; A 1000 Apologies, & 1000 More; Oh, Those Wacky Birther Kids; Make New Friends, but Keep the Old; Of Mice and Men; When Does School Start Again?; Dear Daddy; Raw Adventure; Sympathy Food; Butt Stick Stupid Elitest; Then I Went North; I Went South; We're All Just Pagans at Heart; Will I Dream of Her?; Hot Girls Take Karate; I Miss Him
Poetry: Father; Undone; Dirty Not-Quite-Haiku; Gospel; One of Us
Time Wasters: Dark Roasted Blend; Mental Floss; Neatorama

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AUGUST 7, 2009 10:49AM

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Why should they have all the fun, with their Kenyan birth certificates, and conspiracy theories?

We deserve fun, too! Now you can have your very own Kenyan birth certificate! Just fill in the personal details of your choosing, and you're officially Kenyan!

But wait, there's more!

You're not stuck with your same old, same old parents anymore! Choose who you would like to be born to! Beyonce could be your sister! Brad Pitt your brother! The possibilities are endless!
Feeling a tad over the hill lately? No problem now! You can choose your birthdate and year! If you change your mind, no big deal, just get another b.c.
Make yourself official by choosing your own registrar!
Don't worry about dates! The Republic of Kenya wasn't in existance before 1964, but those kooky birther kids don't mind the discrepancy, so why should you?

Get your copy today!