Well, I would have to say that, on scale of one to ten—one being Jessica Alba brushing my arm in an elevator last week, and ten being getting stuck in the elevator, with Jessica Alba, and passing the time the way mammals do—on that scale, I would have to say that my encounter with your company was about a five, which, isn’t that bad, all things considered. I mean, any more than a five, and we probably shouldn’t be exchanging money over the deal, ya know what I mean? I’m pretty sure that’s prostitution and still illegal in the United States. Unless you’re a politician, or big important CEO. Wait, are you a big manly important CEO?

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Please give me some money.