While out clubbing with my gal pals we had a good laugh over all the lame pickup lines we've heard throughout the years from the stereotypical stag fleet of beer drinking, gibberish spewing bores.

But the mirth died when one of the gals, a journalist named Tracy, brought up the line… Read full post »

BREAKING NEWS: Obama didn't mention God in his Thanksgiving speech. Holy Crap, fire the canons at that heathen.

Reports: "Critics of President Obama felt little holiday cheer after the president did not thank God in his Thanksgiving themed weekly Internet address. They immediately too… Read full post »

According to a statement released by Cosmopolitan Magazine,  it's been revealed that the KMART Corporation plans to hike the price on plus-sized women . All large women will now be charged double to triple price for all items of clothing, including socks and undergarments. These cost adju… Read full post »

•George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars,
hoped Jar Jar Binks would be loved by fans.

•Rick Perry was a fan of Ronald Reagan’s creation:
the Strategic Defense Initiative, nicknamed “Star Wars.”

Jar Jar Binks' Resume:
General in the Gungan Grand Army
Representative of… Read full post »

My mother gave me a library card for my 8th birthday. It was encased in a small white box, wrapped in elaborate green paper, tied with a bright red bow. Pretty. She knew I wanted a bicycle and I knew she thought me too clumsy to get behind the wheel… Read full post »

The Grand Old Party has begun placing bear traps full of desirable items all over Manhattan in hopes of bringing the Occupy Wall Street protests to a standstill. Several of the jobless protesters who fell victim to these traps where rushed by ambulance to Lenox Hill Hospital. Each of… Read full post »

This post came about via a "chicken or egg first?" conversation with my nephew. My nephew is one generation behind my own generation's narcissism, which means he has double the self-absorption people my age do.

Hence, in looking at the chicken or egg debate from our own personal, contemporar… Read full post »

BREAKING: Obama proposes an initiative to create one million new jobs by bringing in a MUCH younger work force. Top corporations will be abandoning China and moving all manufacturing back to America. As part of the deal, the financial giants are no longer required to honor minimum wage laws o… Read full post »

When 100 Amazon customers review: The Holy Bible: King James Version, we get a glimpse into what it looks like when satire has no bounds. Albeit some people are guaranteed to be offended, the truth is, no one was physically harmed in the making of these reviews. Likewise, it's highly doubtful… Read full post »

 

From graffiti writers to text messengers to journalists, pretentious English scribblers were thrown a curve ball after the Oxford Comma got benched in 2011. That's old news, it's time for something better.

Although the Oxford style of comma was cool and all--especially for ge… Read full post »