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DECEMBER 22, 2008 8:05AM

At Last! The Under $2,000 Cell Phone

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Totally strapped in your quest to find a cell phone with ball bearings? 

Can't stand trying to make out what's on your phone's fuzzy screen?  Which bold manufacturer will come to your rescue with a 62 carat crystal display?

And not just that boring rectangular screen ... your sensibilities are such that you require a circular display ... just like an early '50's TV.

 Fear not.  Your prayers have been answered: Motorola is proud to present you with the opportunity to own your very own personal cell phone for under $2,000 --- the Aura.

the Aura

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Hmmm. So there's a market for that in these economic times? Probably for the AIG execs. I wouldn't pay any price for it. Motorola is off limits for me, despite the fact that my brother-in-law is a top engineer there. It does business in the illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank. Plus, when I was in Israel 2 years ago, Motorola sponsored a huge street youth festival where the favorite T-shirt seemed to be "Fuck you. I'm from Israel."
Maybe that's it ... there are lots of expensive drugs inside.