Terror in the sky

Some things in life were never meant to be put together. Garlic and icecream, Spandex^tm  and fried chicken, or Palin and common sense all come to mind. But of all the "don't put 'em togethers" out there... airplanes and open flames are right near the… Read full post »

Few things in life tickle the fancy of the male of the species like jumping up in an elevator that is going down. How many of you have not hoped that with just enough effort to avoid that embarrassing “Extreme pushing” fart, you could touch the top of… Read full post »

The unrelenting darkness hung over them like a Chinese torture. It squeezed every breath from each of them to the point that they had to consciously breathe in… breathe out… breathe in… breathe out. Any distraction at all, and the automatic breathing function would founder and st… Read full post »

Today I went to a movie. It was a movie about a gentleman who has endured much throughout his life and exited our plane of consciousness a few short months ago. He was a tortured soul and many referred to him as the “King of Weird” even though he was probably… Read full post »

By nature I tend to lean towards the less stressful angle. “Lazy” is what my better half proclaims, but she also proclaims world peace and an end to wide collars and look where we’re at on those fronts. So “less stress” it is. The route (root, as we say in Canada)… Read full post »

Our cat is a mouser. Now by definition a mouser is “a feline which uses its limited intelligence to find, stalk, and attack small rodents. In extreme cases rats may become targets (although cats tend to the lazy side of the spectrum and rats have been eating steroids lately and pumping… Read full post »