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Chris Brown (not the felon)
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Born to two humans, I have two prodigies who are also (coincidentally) human. I am the missing link. Look under "Sausage" and you'll find me. Not a good writer. But I love to laugh. So I read more than I write. I drink a fair bit too but that is irrelevant.

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Salon.com
MARCH 3, 2010 1:34PM

A cowboy's llama(ent)

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As night encroached upon his soul
the cowboy sipped from trembling bowl
His supper, chilled,  his heart like coal,
 A cloak  to hide from wandering trolls. 
 
He added wood to stoke the fire,
and laid out traps of springs and wire.
His head did nod, his eyes did tire,
but fear of trolls did not conspire 
 
to keep him up, or cause no sleep
'though noises come as creatures creep
in dark recesses, cold and deep...
the kiss of death for half his sheep. 
 
Far off in the earie night
the wailing of a wolf gave fright.
His flock of sheep were huddled tight
to save themselves from horrid bite. 
 
The llama then arose, took charge.
Though average height, he was quite large.
More fierce than guns held by a Sarge,
his spit would sink an ocean barge. 
 
The wolves retreated, scratched and damp
that llama's style they would not cramp,
on paws she stomped, on heads did tramp
'till peace returned to cowboy's camp.

 

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Hah!! This was great! "his spit would sink an ocean barge". Thats some mouthful of spit, hah! Great Stuff, Chris~~
I LOVE THIS. my favorite poem!

bravo!
scanner... Have you ever been on the business end of llama spit? It's worse than... than... the Exorcist.

foolish monkey... Gee thanks. Coming from the princess of poetry that means a lot. I just realized that the llama is both a he and a she. Guess I'd better fix that.
BarkingLot4... You know... I saw that spelling mistake and was going to fix it. But the whole "ear" thing made it seem eerie from an eerie standpoint and an eerie sound. Sure it's a stretch but I'm a poet, dammit. I can stretch the meanings of words any way I want.
This was AWESOME. And I have witnessed llama spit firsthand, so I know whereof you speak. ((shudder))
this one is so different than the others that I didn't even place it among them. R.
cardamom... They don't even have the courtesy of warning you it's coming. It just sort of expels from their throat while they appear to be looking for the morning news paper. Thanks for dropping by.

Patty Jane Maher... I almost always find myself on a solitary island. "Different" was what my relatives all used to say when I showed up. Thanks for making me feel at home.
You ARE a poet.
Awww thanks Alison... sorry to goad you into coming over and looking. I am a bad bad boy.
Great poem! Stands alone.
Rated for LLama spit.
Gettin' here late. That's quite a poem. Most don't draw a comment from me, but this one does!
Scylla... thanks for dropping by. Llama spit was the only thing I could come up with that didn't have some kind of sexual connotation to it. Although I'm sure there are those who would still manage to make it sound kinky.

HenryR... Thanks. I'm not one to write poetry but when someone throws down the gauntlet it's really, really hard to leave it down there on the ground.
I am always in awe of people who write poetry, especially the ones that rhyme (the poem, that is).
I just can't do it.
This was great!
xoxoxo,