Musings from another planet
Change is good. Ice cream is better
Chris Brown (not the felon)
- Location
- Oakville, Ontario, Canada
- Birthday
- April 19
- Bio
- Born to two humans, I have two prodigies who are also (coincidentally) human. I am the missing link. Look under "Sausage" and you'll find me.
Not a good writer. But I love to laugh. So I read more than I write. I drink a fair bit too but that is irrelevant.
MY RECENT POSTS
- A cowboy's llama(ent)
March 03, 2010 11:16AM - An emotional train wreck
February 05, 2010 02:21AM - Good news Sunday: Checklists
to live by
January 30, 2010 09:43PM - The truth behind WSFTC
January 30, 2010 03:35PM - Element-ary beginnings
January 28, 2010 03:52PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I knew there was a
reason I logged onto OS for
the first time
in many
months.
Cong…”
February 16, 2011 05:31PM - “***Heavy, heavy
sigh***
Words just can't
convey how sorry I am to hear
about this.…”
July 18, 2010 11:28AM - “This is beyond funny.
This is... extra-funny. And I
am NOT a
selfish
poopy-head.…”
April 28, 2010 02:40PM - “Good thing you didn't
take me up on my offer to
escort you to
the party.
Sounds l…”
April 28, 2010 02:33PM - “One of my first memories
of watching TV was seeing a
re-run
of the Daniel Boone
s…”
March 19, 2010 12:51PM
Chris Brown (not the felon)'s Links
February 16, 2011 05:31PM
“I knew there was a reason I logged onto OS for the first time in many months. Congrats, my man. You are doing an incredible job. Much more than I can sa…”
About: Two Years with Scanner, Baby~
“I knew there was a reason I logged onto OS for the first time in many months. Congrats, my man. You are doing an incredible job. Much more than I can sa…”
About: Two Years with Scanner, Baby~
July 18, 2010 11:28AM
“***Heavy, heavy sigh*** Words just can't convey how sorry I am to hear about this. Re-listened to Everlong (above) and felt the passion that you were fe…”
About: The F**k Palace
“***Heavy, heavy sigh*** Words just can't convey how sorry I am to hear about this. Re-listened to Everlong (above) and felt the passion that you were fe…”
About: The F**k Palace
April 28, 2010 02:40PM
“This is beyond funny. This is... extra-funny. And I am NOT a selfish poopy-head. Oh... and considering the topic of conversation should these ladies no…”
About: A Conversation with the Ladies at MeMeCorp
“This is beyond funny. This is... extra-funny. And I am NOT a selfish poopy-head. Oh... and considering the topic of conversation should these ladies no…”
About: A Conversation with the Ladies at MeMeCorp
April 28, 2010 02:33PM
“Good thing you didn't take me up on my offer to escort you to the party. Sounds like they might have been drunk enough ask ME to model and the only way…”
About: Who Cares About Brains? I Wanna be a Beer Model!
“Good thing you didn't take me up on my offer to escort you to the party. Sounds like they might have been drunk enough ask ME to model and the only way…”
About: Who Cares About Brains? I Wanna be a Beer Model!
March 19, 2010 12:51PM
“One of my first memories of watching TV was seeing a re-run of the Daniel Boone series on The Wonderful World of Disney. Fond, fond memories. Sigh. 'Ti…”
About: Fess Parker's Gone
“One of my first memories of watching TV was seeing a re-run of the Daniel Boone series on The Wonderful World of Disney. Fond, fond memories. Sigh. 'Ti…”
About: Fess Parker's Gone
March 18, 2010 11:42AM
“My gosh... you turned on my waterworks with the switch from "was" back to "is". A very powerful thing to do, as it brings her right…”
About: Mourning Erica
“My gosh... you turned on my waterworks with the switch from "was" back to "is". A very powerful thing to do, as it brings her right…”
About: Mourning Erica
March 18, 2010 11:24AM
“I haven't seen the pictures in question (yet) but I agree that to use a child in a provocative (sexual or historical) situation is not right. By defini…”
About: Artist challenges use of infant as various symbols of evil
“I haven't seen the pictures in question (yet) but I agree that to use a child in a provocative (sexual or historical) situation is not right. By defini…”
About: Artist challenges use of infant as various symbols of evil
March 18, 2010 11:16AM
“This brought a tear to my eye as it reminded me so much of my grampa. Always a safe haven from the reality of parental discipline. And chocolate sprink…”
About: “Grampa” Ben
“This brought a tear to my eye as it reminded me so much of my grampa. Always a safe haven from the reality of parental discipline. And chocolate sprink…”
About: “Grampa” Ben
March 17, 2010 06:20PM
“Hey too bad you don't have time to think because you've had so many hits, huh? I wasn't going to comment because you didn't think anyone would but I ha…”
About: Having a Garden Party?
“Hey too bad you don't have time to think because you've had so many hits, huh? I wasn't going to comment because you didn't think anyone would but I ha…”
About: Having a Garden Party?
March 17, 2010 06:06PM
“OMG (as my daughters say) Tor, have you learned nothing from the bar incident? I'm fairly certain that Mel would trade her purse in for a... shall we s…”
About: I Really Hate Flying
“OMG (as my daughters say) Tor, have you learned nothing from the bar incident? I'm fairly certain that Mel would trade her purse in for a... shall we s…”
About: I Really Hate Flying
March 17, 2010 05:25PM
“If you call, tell her you're a lawyer from Amway. Then say "JUST KIDDING!!!" and tell her who you really are. She'll be so relieved your not…”
About: Google can be scary
“If you call, tell her you're a lawyer from Amway. Then say "JUST KIDDING!!!" and tell her who you really are. She'll be so relieved your not…”
About: Google can be scary
March 17, 2010 05:08PM
“Geeze Tor... I'm sorry you don't like flying. I love it, especially the part where they wand me. Makes me feel like a con. Nasty-like. Then my wife put…”
About: I Really Hate Flying
“Geeze Tor... I'm sorry you don't like flying. I love it, especially the part where they wand me. Makes me feel like a con. Nasty-like. Then my wife put…”
About: I Really Hate Flying
March 17, 2010 04:58PM
“Does Great Big Sea count? It's pretty hard not to git yer toes a tappin' when they're whompin' up a storm. Might not be official Celtic though. Have a…”
About: Just another St Patrick's Day; only one gig
“Does Great Big Sea count? It's pretty hard not to git yer toes a tappin' when they're whompin' up a storm. Might not be official Celtic though. Have a…”
About: Just another St Patrick's Day; only one gig
March 15, 2010 09:01PM
“Facebook keeps sending my brother ways to get me more friends on facebook. I don't want friends on facebook. I only visit facebook once every couple of…”
About: Be your own Trending Topic
“Facebook keeps sending my brother ways to get me more friends on facebook. I don't want friends on facebook. I only visit facebook once every couple of…”
About: Be your own Trending Topic
March 15, 2010 04:15PM
“Just so you know... your witty comments are not wasted. We all come back to read them and then laugh and go looking for the next batch. "SQUIRREL!R 30;”
About: An Abridged Bucket List
“Just so you know... your witty comments are not wasted. We all come back to read them and then laugh and go looking for the next batch. "SQUIRREL!R 30;”
About: An Abridged Bucket List
March 14, 2010 11:46AM
“Great post for a dreary Sunday. I always say that every Sunday I wake up is a good news Sunday. What a great selection of talent to quote from. Thanks.”
About: Good News Sunday: Quotations, Week 8
“Great post for a dreary Sunday. I always say that every Sunday I wake up is a good news Sunday. What a great selection of talent to quote from. Thanks.”
About: Good News Sunday: Quotations, Week 8
March 14, 2010 10:54AM
“You may need to be more specific bob. I can guarantee you that the minute Powerball produces a $12.95 jackpot you'll be the winner. Your bucket list wi…”
About: An Abridged Bucket List
“You may need to be more specific bob. I can guarantee you that the minute Powerball produces a $12.95 jackpot you'll be the winner. Your bucket list wi…”
About: An Abridged Bucket List
March 14, 2010 10:34AM
“Boaner this is awesome. I can just picture Bogart standing under a street lamp, cigarette hanging loosely from his lips, trench coat draped over a shou…”
About: Thief in the Night
“Boaner this is awesome. I can just picture Bogart standing under a street lamp, cigarette hanging loosely from his lips, trench coat draped over a shou…”
About: Thief in the Night
March 14, 2010 09:13AM
“Scylla... thanks for dropping by. Llama spit was the only thing I could come up with that didn't have some kind of sexual connotation to it. Although I…”
About: A cowboy's llama(ent)
“Scylla... thanks for dropping by. Llama spit was the only thing I could come up with that didn't have some kind of sexual connotation to it. Although I…”
About: A cowboy's llama(ent)
March 09, 2010 04:12PM
“Good golly sheldon. This is knee slapping Hi Larious! The first time I ever ate Hobo I said "Huh... tastes like chicken!" Now I know why. En…”
About: So...You've Just Killed A Hobo
“Good golly sheldon. This is knee slapping Hi Larious! The first time I ever ate Hobo I said "Huh... tastes like chicken!" Now I know why. En…”
About: So...You've Just Killed A Hobo
March 09, 2010 04:07PM
“THIS MUST BE TRUE!!! Nobody could make crap like this up. Thank goodness they caught her. Even the iron wall we keep between us innocent Canucks and her…”
About: How Far Would You Go For An EP? Munchausen's by Blogger
“THIS MUST BE TRUE!!! Nobody could make crap like this up. Thank goodness they caught her. Even the iron wall we keep between us innocent Canucks and her…”
About: How Far Would You Go For An EP? Munchausen's by Blogger
March 09, 2010 03:59PM
“Cool runnings, bob. Being a commercial pilot I've always fantasized about doing some carrier time. The Canadian Navy lost it's aircraft carrier in 1922…”
About: Things I leaned with My New Clearance
“Cool runnings, bob. Being a commercial pilot I've always fantasized about doing some carrier time. The Canadian Navy lost it's aircraft carrier in 1922…”
About: Things I leaned with My New Clearance
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