you look dark and scary in the eyes and face! (OKCupid IM)

Chris K

Location: Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires (DF), Argentina
Birthday: January 11

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JANUARY 12, 2009 2:30PM

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So, following the advice of some on here, I joined OKCupid. I have gotten maybe 2 responses. Sorry, three, but I don't know if this one counts. It was totally unsolicited and rather, um, odd. Enjoy! [I'm theartist4merly.]

psycho killer?

HER: you look dark and scary in the eyes and face! Just wanted to let you know that intrigues me

[12:35:38 pm]ME:ha

[12:35:40 pm]ME:I do?

[12:37:35 pm]HER:yah like serial killer scary but i like it

[12:37:42 pm]HER :makes you unique

[12:37:44 pm]theartist4merly:wha?!?

[12:37:51 pm]theartist4merly:are you serious?

[12:38:15 pm]theartist4merly:I have never been likened to a serial killer

[12:38:43 pm]HER :hahahaha

[12:38:46 pm]HER :yes

[12:38:52 pm]theartist4merly:which one?

[12:39:06 pm]HER :just in general

[12:39:10 pm]theartist4merly:ted bundy?

[12:39:15 pm]theartist4merly:night stalker?

[12:39:46 pm]theartist4merly:why does serial-killer-ish-ness appeal?

[12:40:04 pm]HER :you are that guy that if you are walking alone at night and no one is a round a woman would probly clench the pepper spray just incase

[12:40:14 pm]theartist4merly:haha

[12:40:17 pm]theartist4merly:you think?

[12:40:25 pm]HER :yah

[12:40:31 pm]theartist4merly:i always think I look friendly and normal

[12:40:46 pm]theartist4merly:even somewhat handsome

[12:41:02 pm]HER :it all played out in my head as soon as i seen you i was like i have to check out the profile!

[12:41:05 pm]HER :hahahaha

[12:41:20 pm]theartist4merly:not handsome, eh?

[12:41:50 pm]theartist4merly:now, we can pretend that i kidnap you and then...

[12:41:56 pm]theartist4merly:hahaha

[12:42:03 pm]HER :attractive yes but maybe one of the crazys yes

[12:42:13 pm]HER :definatly

[12:42:26 pm]HER t:no offense

[12:42:31 pm]theartist4merly:hey

[12:42:34 pm]theartist4merly:whatever

[12:42:40 pm]HER :sorry

[12:42:42 pm]theartist4merly:people don't treat me like a crazy

[12:42:48 pm]theartist4merly:no, I'm not offended

[12:43:03 pm]HER :i wasnt trying to be mean just lettin you know you are unique

[12:43:10 pm]theartist4merly:no, I know

[12:43:17 pm]theartist4merly:I just thought it was funny

[12:44:08 pm]theartist4merly:alright, I'm off to the big city

[12:44:21 pm]HER :k

[12:44:35 pm]theartist4merly:thank you for the strange compliment

[12:44:51 pm]theartist4merly:later

[12:45:13 pm]HER :your welcome

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Maybe it is because she can only see part of your head? I think "later" was an appropriate response ;0)

Dorinda D.

January 12, 2009 02:36 PM

for the record ... I din't suggest that site, but that story will go down in history with you for sure!!! strange, indeed!!!

1_Irritated_Mother

January 12, 2009 02:37 PM

she is krazee i think ur cute but how do u deal with somebody who writes like that for more than one line it wud make me want to throttle somebody oops maybe im a serial killer too i was always partial to the smart one who ended his spree after he killed and ate his mom kthxbye

Verbal Remedy AKA Denise

January 12, 2009 02:39 PM

Well, I do think that picture makes you look a little...scary. First, you're not smiling. And second, your eyes are sort of bugging out because of the angle of the shot. (Now you think I'm saying you have bug eyes, but I'm not, see. It's just a bad angle.)

But I wouldn't pay her any more attention. Bad grammar.

hollycomesalive

January 12, 2009 02:46 PM

Do you have any old pictures of you having fun with your friends on your facebook account or anything? I think those would be better pictures.

hollycomesalive

January 12, 2009 02:53 PM

you are handsome...and i didn't know serial killers had a specific look these days. some people are total wack jobs...i suggest if you go on a date with her you show up with clenched pepper spray in hand...

Stars of 1889

January 12, 2009 02:54 PM

You need to get an ape to take your picture so your whole head is in the shot, or maybe I can just do a makeover for you. I'm thinking I'm doing a makeover! YAY!

Freaky Troll

January 12, 2009 02:55 PM

Ditto on the grammar ("as soon as i seen you"???). But certainly more entertaining than the married guys who contact me on dating sites. And hey, you got to tag your post with "serial killer" - what's not to like? Good luck!

MissV

January 12, 2009 05:03 PM

Freaky, that makeover will be so easy. I think I'd look good with a new 'do.

Chris K

January 12, 2009 05:23 PM

Oh good lorrrrd, what have I wrought with my good intentions???

Hmmmm....uhhh....at least you got a fun post out of it? **scampering away**

Bees Tone

January 12, 2009 09:16 PM

Sorry, I know cereal killers. You aren't a cereal killer.

Oh. Serial.

Never mind.

MoniqueC

January 12, 2009 09:32 PM

Happy belated birthday Chris.

I was really trying to come up with someone I know who might be a good match for you but obviously this girl is your soul mate so I'll just stop now. But for your wedding, I'm getting her a dictionary.

katina choovanski

January 12, 2009 09:43 PM

Change the photo. I don't know about serial killer but definitely potential lobotomy recoveree. Freaky has done a good job with your makeover though. You are so hot for having dated her ;-)

pretend_farmer

January 12, 2009 10:03 PM

The cake and the kitties are going to be the clincher.

Without a Paddle

January 12, 2009 10:09 PM

Run! Run as fast as you can in the opposite direction! And don't look back, seriously!

This is a hilarious exchange!

Notes From Joblessville

January 12, 2009 10:22 PM

Just a little advice:

Free site = Bad quality.

If you are gonna play the personals...pay.

Persephone13

January 12, 2009 10:23 PM

ok, that would be a chick not to go out with

hyblaean- Julie

January 12, 2009 11:15 PM

Clearly the problem is not the picture but the fact that the HER uses "yah" instead of "yeah," which makes her either Norwegian or a slightly unhinged Valley girl.

foolisht

January 12, 2009 11:49 PM

Dorinda F.'s spot on: "later" is a hilarious response. If only you could have used an ominous font and had a smiley at the end of the line driving an unmarked white van.

fatdavid 8

January 13, 2009 12:47 AM

Dude. She's psycho. She's ATTRACTED TO MEN WHO LOOK LIKE SERIAL KILLERS. Clear the text conversation. Back slowly away from her.

Myself, I think you are handsome but that picture makes you look a trifle, you know, *fey*.

Sandra Stephens

January 13, 2009 12:51 AM

I think the whole thing is hilarious, especially the pick up line from the title. She sounds like some 9 year old talking to her wild-eyed alcoholic uncle.

Chris K

January 13, 2009 07:23 AM

Have you ever been pepper-sprayed on a date? Could be fun... er... um... no, scratch that. Run! Run!

Thomas Horton

January 13, 2009 09:44 AM

HER: [...] as soon as i seen you

Uh oh.

SeattleK8

January 13, 2009 12:05 PM

Oh this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I agree with the commenters- the lady is cray cray! Good luck with your search.

JustJuli

January 14, 2009 12:47 AM

For someone who is gone, Kalvin sure does talk a lot. Flouncer supreme.

Kind of Blue

February 15, 2009 03:40 PM

I don't think you look like a serial killer in your photo because they look way more totally normal in a geeky kind of way. Think Ted Bundy. He could have been seen in your neighborhood with a backpack and on a bicycle handing out bibles. You don't look like that. Which is a good thing.

From your photo, I would have said that you were into taking black and white photography because your soul was too dark and brooding to allow color to come in. Sort of one of those moody, artistic types. Possibly also a Paladin in D&D. One who's also into elf bondage.

Look, on-line dating sucks. It's a lesson on the human condition which no one with a soul should take. Paid dating sites aren't really any better (and I'm saying this as someone who just joined chemistry.com and as an eharmony flunkie). They just get those of us who are willing to spend money to learn how totally undateable we are. Good luck.