Well summers over an you now what that mean's!!!
The barns a-waitin for a nother ole fashin hair puling fite! Thats right lady's! Or so-called ladie's! You no who you are. Sign up in the commit's for eather the "Mean Girl's" or the "Nice Girl's."
Now how do you decide if yore a Mein Girl or a Nice Gril?! That is a good questchin and I'm glad JK Bratty acksed. JK, for you its a easy choise. Yore not aloud to get on the Mean Side. You have to be on the Nice Side. Its to bad because Nice Grils Finish Last, just like the Nice Guys do. What I'm tellin you is, you better buy your wig now cauze your'e gonna probalby git all yore hare pulled out by them Mean Girl's.
Furball Remedy asks if she kin be on the Nicey-Nicey teem. Furball honny thats not loud after all your mean poast's about me tryin to sale my dinin room furncher. its a free cuntry and I got a right to make a buick same's any a you.
Sandra Step Hen aint got a mean boan in her boddy but jest watch her sine up fer the mean side just cuz she relly want's to come a cross as a tuff cokie. Sandra, you go over there with JK and get redie to die vest Furball of her Furr.
Orally want's to be on my team but O'Rally I tole you agin an agin that aint a happnin over my dad body! We caint be on the same teem so I will be the Laydie and lett you deside witch teem you wanna beyond, then Ill take whats left dover.
watch that Layin' Knee she allus talk's nice then BAM you doan no what het ya, I dont no if that make's her mean or nice but eather way, watch out, other teem!!!
That Jewelry Trap gal say's she live's on a farm so she may be nice or she may be mean but I bet she kin grab on to a hole hanfull of hare and not let go unless she get's tickl'd!
Then that there Stellar gal is a hayter, you kin tell from her Eyecon. Shes got that mean lookin one you know the one wear her heads in her hand's and she looks all like sommin ate alla her popp corn.
Freckly Drool may be cute an littel an all but shes mean thru an thruogh, I no that from wen she chewd on me like a beaf jerky when I mest up her inter view way back in the sprang. So Freckley git over thar wit Furball and prepair to loose all that arnge coler hair o yore's.
iamshirley is a nother hader. Them smart wommen with sharp tongs caint be trussed any furthur then you kin throwem! Besides shes to funny so everyone oat to hater.
will someone feed the fat was probalby a chair leder in high school if look's tell me any thang, so that shud qualafie her for the meanie's in my o'pinion. But all you girl's who suck up to the poplar one's will probly say shes nice. What kind a bunch of hypochondriacs does that make you!
The Barfing Lot need's to sign up for the nice team. shes wrote a lot of nice post's but Barfinglot, jest rember the nice girl's all ways lose. Thats okay I might end upon the nice team with you if Orally desides to go with her gut and get on the mean team.
Ow Says You is to nice for her oan good. She alaways say's good thangs on poeple's post's and she was cot rating poast's two or three time's.
Spotted Behind would be nicer if she didnt write such rood post's like that one about the Yuck Pallice. I say YUCK in stedda what she said be cose that was jest over the lion for me. Spotted you go fite with Furball over there.
Coy Yoda Style is nice but she some time's writes that esoterica allong with Finger Wanderer so in my book that make's them not so nice. They probally blong on that team with Freckly and Furball.
Robbin's Need is some times nice but some times shes all pretendin to be a farmer and sayin I Tell You What. I Tell YOU what, Robbin. We'll let ya fite nice this time but only cuz JK put's in a good ward for you.
I'm sorry but that Chest Cathy with her yaller hair is just too much like them poplar lookin girl's. I dont thank shes a meanie or nothin but she mite feel more at home with the glammer pus's over yonder.
Siren on the Lake is way to glammerous for the nice teem. She may be nice in pursin an have a nice hubb-y but her life style is way to cut and edge for us mid western farmer's.
Deborah's Young is nice sum times and uther time's to big for her bridges. I will leaf it up to yall who want's to chooce her for they're side.
Carol Line Hey-good is defanately on the nice girl's team. You can tell from her all Amercan look's and her name. And besides she writes good.
My Psycho is best off with the mein gril's. They are all a bunch of psyche's in my humble pie onion.
There's lotts more girl's but its passed my bedtime. So yall figure it out.
if we need reeferees then the men's can vollin teer in the commits. That includ's you gay guise cuz you NO you like to watch hare pullin!
Girl's yore job is to decide what teem your on and chose a team captin. Once you all done that you can start the hare pullin. Send pitchers of the pulled-off hair to me by PMS. Or, you can jus post them at you'r blog. If you want too.

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::walks off in a huff, muttering::
(take that to the pot luck Mr. Bloomers enthrall)
So for you nicey-niceys, ta-ta for now! And to you mean girl's (you no who you are) just look down you're blouse's and spell "ATTIC." That will keep you busy till mornin!
And you men, you can bet on the winners if you want, just clean up the sigret buts and bier can's when your donne.
Ow Sez How, just fer that you kin pick if you wanna be a mean girl.
Sella - what's that literally illusion you reefer to in your commit? "Take that to the potluck Mr. Bloomers" is that what the lady said in Fare In Height 541 as she was aburnin up with her book's?
Emma you kin be a MEAN MACHINE. Your in good copanny. Them mean girls look like they readdy to kick some but!
Just as well, who wants to wrestle without chocolate?!
Stellaa you can count on me. I'm tight with all the best chocolate pudding good fellas, we're connected. And forget about those lobbyists, no one will remember them later.
Oops! There we go being all elitist again.
Can I have a snifter of Grand Marnier while I cheerlead?
I am so sick of all this segregation, what is wrong with a little elitism, especially when chocolate is on the table? C'mon, all you Berkley granola people, when push comes to shove, don't tell me that you'd choose a bar of Hersheys over a chunk of Scharffenbergers! You know that deep down inside you don't want the egalitarian Folgers, you want the peaberry Kona. You know you do.
Oh, wait...
wot's a gurl gotta do? good gurls go to heeven butt bad gurls go everwhere, n i ain't bin everwhere yit.
I call Refree, if'n it ain't been taken yet!!
Or if'n it has, I'll be the oil man, woooooweeee. Ain't no fighten with the girls till there's an oil man!!!
It's really disruptive, especially since we all know that the only therapy they give is the therapy of picking up their doodie.
But even the impostors serve a purpose and if that purpose is merely to cause their owners to pick up their poop then that is a good thing.
I hope I made my position clear. Now bend over emma, I need to practice my head lock!
Im gonna blew yur mind! I wuld like ta be a svitch hitter as Im en ekwal oppertunity type hater and luv'r. Will a certan dockter be prezent? Im not sayin' any names...
I am afraid I can't spell as creatively as you do Cindy, and I don't have much of an inflection in speaking either but I know that if I say what I think straight up somebody will say I am mean, ask me not to post on their blog and then they might say nasty things about me when they think I am not around to know it. And really, I am just fine with that. What anybody else says about me really is none of my business anyway. I mean really, should I care? I am too mean to care I guess.
What really gets my goat is that the folks who have treated me like that have acted like they are nice people and that gossip is innocent.
Also I have been called the "b" word, I wonder, have you?
Excellent dialek.
Ah'm one uh them mean gurls but muh hahr is dat der brown color.
Cheerleader? Did they let people in your country on the cheerleader team with braces and glasses? In these parts, we had to stay in the library until graduation.
Mean, bitchy, elitist and spoiled. Oh, and I am so coming down there to steal Will from you. It's him I'm telling to feed the cat, didn't you know?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to practice. And Frank, pick out a good girl, and we'll talk.
Today it happened...
We'll go shoppping for stuff for her new place instead.
When are you doing us guys?
R
Ya have contributted to me shartness of winks ov'er da coyoot's howlin'. Will dare be any dar priz-zes? Im always lookin' fur sum game, 'ya know? Could git me pickture in da eleck-tron-ick newsiepaper!
'Just sayin...
I took hope when I saw dose mean gals tryin a outmean each udder. I thot fer a secci we might jes win by defall. Sheeeeiiiitt, but then dat emmapoo starts suckin up in her ol eliteesst way agin. Pfffft.
Eyes spent ferever tryin to get in gud wit dem mean gals. Now you done it. Thads 9 months of hard work all down de drain. Sheeeeeiiit, I cooda jes got meself preggers and got to the same darn lonely place.
I aint' nevr fergivin ya fer dis. Unless I take that Herbal RamAdee chick down in de first bout. Den well talk.
Thanks for presenting this term in the context it deserves. The humor is appreciated.
This was just written as a fun reply to Kyle's post remarking that OS seemed to have some mean girls around. I've had a few altercations with members of what I perceived to be the "in" crowd here, and to my great disgust, they have, every one, turned out to be kind, generous-hearted and just plain NICE people. How much fun is that to gossip about? Answer: none. Disgusting. (several eye rolls here.)
Er, besides, it's been a long time since I played Miss Dumb Butt; this was as good an excuse as any to resurrect her.
Thanks, everyone, for kindly whiling away some time responding to my nonsense. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.
Love,
I mean, Miss Dumb Butt!
You're awesome.
xoxoxo,
P.S. I see Blumeralls is gittin all hopeful agin
I'm mean, I'll kick ass if someone messes with me or mines.
It's true! I will never do that again. OK, maybe I will, but ONLY when it is needed.