NOVEMBER 3, 2009 12:19AM

Mean Girl's v Nice Girl's - a ole fashin hare pullin context

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Well summers over an you now what that mean's!!!

The barns a-waitin for a nother ole fashin hair puling fite!  Thats right lady's!  Or so-called ladie's!  You no who you are.  Sign up in the commit's for eather the "Mean Girl's" or the "Nice Girl's."

Now how do you decide if yore a Mein Girl or a Nice Gril?!  That is a good questchin and I'm glad JK Bratty acksed.  JK, for you its a easy choise.  Yore not aloud to get on the Mean Side.  You have to be on the Nice Side.  Its to bad because Nice Grils Finish Last, just like the Nice Guys do.  What I'm tellin you is, you better buy your wig now cauze your'e gonna probalby git all yore hare pulled out by them Mean Girl's. 

Furball Remedy asks if she kin be on the Nicey-Nicey teem.  Furball honny thats not loud after all your mean poast's about me tryin to sale my dinin room furncher.  its a free cuntry and I got a right to make a buick same's any a you.

Sandra Step Hen aint got a mean boan in her boddy but jest watch her sine up fer the mean side just cuz she relly want's to come a cross as a tuff cokie.  Sandra, you go over there with JK and get redie to die vest Furball of her Furr.

Orally want's to be on my team but O'Rally I tole you agin an agin that aint a happnin over my dad body!  We caint be on the same teem so I will be the Laydie and lett you deside witch teem you wanna beyond, then Ill take whats left dover.

watch that Layin' Knee she allus talk's nice then BAM you doan no what het ya, I dont no if that make's her mean or nice but eather way, watch out, other teem!!!

That Jewelry Trap gal say's she live's on a farm so she may be nice or she may be mean but I bet she kin grab on to a hole hanfull of hare and not let go unless she get's tickl'd!

Then that there Stellar gal is a hayter, you kin tell from her Eyecon.  Shes got that mean lookin one you know the one wear her heads in her hand's and she looks all like sommin ate alla her popp corn.

Freckly Drool may be cute an littel an all but shes mean thru an thruogh, I no that from wen she chewd on me like a beaf jerky when I mest up her inter view way back in the sprang.  So Freckley git over thar wit Furball and prepair to loose all that arnge coler hair o yore's.

 iamshirley is a nother hader.  Them smart wommen with sharp tongs caint be trussed any furthur then you kin throwem!  Besides shes to funny so everyone oat to hater.

will someone feed the fat was probalby a chair leder in high school if look's tell me any thang, so that shud qualafie her for the meanie's in my o'pinion.  But all you girl's who suck up to the poplar one's will probly say shes nice.  What kind a bunch of hypochondriacs does that make you!

The Barfing Lot need's to sign up for the nice team.  shes wrote a lot of nice post's but Barfinglot, jest rember the nice girl's all ways lose.  Thats okay I might end upon the nice team with you if Orally desides to go with her gut and get on the mean team.

Ow Says You is to nice for her oan good.  She alaways say's good thangs on poeple's post's and she was cot rating poast's two or three time's.

Spotted Behind would be nicer if she didnt write such rood post's like that one about the Yuck Pallice.  I say YUCK in stedda what she said be cose that was jest over the lion for me.  Spotted you go fite with Furball over there.

Coy Yoda Style is nice but she some time's writes that esoterica allong with Finger Wanderer so in my book that make's them not so nice.  They probally blong on that team with Freckly and Furball.

Robbin's Need is some times nice but some times shes all pretendin to be a farmer and sayin I Tell You What.  I Tell YOU what, Robbin.  We'll let ya fite nice this time but only cuz JK put's in a good ward for you.

I'm sorry but that Chest Cathy with her yaller hair is just too much like them poplar lookin girl's.  I dont thank shes a meanie or nothin but she mite feel more at home with the glammer pus's over yonder.

Siren on the Lake is way to glammerous for the nice teem.  She may be nice in pursin an have a nice hubb-y but her life style is way to cut and edge for us mid western farmer's.

Deborah's Young is nice sum times and uther time's to big for her bridges.  I will leaf it up to yall who want's to chooce her for they're side.

Carol Line Hey-good is defanately on the nice girl's team.  You can tell from her all Amercan look's and her name.  And besides she writes good.

My Psycho is best off with the mein gril's.  They are all a bunch of psyche's in my humble pie onion.

There's lotts more girl's but its passed my bedtime.  So yall figure it out.

if we need reeferees then the men's can vollin teer in the commits.  That includ's you gay guise cuz you NO you like to watch hare pullin!

Girl's yore job is to decide what teem your on and chose a team captin.  Once you all done that you can start the hare pullin.  Send pitchers of the pulled-off hair to me by PMS.  Or, you can jus post them at you'r blog.  If you want too.

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Gol dang, Sinnedy Rost, yuh kin getcher mind outta my manners rite now!!! I got nuthin against psychos and I none me sum psychos in mah time. And ah am NIECE! Ya kin jus axks mah dearly dead mother.

::walks off in a huff, muttering::
oh shure, NOW I gets pecked as a gurl . . .
Thanks Ms. Ross, I like being mean. I was born mean and will die mean. But I cannot talk that funny talk. I am so mean, I don't need a team.

(take that to the pot luck Mr. Bloomers enthrall)
Kerry an Thommus an Jone's set up an take nodus. This hear post is the one thats bounta put an end to my EPA dry spill! Everbody rat this thing twicex or threex. That way we can all be mean to weechuther weather were mean or nice and get lott's of a tension!!
I volentear to vampire this thing, but only if Jay K Brattly and Steller cominse the fesditivys with some kick boxin.
Umm-pyre? Y'all no what I mean.
my boyfiend Will is hollerin fer me to get my "can" to bedd!!

So for you nicey-niceys, ta-ta for now! And to you mean girl's (you no who you are) just look down you're blouse's and spell "ATTIC." That will keep you busy till mornin!

And you men, you can bet on the winners if you want, just clean up the sigret buts and bier can's when your donne.
Nana, box kickin' is not loud on this proper T. Its to hard on us wimmun folk.
Well, we all know which side I'm on.
you be on my teem Emma jest as soon's I find out which team ime on. Rember, you said youd share a bed with me if I ever go to a OS meat-up. I'm still tryin to get Will's parmesan to go to the necks one.
EMMA--my side, right??
The MEAN side. I've had more than one person at OS dedicate whole posts to my meanness. If you're mean, mypsyche, you're my kind of woman.
My Sicko, no huffing off is aloud.

Ow Sez How, just fer that you kin pick if you wanna be a mean girl.

Sella - what's that literally illusion you reefer to in your commit? "Take that to the potluck Mr. Bloomers" is that what the lady said in Fare In Height 541 as she was aburnin up with her book's?

Emma you kin be a MEAN MACHINE. Your in good copanny. Them mean girls look like they readdy to kick some but!
Emma, I have seen actually 4 posts about how mean I am and countless comments with innuendos and someone does not think I am the boss of her.
Kyle your a good sport and jest fer that yukon peck you're side!
can the hare-pullin' commence in a big ol' vat a puddin' please? i'll vampire or sang witha geetar, whutever you lack.
Crap - I thought I was gonna skate by on this one. There's nothing wrong with having been a cheerleader, right?
Stellar, that make's you a frist class MEANY. For that I shake you're hand and say Congregation!
Lonnie once the hare is all puled out then we kin get the puddin out!
Aint nothin wrong with bean a chair ladder, at leastways if your a nother cheer larder. If yore not a char lieder, than the chair laden is kinda annoyin.
Ms. Ross, don't you love that J.Jill wants us to buy those boots. I want the boots.
Lordy, I got to git to bedd! Will just said he want's a DIVERSE! if I dont get my hoss to bed!
How about jazz hands? Like, if I call someone a bitch but my fingers are all spirity, that's cool right?
Stellaa, OK, you win the mean sweepstakes! That person you aren't the boss of thinks I'm mean too. Or at least that I'm a bitch. I'm standing taller already.
Since I wasn't picked to be on the ticket this time I'll be a cheerleader!
Just as well, who wants to wrestle without chocolate?!

Stellaa you can count on me. I'm tight with all the best chocolate pudding good fellas, we're connected. And forget about those lobbyists, no one will remember them later.
Emma, bitch is much higher than "boss". I give it to you.
Ablonde, yes, only if we do "pot de creme" none of that pudding stuff. We are going French.
Ablonde, I wasn't picked either. But mean doesn't need an invitation. And I second the pot de creme. Let's class this thing up a little.
This mean girl is gonna go read. Thanks.
I'll go with the pot de creme as well.

Oops! There we go being all elitist again.
My hat's off to you for organizing this event Ms. Ross. It's high time we stop the name calling and take it to the next level. A good round of fisticuffs can be cathartic.
I am amenable to pots de creme. Very, very amenable.

Can I have a snifter of Grand Marnier while I cheerlead?
I think I like being elitist almost as much as I like being mean. It's a toss up really.
Are you discriminating against elitists Julie?

I am so sick of all this segregation, what is wrong with a little elitism, especially when chocolate is on the table? C'mon, all you Berkley granola people, when push comes to shove, don't tell me that you'd choose a bar of Hersheys over a chunk of Scharffenbergers! You know that deep down inside you don't want the egalitarian Folgers, you want the peaberry Kona. You know you do.
If "cathartic" means hot, Trey's right. Elitism lose it's meaning when you're wearing a thong and covered in caramel pudding.
Here you go with pudding again. Had to delay the reading. NO PUDDING!! Mean and elitist. Scharffenbergers, started in Berkeley, now I think Hershey's bought them.
Ha - A! You're right. I must stand up to that kind of discrimination. Can I do it from my pedestal?
I'm not as dumb as I am you think.
::cough cough cough cough:: I'M INFECTING YOU ALL! ::cough cough::
I think all of you are mean for hogging the feed when I'm posting true brilliance!

Oh, wait...
You would fight dirty Deven. You...you...you mother hater!
I'm going to meet my activity partner for heat or passion at Tall Loving.com! Speaking of which, PM me later Kaly if you wanna get a little icky;-)
Oooh, Sinning, how cum everb0ody dinks i,m nice? doesn't i git sum mean gurl points fer cussin out buddha fun & callin him de Omen?

wot's a gurl gotta do? good gurls go to heeven butt bad gurls go everwhere, n i ain't bin everwhere yit.
Mean girl reporting for duty. Make that, elite golden princess clique mean girl reporting for duty.
Don't forget about jealous, Sandra. Mean girls are always jealous, too.
Woooooeeeeee!! There goin' ta be a biggun fightens!! WOOOODOGGGGGIE!!!

I call Refree, if'n it ain't been taken yet!!

Or if'n it has, I'll be the oil man, woooooweeee. Ain't no fighten with the girls till there's an oil man!!!
Will somebody please get the two ugly, so-called therapy dogs who are trying to eat the chocolate away from the ring??!!

It's really disruptive, especially since we all know that the only therapy they give is the therapy of picking up their doodie.
If I could I'd rate this post a thousand times because it so goddamn wonderful. I love you Cindy Ross!!! You're the best writer ever, with or without chocolate but with chocolate is better, yes?
Are you discriminating against therapy dogs, Ablonde? Or poop? Please be clear.
A true therapy dog? Never. I am discriminating against the impostors of which there are many. Putting a little vest on just any old dog does not make them a "therapy dog" and entitle you to bring them anywhere you damn please. Especially when said impostor therapy dogs are ill behaved.

But even the impostors serve a purpose and if that purpose is merely to cause their owners to pick up their poop then that is a good thing.

I hope I made my position clear. Now bend over emma, I need to practice my head lock!
Glammerous? This isn't a fur coat, it's a pile of cats. But I'll be a mean girl if Stellar will let me so I don't lose any more hair. I got a bald spot growing since I joined OS. I'm bribing the vampire, too, just to be safe.
Shut the heck up, Sin Die! We'se meen n lo-down heah. An' bein' meen iz un advantuj. So whatch oot!
I want to be a mean girl NOW! you meanies are the meaniest .. ipso facto the cool gurls..
Good calls there missy!
T'anks Cindy - sure glad I found 'ya. What a wunderful way ta be interduced.

Im gonna blew yur mind! I wuld like ta be a svitch hitter as Im en ekwal oppertunity type hater and luv'r. Will a certan dockter be prezent? Im not sayin' any names...
I'm all up fer refereeein'. I like all dim girls weather they be mein er knot. I don't mein dim like yer cuzzin cletus. I mean dim like thim kinda dim.
I think I am mean. I have certainly been told here that I am mean. And since I can't find a mean meter I have no way to measure outside of what I have been told by folks who didn't like my what I said.

I am afraid I can't spell as creatively as you do Cindy, and I don't have much of an inflection in speaking either but I know that if I say what I think straight up somebody will say I am mean, ask me not to post on their blog and then they might say nasty things about me when they think I am not around to know it. And really, I am just fine with that. What anybody else says about me really is none of my business anyway. I mean really, should I care? I am too mean to care I guess.

What really gets my goat is that the folks who have treated me like that have acted like they are nice people and that gossip is innocent.

Also I have been called the "b" word, I wonder, have you?
I have a soft spot for nice girls, if it means anything.
I miss out on all the fun by sleeping. Only the boyz iz aloud to call me "Orally". It's herd 2 right in this 4in langwhich of urs, butt I'm tryin.
Are "teem" and "team" homonyms, or did my watch stop?

Excellent dialek.
I hate to be the one to ask, but, per Seinfeld: is there any possibility of the Mean Girls and Good Girls kissing?
Gee Suzanne, I wouldn't have thought YOU were the doc people got all mean about. I guess this means (sic) that I have to go read all your posts now to see what got people upset. (If it gets me upset, I'll just stew in silence...I try to stay out of trouble...)
Golllleeee!!! Ah'm glad I don't have that yeller hahr!

Ah'm one uh them mean gurls but muh hahr is dat der brown color.
Well, Miz Cindy, I see you wait until this Cat goes to bed to start the rassling....

Cheerleader? Did they let people in your country on the cheerleader team with braces and glasses? In these parts, we had to stay in the library until graduation.

Mean, bitchy, elitist and spoiled. Oh, and I am so coming down there to steal Will from you. It's him I'm telling to feed the cat, didn't you know?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to practice. And Frank, pick out a good girl, and we'll talk.
this is a riot. thank you. love love love
Note to self: Must stop sleeping and spend more time on OS. I have to go do stuff this morning, so I'll be back to add my witty repartee later.
Dear Diary,

Today it happened...
If you have to ask if you are mean, or ask to join, you are not mean.
Sorry. Can't fight when I'm laughing!
But I don't wanna fight with Furball!
We'll go shoppping for stuff for her new place instead.
Do these bridges make my ass look fat?
Cindy, you are sorely in need of a remedial spelling course. I love O'Really being called Orally. Perfect fit.
When are you doing us guys?
R
Yez, Miz Cindee,

Ya have contributted to me shartness of winks ov'er da coyoot's howlin'. Will dare be any dar priz-zes? Im always lookin' fur sum game, 'ya know? Could git me pickture in da eleck-tron-ick newsiepaper!

'Just sayin...
I am all just soo mad at you Sindr Roost. I've been puttin Eff words in my titles and tags and everythang trying to get in with the mean girls, and now you done put me in dat nice class by miself. Nobuddy even warnts to join ma team. Even dat Sandy I'm so friggen Perfect chick don wanna be on da nice team anneemore.

I took hope when I saw dose mean gals tryin a outmean each udder. I thot fer a secci we might jes win by defall. Sheeeeiiiitt, but then dat emmapoo starts suckin up in her ol eliteesst way agin. Pfffft.

Eyes spent ferever tryin to get in gud wit dem mean gals. Now you done it. Thads 9 months of hard work all down de drain. Sheeeeeiiit, I cooda jes got meself preggers and got to the same darn lonely place.

I aint' nevr fergivin ya fer dis. Unless I take that Herbal RamAdee chick down in de first bout. Den well talk.
Brake out yr ko-Sack boots Janie Brattlie!
Cindy Ross!

Thanks for presenting this term in the context it deserves. The humor is appreciated.
Oh Lordy, it sure isn't summertime here in the Ross household. Cindy drags herself out of bed at 6 AM and spends a long day at work. Please excuse my not being here to keep the party conversation going. I'll do that next summer, okay?

This was just written as a fun reply to Kyle's post remarking that OS seemed to have some mean girls around. I've had a few altercations with members of what I perceived to be the "in" crowd here, and to my great disgust, they have, every one, turned out to be kind, generous-hearted and just plain NICE people. How much fun is that to gossip about? Answer: none. Disgusting. (several eye rolls here.)

Er, besides, it's been a long time since I played Miss Dumb Butt; this was as good an excuse as any to resurrect her.

Thanks, everyone, for kindly whiling away some time responding to my nonsense. I can't tell you how much I appreciate it.

Love,
Cindy Ross!
I mean, Miss Dumb Butt!
You're awesome.

xoxoxo,
Oh, now this should be intrestin'.
Cindy Ross, if ur gunna have a mean gurl party, couldja remembr to invite me befour the durn thing fizzles out? Cuz, see, I tek care o my Dad and he's got Dementia and lemme tell ya, after three nights of him hollering for supper at 3 AM, and yelling fer coffee at 4 am and pacing the hall at 5 AM Im so gad danged cranky from gittin no sleep that I could give a LOOK that would freeze a mean gurls tatas right off. Suck it up. Right about now, a fist fulla hair woulda hepped take the edge off.

P.S. I see Blumeralls is gittin all hopeful agin
Cindy - You put a big old smile on my face with your description of me! No glamor girl here. Jest a gramma in the mountains, caring for her youngin's, torn jeans and no make up. The real me. If pressed, I can put on a dress and a little makeup, but that's the rare occasion. Very fun post!
A hair pulling contest … sounds like fun! Which reminds, if you like pulling hair, you’ll *LOVE* Tall Loving.com. HI folks, Billy Mays here for Tall Loving.com, the loving site where one size … tall … fits all. It doesn’t matter if you’re big or small, short or long, fat or skinny, or anyplace in between, we’ve got a Tall lover just for you, and a Tall story to go with it. Just write a blog and see. So the next time you feel like pulling hair, write about it instead, post it at OS and before you know it, our representative will be there to remind you and all your friends about Tall Loving.com … the love that is always there for you, 24 hours a day! Whether you like it or not! So write now! Our operators are standing by … and tell them, Billy sent ya.
This here's junk1 an I can be meaner than that there snoop dawg that pertrols my barndries, so I'ma mean team snapping bean!
I'm a pirate wimmin and I can spit...Ptoooie!


I'm mean, I'll kick ass if someone messes with me or mines.
I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears over stellaa's "someone does not think I am the boss of her"
I love the fun, funny, colorful characters!
Mary will be nice and Joan will be mean. Timing is everything.
Mary will be nice and Joan will be mean. Timing is everything.
Set this wuns out? U kiddin'? Theys wimmend fiting! Bring on the puddin'!
I hope you realize that, just by me invoking your name "Cindy Ross" during the pirate wimmen festivities, that the whole world went into italics.
It's true! I will never do that again. OK, maybe I will, but ONLY when it is needed.
Well, Cindy Lou Who, I believe you just called me a smarty-pants, if I read you right. I'm so sad. Now I'll never get a man. Waaaah.