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I emerged from my sleep pod in the year 2000 covered in nourishing spice and bong smoke. Those who kept my space ship clean of dead skin while I was away left milk and cookies-- and internet.

So, the Lord's Resistance Army, led by this dude Kony, started off its raping and pillaging in Uganda? And Uganda has always hated teh gays? And Kony, a Christian fundamentalist, hates gays as well? 

...Hmmm. Just sayin'.

And just to clarify, what I'm saying is that the inexorable marc… Read full post »

So the latest civil liberties tragedy that no one cares about is Obama and Holder's non-justification for killing American citizens abroad*. They might as well have kept their mouths shut because we didn't learn anything.

 

My first piece is a straightforward assessment of the situatio

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FEBRUARY 24, 2012 3:47PM

Why do we have religious freedom again?

 So the Mormons baptized Anne Frank. Bastards.

I must say, as a liberal, I'm getting sick of religious freedom. Between the Catholic bishops bitching about contraception (and molesting boys), Iranian women soccer players wearing headscarves, and now the Mormons baptizing Anne Frank, I

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FEBRUARY 19, 2012 1:07PM

A Rape Question

Question: How many extra votes would Obama get from independents, women, minorities, Northerners, and people who appreciate balls, if he charged the Republicans in the Virginia legislature with conspiracy to commit mass rape?

 

Bonus Question: How many more people would learn about what the Virg… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 17, 2012 3:42PM

Welcome to Amurica, Andrea Mitchell

So MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell was talking to serial rapist and Santorum backer Foster Friess, and the two of them, along with the rest of us innocent bystanders, traveled back to the year 1955. But we weren't there to save Doc Brown from the Libyans. No, we were there because 1955 was… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 16, 2012 3:08PM

Civil Liberties: It's All Relative

A recent Digby post just excerpted something awful I heard on NPR a while ago. The post provides some extra context if your interested, but here it goes:

SINGER: Already, a couple of [police departments] have gotten special licenses to operate [drones], Miami-Dade, Mesa County in Colorado. When the… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 13, 2011 4:27PM

Tribal bullshit ruins everything

How can some conservatives be so perceptive, yet be so dense? I just read this thing by Arlen Williams, and he actually understands or perceives the same damn things that liberals understand or perceive: the end of the nation-state, the erosion of American sovereignty/empire, the slide into Thir… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 4, 2011 12:56AM

Space Odyssey vs. Contact: Discuss

I just saw 2001: A Space Odyssey. It reminded me of Contact, and that is not a good thing, ladies and gentleman. Here's the moral of both movies: Space travel is totally lame. Just don't do it. You will be dissapointed.

You know what else is dissapointing about watching 2001? It… Read full post »

JANUARY 26, 2011 8:01PM

Dear Egypt,

As I am sure you have suspected, we Americans don't want you to have a democracy. This is because Hosni Mubarek is a team player. Hosni Mubarek is a "good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm, beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day [he]… Read full post »

From the latest Glenn Greenwald posting, comes this important quote from the newspaper business in Australia: 

It is the media’s duty to responsibly report such [classified] material if it comes into their possession. To aggressively attempt to shut WikiLeaks down, to threaten toRead full post »

I learned that Thomas Jefferson bellowed his "tree of liberty" quote in support of Shays' Rebellion, which was a revolt against wealthy American creditors trying to impose fiscal austerity on the Massachusetts peasantry. Jefferson implied that the creditors were tyrants, and the tree of lib… Read full post »

Ever surfed through government websites purporting to be educational? I did, recently, and I was shocked, shocked. I found this history of the U.S. tax system at the Treasury Dept. website. The bold text is my emphasis:

"The economy boomed during the 1920s and increasing revenues from the… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 9, 2010 3:47AM

White-on-white racism in the UK

This is bizarre. I mean, I know that police are racist, but white-on-white, anglo-on-anglo racism? Really? What is this, the Middle Ages?

I wonder if this would have happened in the U.S., where there are plenty of brown people to hate?

In analysis of election spending, the election outcome does not matter. The only thing that matters is the policy outcome. The only thing that matters is the quid pro quo. After Citizens United, and now that we are in the midst of a pile of shitty ads excreted by that infamous… Read full post »
OCTOBER 30, 2010 5:34PM

Heaven's Pre-election Thread

Jesus: So I was walking down Wall St. the other day, and I stopped and stared at that statue of the bull-- you know the one with its ass and balls exposed like some goddamn altar to Baal? I was staring right into that bull's balls, looking at my reflection in… Read full post »

A paragraph from Dana Priest's investigative series "Top Secret America":

But improvements have been overtaken by volume at the ODNI, as the increased flow of intelligence data overwhelms the system's ability to analyze and use it. Every day, collection systems at the National Security Agency intercep… Read full post »

The kabuki fuckshow known as Elena Kagan's Supreme Court nomination has begun! Here's the gameplan:

I've been in open salon for-- oh, a week. So I don't know much about the man RJ Stucker. I am familiar with his comments though. I disagree with his decision to leave OS. I also disagree with him closing the comment section of his post, because his post pretty much… Read full post »

Rushbo. That's who says it. But I have more grizzle and patriotism on just one nut than John Stossel has in his mustache. Don't think that's a lot of grizzle and patriotism? Have you seen John Stossel's mustache? It's exquisite. . .  

You know who else has a lot… Read full post »

persistently mock?

personally massage?

panda monger?

porn mentor?

philosophize morbidly?

pwn militantly?

poke mightily?

peddle magically? 

pester mournfully? 

... paul mooney? Read full post »

rhodes scholar? republican? ron jeremy impersonator? really smart? really _______? ramrod? rocks out with cocks out?

JUNE 25, 2010 12:42PM

Rape Vs. Date Rape

This ongoing oil disaster in the Gulf has got me thinking about the conduct of oil companies in the U.S. as opposed to their conduct in the Third World-- for instance, in the Niger Delta. The analogy that best describes the difference is rape vs. date rape. In the Third World, oil… Read full post »


NPR:
Bill Werde, editor of Billboard Magazine, says Jackson's death was shocking and tragic — and fans' interest in everything Jackson resulted in the strange benefit of digging the singer out of a deep financial hole:
"Not only does it spur an incredible interest in that artist, which of… Read full post »
Maybe my political sense isn't quite so well tuned, but I've been a loyal Greenwald reader for two years and I don't believe he's said anything quite as radical as this. Here's the whole article, and here's the healthy context:
In many Muslim countries, perceptions of the U.S. -- which improved signifRead full post »