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cjackbOnOpen
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- December 31
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- I emerged from my sleep pod in the year 2000 covered in nourishing spice and bong smoke. Those who kept my space ship clean of dead skin while I was away left milk and cookies-- and internet.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Joseph Kony: punishment for
Ugandan homophobia by Gay
Jesus?
March 12, 2012 03:08AM - The state of American civil
liberties, an image macro
series
March 08, 2012 04:29PM - Why do we have religious
freedom again?
February 24, 2012 03:47PM - A Rape Question
February 19, 2012 01:07PM - Welcome to Amurica, Andrea
Mitchell
February 17, 2012 03:42PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I just ragged on
religious freedom to be a
dick. I don't
necessarily have
a probl…”
February 25, 2012 02:04PM - “Ok I'll bite, Peter. Who
told you that? Was it
Satan?”
February 17, 2012 05:20PM - “Your policies give me
pause, but your nuking says
you're
tough on terrorism.
You…”
January 26, 2011 08:23PM - “I edited the article
just now. OS isn't
allowing
strikethroughs, so I
just change…”
November 22, 2010 08:35PM - “Ah, I thought it
referred to Scots. Yeah, still
very effed
up.”
November 09, 2010 11:22AM
CjackbOnOpen's Links
- my other Internets locations
- my Salon letters
- my other Salon letters (going back to 2008)
- The Great Justice Blog (at Blogger)
- Tiger Woods Penis (my other blog)
- Blogs I love
- Dennis Perrin (comedian, grown up)
- Hullabaloo (updates from the heart of blogness)
- Fafblog! (will make you orgasm)
- Chris Floyd (not in Gitmo yet)
- The Poor Man (he writes funny)
- Sadly, No! (also writes funny)
- Wonkette (the liberal blogosphere's den of sin)
- A Tiny Revolution (tiny and awesome)
- Greenwald (the Godfather)
Joseph Kony: punishment for Ugandan homophobia by Gay Jesus?
So, the Lord's Resistance Army, led by this dude Kony, started off its raping and pillaging in Uganda? And Uganda has always hated teh gays? And Kony, a Christian fundamentalist, hates gays as well?
...Hmmm. Just sayin'.
And just to clarify, what I'm saying is that the inexorable marc… Read full post »
The state of American civil liberties, an image macro series
So the latest civil liberties tragedy that no one cares about is Obama and Holder's non-justification for killing American citizens abroad*. They might as well have kept their mouths shut because we didn't learn anything.
My first piece is a straightforward assessment of the situatio
… Read full post »Why do we have religious freedom again?
So the Mormons baptized Anne Frank. Bastards.
I must say, as a liberal, I'm getting sick of religious freedom. Between the Catholic bishops bitching about contraception (and molesting boys), Iranian women soccer players wearing headscarves, and now the Mormons baptizing Anne Frank, I
… Read full post »A Rape Question
Question: How many extra votes would Obama get from independents, women, minorities, Northerners, and people who appreciate balls, if he charged the Republicans in the Virginia legislature with conspiracy to commit mass rape?
Bonus Question: How many more people would learn about what the Virg… Read full post »
Welcome to Amurica, Andrea Mitchell
Civil Liberties: It's All Relative
A recent Digby post just excerpted something awful I heard on NPR a while ago. The post provides some extra context if your interested, but here it goes:
SINGER: Already, a couple of [police departments] have gotten special licenses to operate [drones], Miami-Dade, Mesa County in Colorado. When the… Read full post »
Tribal bullshit ruins everything
Space Odyssey vs. Contact: Discuss
I just saw 2001: A Space Odyssey. It reminded me of Contact, and that is not a good thing, ladies and gentleman. Here's the moral of both movies: Space travel is totally lame. Just don't do it. You will be dissapointed.
You know what else is dissapointing about watching 2001? It… Read full post »
Dear Egypt,
Press freedom isn't enough. Lieberman needs to stop talking.
From the latest Glenn Greenwald posting, comes this important quote from the newspaper business in Australia:
It is the media’s duty to responsibly report such [classified] material if it comes into their possession. To aggressively attempt to shut WikiLeaks down, to threaten to… Read full post »
Guess what I learned about liberty today.
I learned that Thomas Jefferson bellowed his "tree of liberty" quote in support of Shays' Rebellion, which was a revolt against wealthy American creditors trying to impose fiscal austerity on the Massachusetts peasantry. Jefferson implied that the creditors were tyrants, and the tree of lib… Read full post »
A Gem of an Article from the U.S. Treasury Website
White-on-white racism in the UK
This is bizarre. I mean, I know that police are racist, but white-on-white, anglo-on-anglo racism? Really? What is this, the Middle Ages?
I wonder if this would have happened in the U.S., where there are plenty of brown people to hate?
The only lesson from the 2010 Midterms...
... is this. Read full post »
Does election spending matter? Wrong question.
Heaven's Pre-election Thread
Jesus: So I was walking down Wall St. the other day, and I stopped and stared at that statue of the bull-- you know the one with its ass and balls exposed like some goddamn altar to Baal? I was staring right into that bull's balls, looking at my reflection in… Read full post »
You are a terrorist suspect. I am on to you.
But improvements have been overtaken by volume at the ODNI, as the increased flow of intelligence data overwhelms the system's ability to analyze and use it. Every day, collection systems at the National Security Agency intercep… Read full post »
Awwww, poor U.S. Army recruiters. . .
The kabuki fuckshow known as Elena Kagan's Supreme Court
nomination has begun! Here's the gameplan:
- What the Republicans need to do: make speeches pretending to attack Kagan's Ivy League pedigree, play Mad Libs with Kagan's completely unknown judicial philosophy, accuse her of hating the troops beca … Read full post »
A comment section for RJ Stucker's post "Go Fuck Yourselves"
I've been in open salon for-- oh, a week. So I don't know much about the man RJ Stucker. I am familiar with his comments though. I disagree with his decision to leave OS. I also disagree with him closing the comment section of his post, because his post pretty much… Read full post »
Who says liberals are not grizzled patriots who pick fights with terrorists and talk like sailors?
Rushbo. That's who says it. But I have more grizzle and patriotism on just one nut than John Stossel has in his mustache. Don't think that's a lot of grizzle and patriotism? Have you seen John Stossel's mustache? It's exquisite. . .
You know who else has a lot… Read full post »
What does PM mean? Polarize malignantly? Poo masterfully?
persistently mock?
personally massage?
panda monger?
porn mentor?
philosophize morbidly?
pwn militantly?
poke mightily?
peddle magically?
pester mournfully?
... paul mooney? Read full post »
What does the "r" after some people's comment posts mean?
rhodes scholar? republican? ron jeremy impersonator? really smart? really _______? ramrod? rocks out with cocks out?
Rape Vs. Date Rape
This ongoing oil disaster in the Gulf has got me thinking about the conduct of oil companies in the U.S. as opposed to their conduct in the Third World-- for instance, in the Niger Delta. The analogy that best describes the difference is rape vs. date rape. In the Third World, oil… Read full post »
Michael Jackson died one year ago. Cue hilarious quote from music reporter:
Bill Werde, editor of Billboard Magazine, says Jackson's death was shocking and tragic — and fans' interest in everything Jackson resulted in the strange benefit of digging the singer out of a deep financial hole:
"Not only does it spur an incredible interest in that artist, which of… Read full post »
Oh shit. I can see the headlines now: "Liberal commentator Glenn Greenwald calls U.S. troops terrorists"
In many Muslim countries, perceptions of the U.S. -- which improved signif… Read full post »
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