With Mick and Mory
My turn with the opening line, and I'm sure as hell not gonna mention the picture.
You just did, Mick.
Damn, you're quick. So what went wrong yesterday? Clark finally had enuf of our bickering? That why he's still not using our picture?
Wewewe. It's not always about us, Mick. At least not this time. It was OS. Judy posted a brief announcement. Outages. She doesn't really say whose fault is was, tho. Coulda been us, I spose, or you, mostly. You're the one always starts these fights.
I'd feel better if Clark put our picture back up.
You're a worry wart. Tai says it might be because too many OSers are hogging bandwidth, so she cleaned out a lotta stuff from her blog. Says we should, too.
Not a worry wart. Besides, I'm the one supposed to be starting the fights, not you.
So you admit it. Don't answer that. I've already said too much.
Yeah, you dork. We're supposed to act like brothers, but we're not supposed to let on...oops. I just said too much, too. Damn you!
Speaking of assholes, looks like everybody missed Sears's serious hoot yesterday - probly because of the outage - called Building an Asshole Bomb.
I read it. I just didn't rate it. OS went down before I could peck the thumbs up. But I did
squawk laff. I highly urge you to read it, if you haven't.
I'm surprised nobody rated it, if only for the clever title. I didn't read it, but I'm blase. So sue me. Anyways, here's another one with a clever title, which I did read because I'm also inconsistent. It's by one of my favorite OS writers, Cocoalfresco.
Oh, I get it. You hafta click on her name to find out the clever title. Clever.
If I could hiss without spraying the keyboard, I would do so. OK, here's a title so packed with lures that you'd think everyone would have read it. Maybe they did, but nobody rated it and nobody commented, but Clark likes it, so here it is: Boobs, tutus, googly eyes and a kickass boxing workout
Maybe everybody on OS is blase. Ya think? Are we blase?
You're not. Clark's not, but somebody did call him a "glitterati" the other day...I know....
Last one, then. This ran yesterday and got an EP but only four ratings. Clark says that while he likes the post a lot - Love the Art, Not the Artist, by reluctant muse - and that he would have given it an EP with three exclamation-mark cluster, it just didn't appeal to the OS regulars.
Not even the glitterati? Squawwww...sorry. Maybe it was the outages.
Out, did you say? Out? Yeah that's the ticket, outta here...