Claudia Sternbach

Claudia Sternbach
Location
Santa Cruz and New York, CA and NY, USA
Birthday
April 23
Company
Memoir Journal
Bio
Claudia Sternbach is the Editorial Board Chair of Memoir Journal and Editor in Chief of their celebrated publication Memoir (and). She has also worked as a columnist and feature writer for more than fifteen years, and has written often for the San Francisco Chronicle, the Chicago Tribune and the San Francisco Examiner. She has been published in Redbook Magazine as well as several anthologies. Her first memoir, "Now Breathe" was published by Whiteaker Press in 1999. Her latest memoir "Reading Lips, a Memoir of Kisses" will be published by Unbridled Books in Spring 2011. When she is not in the office, Claudia may be found dividing her time between her two hometowns: Santa Cruz, CA and New York, NY.

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AUGUST 24, 2012 2:23PM

Spending two nights with Bernadette

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It wasn't as if I had decided to cheat. To break my only reading memoirs rule. I hadn't. As politicians for decades have claimed, it just happened. I have happily been gobbling memoirs up for months now. But. I read a short review of a new novel in the paper the other morning that grabbed my attention. Then, as I was zipping through the article I was taken by surprised by the fact that a well known writer, to the public and to moi, had blurbed said book. I value his opinion highly. He thinks so well of me that it is in his apartment in New York City I spend months every year. He and his partner, another writer whom I have known for years and love like a sister, spend their summers away. I stay in the apartment where there are floor to ceiling shelves filled with books. This particular book, "Where'd You Go, Bernadette", by Maria Semple must certainly be among them I decided.

The hunt was on. It was on all morning. And while I found many books I could have settled in with it became imperative that I find this one.

I tried not to make much of the irony. That I couldn't find a book about a woman who goes missing.

I emailed my friend to ask if by chance he remembered being sent a copy. He replied that he had read it in galley form and no longer had the loose leaf version. But, he said, perhaps they have sent me a copy while I have been out of town.

I looked at the table with the ever growing stack of packages waiting for my friends to open when they return. I always picture it like Christmas morning but without the cheery wrapping. Just mountains of manilla and bubble wrap.

I dug in. Sure enough it was there. That evening I climbed into bed and began to read. I was rewarded for my search. Semple's smart, quirky, funny, scathing, satirical, epistolary novel kept me up until my phone announced that it was now today and that I had been reading since yesterday. Who cares?

Semple is one brave writer. A Seattle resident she places her novel in the damp, green town filled with fleece-wearing, bicycle riding, earnest recyclers and while not exactly ripping the place to shreds, does poke fun with a really sharp dagger. Her black humor when it comes to social criticism is wicked good fun. What, I wondered, do the neighbors think?

By night two I was unable to stop until I finished the book. It was 3 in the morning before I knew the answer to the mystery of where Bernedette had gone and why. Before I understood there might be a down side to hiring a stranger who works at a call center in India, (brilliant!) to do all of your personal bidding, even arranging dental appointments and making dinner reservations and ordering clothes from REI suitable for Antarctica.

Okay. So I had made a promise that I was only going to read memoirs for a year. But Bernadette came along. She wooed me. I succumbed. I cheated on myself.

And I am a better person for it.

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