Expect The WORST And Settle For Nothing Less

The Miami Heat are on their way to a championship rematch against the Dallas Mavericks (The Heat won in six in 2006), courtesy of a fourth quarter collapse by the Chicago Bulls.  Down by twelve with three minutes to go, the Heat finished on a 18 to 3 run to to… Read full post »

Dear Mr. Hitler,

You can stop turning over in your grave now.  The tide is finally starting to turn against the one jewish sanctuary in the world, Israel.  I know you feel partially responsible for the creation of Israel because the overwhelming guilt created by your mass extermination of J… Read full post »

Terrorism and the specter of 9/11 reared its terrifying head on Christmas Day with the alleged attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to blow up a Detroit-bound plane.  Fortunately, Mr. Abdulmutallab's explosive device failed to activate correctly, thereby saving the lives of all the passengers an… Read full post »

Since most people are already "full of shit," there really isn't a lot of room up there for anything else.

Disclaimer:  Don't try this at home - try it at someone else's home or a public restroom like George Michael did.


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The pension fund of the state of Indiana, the Indiana State Teacher's Retirement Fund,  and a few other brave souls decided to defy the United States government and challenge the White House's remarkable intervention and engineering of the Chrysler bankruptcy filing.

Chrysler went bankrupt… Read full post »

MAY 19, 2009 11:58PM

Channeling Your Inner Cheney

Are you tired of being taken advantage of?  Does your boss take you for granted or treat you like last year's mulch?  Do you grit your teeth and sit silently while someone with bad breath tells you their boring life story?  Does your neighbor have an oil well in his backyard… Read full post »