Hey, it's taken me a couple of years, but I think I finally might get laid on here. You see, it's been pretty quiet for me in my trailer the last couple of months, really just me and the ferrets. So imagine how I practically jumped out of my seat this morning when I found this little love letter trembling in my in-box:

Oh my friend,

Nice Meeting You,i wanna be your friend.First friendship cannot be seen or even be touched,it must be felt within the heart.Hoping you feel just the way i do.wow, friends are like clothes, without them you feel naked!I guess am right.
Miss kate sanusi,I will tell you more about me, my family and all that maybe necessary in this relationship when you reply to this mail.If this interest you, get back to me on my email (katesanusi@yahoo.com)
Yours dearly,
kate.

Whew, like, get a grip... Okay, I'm ready to rock 'n roll! But here's what I'm trying to figure out: When I write to her, should I tell her about the ferrets?