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Christine Geery

Christine Geery
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I've never played by the rules. I was absent the day they handed those out. I believe in being kind, playing fair, laughing often, not judging others and drinking red wine. And I always kiss my Sweetie goodnight. It may lead to other fun stuff. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Life is short!  Break the rules!  Forgive quickly!  Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably... And never regret anything that made you smile. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Always remember that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~ Mark Twain

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MAY 2, 2012 6:02AM

Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers

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I'm sure that many of you have read this before, but I think it bears repeating! 

 

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. 

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. 

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls . 

He then asked the students if the jar was full. 

They agreed that it was. 

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. 

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. 

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. 

They agreed it was. 

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. 

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. 

He asked once more if the jar was full.. 

The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' 

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. 

The students laughed.. 

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. 

The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. 

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. 

The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. 

The same goes for life. 

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. 

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. 

Spend time with your children. 

Spend time with your parents. 

Visit with grandparents. 

Take your spouse out to dinner. 

Play another 18. 

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. 

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. 

Set your priorities. 

The rest is just sand. 

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. 

The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' 

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend. 

Please share this with someone you care about.

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Ahhhh, I liked this. Thanks.
This is a keeper, Christine, altho I could never tell it as well as you.
Fun post , but if I had that much beer in relation to my sand and golf balls, I'd never get out of the bathroom. R
This is a good story with really understandable meaning.Thanks for sharing this here today.
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Great! I'll just replece the beer with two/three glasses of Chianti!
I had a teacher who did this in the classroom...thanks for reminding me. :)
As the proctology professor once said,

You may be full of it, but there's still room to pound sand.
So true, Christine. Thank you for these kernels of wisdom. R.
Works for me though as I age Beer bloats me ;)
"Super like!" as I say on Facebook.
Made me laugh and where does that ethereal phenomenon fit in the jar?
But the beer was the BEST part...right? I think that's the moral of the story.
I needed reminding of this on a gloomy morning. Time to take things less seriously and enjoy a beer with friends methinks.
Words of wisdom, and very cute!
Very good, Christine, for a philosophy class, but not I suspect for an AA meeting.
Lots of wise words here..
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