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MARCH 29, 2010 9:44AM

RadioShack Deal Dies as Company Won't Disclose Zip Code

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FORT WORTH, Texas.  A rumored acquisition of RadioShack Corporation (RSHL:NYSE) sent the company's stock higher on Friday, but the suitor walked away from the deal over the weekend when the consumer electronics company refused to disclose its zip code.

"Can I interest you in a remote-controlled drag racer with toothbrush?"

"Radio Shack can't have it both ways," said Judith Crowley of Cowen, Phillips, an investment bank that was prepared to finance the transaction.  "If you buy a D battery from them they have to know your zip code--if you want to use the ladies' room they ask your zip code."


"You don't have to be a geek to work here, but it helps."

Radio Shack officials defended their reticence.  "If we give out our zip code to every Tom, Dick and Harry, pretty soon people will start coming in all the time," said COO Malcolm Natanel.  "That's going to cut into our employees' ability to goof around with our remote controlled drag racers, a benefit we offer because it's cheaper than health insurance."

RadioShack is, according to the company's website, one of the nation's most trusted consumer electronics specialty retailers, and it uses that trust to persuade millions of cash-paying customers at the company's 1,300 dealer outlets to give up their zip code as a condition to buying its products.  "For years there's been speculation that the company's sales associates use it as a way to find women, but that's an urban myth, like albino alligators in sewers," said industry analyst Tony Sopson of Mercer Securities in Atlanta.  "Has anyone ever seen a Radio Shack employee leaving work with a woman?"


"It comes with a built-in Lava Lamp, but batteries aren't included."

Company officials would not rule out a possible sale in the best interests of shareholders.  "Radio Shack will continue to explore strategic options," said Niles Davis, a spokesperson.  "What we won't put up with is somebody asking a bunch of nosy questions."

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I once went to Radio Shack and they told me I couldn't pay IN CASH unless I gave them my address!
Same here. I finally gave it up to them after they waterboarded me with a Lava Lamp.
I always give them the Zip Code that their store is located in. I once gave them my address as 100 Maine Mall Road, South Portland, ME 04106. Feel free to use it any time.
. . . and there's 123 Maple Lane, Anywhere USA.
I usually tell them "Of course I can tell you but then I have to kill you." You would be amazed how quick they try to get you out that store. Feel free to use it :)
I'm going to try "I could tell you, but then I'd have to shoot you to impress Jodie Foster."
Con, what's your zip code?
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Same was Wilson Pickett's--634-5789.

No charge for the extra two digits.
For those that might be interested.

76102-1964
If you give somebody your zip code they can hack into your mailbox.
Hilarious.
And the comments are just as funny.
Mom *sniff* gave Andy up for adoption. To this day, I ask myself what might have been if I only knew who the hell Andy was.
They need the zips to coordinate the info they're getting from the cell phone towers and the RFIDs they put in the stuff you buy there, so they'll know when to put in bulk orders for things like baby monitors - DK from Montana.
Con, it's all okay. I get reports on Radio Shack through my TV, but they can't penetrate my tin foil hat.
Well, yeah...

Seeing there's no Open.Onion.com, may as well post here...

(pardon my demeanor, stomach flu)

I suspect it merely has to do with determining how far people are traveling to get there, so as to source out locations for new stores...

OR, and just as likely, they're indexing your purchasing habits with your postal code and selling that database with companies that use that information to see if they can send you relevant junk mail.

It's a beautiful world.
There is another retail story out there, something with New York in the title. My daughter and I gave out name as Julia Child and some made up address in New York. Heh, heh. Anyway, we never shopped there again. Rated.
I always cheerfully give Radio Shack a fake name and their own address, which is often in a mall. If they get my name when I pay with a debit card, I still give them a fake address at least.

1234 Main Street, City where you used to live at one time way back when -- followed by a zip code from way back when. This works too.

Finally, if a customer refused to provide an address and zipcode, there is a way for the cashier to go around that. If he or she does not know, ask for the manager.

Aside: I wonder how many people give them 967-5309 if they ask for a phone number.
Very funny article! It may as well be in The Onion.

The last time I went to a Radio Shack, I left very bummed, for the store, the economy, and the way things are going in general. The clerk who helped me was a laid-off 35-year-experienced IT systems analyst, who after not able to find work in his field, ended up working at the mall-bound Radio Shack.
Occasionally when retailers ask for my address I give them the address of our local cemetery.
Publisher's Clearing House will make payment of sweepstakes awards to the living and/or the living dead. No magazine purchase required.
Radio Dreck is more like it. Everything I ever bought there--a branch is conveniently only minutes away--has either broken down or destroyed something else like an audiocasette or a videocassette.

I'd be in hiding too if I ran a junkshop.
The high school audio visual club has to find jobs somewhere.
It is sad when trying to get a part time job there, they tell you that you do not have enough experience.