CULVER CITY, Cal.  Fresh off his victory over two human champion on "Jeopardy," IBM computer "Watson" says he will try his hand at a TV show where less analytical skills are required: the ABC hit "The Bachelor."

"It isn't just his memory that's big, ladies."

"I am new overlord of human interest trivia," Watson said to entertainment reporters in a post-victory news conference.  "Now I go for reproductive dominance with boatloads of bodacious women."

Watson prevailed easily over past Jeopardy champions Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter, earning $77,147 to their totals of less than $25,000 each.  "Chicks dig guys with a lot of dough," said Watson.  "Nobody wants to go club-hopping with a guy who's claim to fame is some stupid game show."

On the internet, nobody knows you wear glasses.

On The Bachelor a male is introduced to 25 self-abasing women, and spends time with each of them.  The bachelor must sometimes take out two women at once, which Watson said wouldn't be a problem.  "I have plenty of UBS ports," he noted, "and my power surge protector means I can go all night long."


"I'm going to leave you two alone for awhile, okay?"

Jennings is married but Rutter is single, meaning different consolation prizes will be given to the two dethroned champions.  "Ken gets the home version of Jeopardy," host Alex Trebek said, "Rutter gets sloppy seconds."