People–
Corporations who are people–
They’re the luckiest people in the world.
They’ve no children, no bratty whining children,
Just subsidiaries that they hide
Offshore, somewhere on the side
Earning more than children–real children.
Unions—
are very special people–
They’re the luckiest people in the world.
Each paycheck—it drives you quite berserker–
They take part of your dough, that’s cold
Soon, it gets kind of old,
Earning more than workers—real workers.
Charities—
are very special people.
They’re the luckiest people in the world.
They own stuff, and yet they pay no taxes
They run health clubs and sports teams
And have wealth beyond your dreams.
Kinda tough, but that’s just what the facts is.
All these people–special kinds of people—
They’re the luckiest people in the world.
With persons, flesh-and-blood type . . persons,
You get a feeling deep in your soul
Says they’re donuts, not the holes.
As for corporate stiffs,
You may need them if you’re scared of
People–people who are . . . people–
They’re the suing-est people . . . in the world.


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CB--unions are treated the same as corporations under Citizens United, and outspent biz interests in the last election cycle.
It also wouldn't have any impact on the factual situation involved in Citizens United--a non-profit that runs a political ad. Like Planned Parenthood, the Sierra Club, etc.
Constitutional law is always a game of be careful what you wish for, because the neutral principles of a majority decision are applied regardless of the political views, etc., of the next plaintiff to come along.
If the majority of a corporation's stockholders aren't in agreement with the political contributions of the CEO, there is no democratic process by which the CEO can be removed. However, union officials are subject to election and removal for just cause by a majority vote of the member. It is rare, it at all, that ordinary shareholders get such a vote.
As I understand, in many, if not most cases, a CEO can only be removed by the board of directors, most of whom are chosen by the CEO and are likely to be in agreement with the CEO. In essence, this is the old feudal arrangement under which kings ruled with the acquiescence of the nobles, while the peasants hoped for crumbs from their table. That arrangement is hardly designed to promote democratic values.
Having been both a union member for several years and a stockholder I'd say the individual has little ability to exert control at the executive level in either case. In each case I had a vote (on wages in the first case, on directors in the second) so there was a democratic process, but it was just one vote in the case of the union, while in the case of the corporation you can buy more stock if you want more control. As a union member I had a vote on some officers, but not others.
As for unions not being operated for profit, well--not for the profit of the workers at least. Last time I checked, the multiple of the union officials' salaries to lowest wage of hourly workers represented in for example the teacher's union was about 20 to 1. The guy who'd come out to our picket line when I was on strike as a printer always had nice suits, a nice car, and the obligatory pinky ring on his finger. We had ink under our fingernails, he had a manicure. That's one reason--in my mind, the main reason--why union membership keeps going down in the US.
People forget that Citizens United involved a non-profit--a non-profit folks on this site might not have liked, but the neutral principle has to work both ways. Imagine how people's views would have shifted if the FEC had gone after the Sierra Club for running an ad against McCain and the court had ruled against them. I think you'd hear a lot of howls about how unfair it was, how every voice should be heard.
Personally, I want everybody's voice to be heard, and that means the ability to pay somebody if you don't have time to do campaign work or a "stand out" (as they call them up here, where you stand out on the highway with a candidate's sign in your hand). Americans pay less each year for political ads and campaign expenses than they do for potato chips--potato chips can't be that much more important than government.
I came across an interesting historical fact the other day reading a history of anti-semitism/philo-semitism in England. The notion that money was speech and people should be able to use it to support candidates first arose when Jews were prohibited from becoming members of Parliament. They were allowed to support candidates for the House of Commons with contributions, and eventually they were able to get rid of laws that discriminated against them. Curious history, sort of like the fact that the first gun control laws were passed to keep weapons out of the hands of freed slaves.
:))) I'll be humming it in the morning and wondering the hell why! r
I don't so much object to the incorporation of individuals, as I do to the fiction that such corporation enjoy the same rights as Human Beings-
I and many other T-Party/Libertarians have a revisitation of the "rights" of corporations high on our wish list. But, union, non profit, or for profit, the recognition must be that all corporations must play by the same rules.
God (nature?) created humankind, and by nature, man has Rights,
Man created Government, and it has or has not authority as decided by the people.
Government created/allows corporations, and is properly tasked with properly regulating them.
If you would examine the true beliefs of many T-party activists, you would find that this is their belief- Not unlike the beliefs of OWS. The problem is not Capitalism per se- the problem is a government which works hand in glove with corporations to insure the profit of both those in government and their cronies.
Want to hate a corporation that robs the helpless? hate Chase Bank, which administers Food stamps, and takes at least 10% of the funding for their efforts- maybe not too much to pay for good service, but since the client is the government, and not the recipient, the recipient is given 120 seconds and a "Gee, that's too bad, here's why were not responsible for helping you" by Chase's "Service" dept.
( I worked there for a year) Crony Capitalism at it's finest.