The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
Suffering is overrated. Bill Veeck
Con Chapman
- Location
- Boston, Massachusetts, USA
- Birthday
- September 28
- Bio
- . . . is the author of over forty books of humor available in print and Kindle format on amazon.com.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Managing Your Cats
May 26, 2012 01:28PM - Pscooter and Pskipper Get
Psychedelic in Pseattle
May 25, 2012 02:00PM - Raymond Carver, Poet of the
Short Story
May 25, 2012 08:18AM - How to Pay Higher Taxes
May 25, 2012 08:11AM - Dueling: It's Not Just for
Gentlemen Anymore
May 24, 2012 03:26PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I read not too long ago
that Jagger was staying at a
friend's
private resort
and…”
7:45AM - “We schedule mandatory
meetings right before dinner
time. Only
way to get their
a…”
7:38AM - “My wife has this crazy
idea that cats should sleep in
the
basement, as if
they're…”
2:19PM - “What can I say--I have
mixed feelings about 'em
both.”
May 25, 2012 07:40PM - “I know Blind Blake got
thrown out of church for
talkin' bout
diddy wah diddy
too…”
May 25, 2012 06:09PM
Con Chapman's Links
- New list
- Amazon's Con Chapman Page
- conchapman.com

Salon.com
Comments
I was named A.V.L. James 111. The third ain't too royal.
If the Koch guys use libertarian labels. Buy 'Bag Balm'
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Are you sure you are not -
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Disneyland cashier
scolded for displaying
an abundance of glee
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In BC (before computers) past days a door opened to a Welsh Lake (I'm from a Wales ancestry)
and one who dared open a rock-boulder with a door (secret passage)
were led to a secret island - lake`
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On the exquisite island was a garden.
Gwragedd Annwn feted every Guest.
Visitors were fed every manner. Fruit.
They were given flowers and heard. Music.
The Faeries entertained with wondrous. Secret.
The Guest were invited to stay as long as`Forever.
However, they were warned the Place was`Secret.
Nothing could be taken away. Nothing was`Stolen.
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One day a visitor pocketed a flower he was `Offered.
He was wrong to think the flower would brink`Luck.
The moment the thief touched 'unhallowed' a`Wow!
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Other Guest to the enchanted Place (Beautiful Garden)
were bid farewell. The door in the rock remained closed.
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Fun read
NYC kook
think loot
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Woe lucre
Oh fools
Wastrels
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French nude beach . . .
Queens podiatrist staring
at a bunion
I will send you a pallet of Swiss Cheese.
Dr. Pat still makes a lanolin sheep salve.
I swear On a Stack of Blue Cheese to You.
Next barter we agree upon - I send some.
Bag Balm can be used for Koch groin itch.
Con C. We had a sad funeral. I missed it.
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I stayed on my porch and nibbled cheese.
My Guest was more fun than honey brew.
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Sad/Sigh
He was 49
He died
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beloved biker . . .
ninety-three 'Harley' riders
following his hearse
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I forgot
My Guest
She twenty-two
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I'll ask her to shop
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Found at Pawn Shop
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Con Chapman's hat?
She'll locate one hat?
She's cute as pumpkin.
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proudly wearing
a shirt three sizes too small
stating Worlds Best Lawyer'
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apologies - No sue senyru poet
Robert H. Deluty sue Con C. too?
Build it up or rip it up, let me think about that one.
I used to donate to my Mummy Susan g Komen thinking she was doing a lot for our women and breast cancer. Of course they are no longer funding Planned Parenthood so PP is going to be my mummy now. Okay it's not political but it is in a way as more and more things are taken away from women now and to me that is political.
HUGGGGGGGGGGG
Ask that no 'Rolling Rock' beer be served.
Why doesn't the beer man yodel`Hot Tea!
Lobby that Yankees brewer drink catnip.
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Yankee Stadium . . .
hearing the umpire cursed out
in five languages
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Con C. Lawyers never return books.
No lend tour lover, beer, tool, pot,
or
your garden tool hoe to wild cats.
Oho.
Lawyers never return my old hoe.
Ignore
hi Hannah
Please behave
Your husband
He like Con C..
He sip cheap
'Rolling Rock'
awful beers
he upchucks
no clean up
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Or perhaps I should say, they aren't fooling those of us who are paying attention to what happens as a result of these contributions. These are investments that pay handsome -- or should I say ugly and obscene -- dividends. In truth, they are nothing more than legalized bribes.