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Con Chapman

Location: Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
Birthday: September 28

Bio: . . . is a frequent contributor to The Boston Herald, Cronk News, Fictionique and Punchnel's.

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SEPTEMBER 7, 2012 8:28AM

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A women walks a dog who stops to pee,
lifting his leg square in front of me.
I improvise upon a Dylan song:
"If dogs whiz free, why can't we?"
as I examine involuntarily
his exposed canine schlong.

My path is blocked, so I have to just stand there
while Fido relieves himself en plein air.
"I'm sorry," she says, as it keeps on pissing free.
"No problem," I say, "so far he's missing me."

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Like this! Love your use of en plein air. You may try publishing this in a journal for traditional poetry that takes humorous rhyming work.

Lucy Simpson

September 07, 2012 06:05 PM

I think there's only one left. Light folded recently, I just received its last issue published shortly after they published something of mine. (Coincidence--or something more sinister?) There's a British journal with a similar name but they seem to have their an inner clique and are not exactly open to new contributors.