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Con Chapman

Con Chapman
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Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
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September 28
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. . . is a frequent contributor to The Boston Herald, Cronk News, Fictionique and Punchnel's.

SEPTEMBER 11, 2012 8:10AM

Are You More Ethical Than a Massachusetts Bureaucrat?

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To answer your question: I was more ethical than a Massachusetts bureaucrat when I ran a red light at 80 mph while texting while the hooker in the passenger seat was snorting cocaine. But hey, we all commit youthful indiscretions, which I will explain to the judge during next week's preliminary hearing.
I scored a 100%. What can I expect in salary?
It's not the salary--as you know, you could make more in the private sector you're so talented. It's the pension. Your retire at 80% of salary in 8 months, unless you slip and fall and go out on disability first.
you get the government you deserve.