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JANUARY 8, 2013 7:49AM

On Not Having an Affair With a Flamboyant Minor Dada Poetess

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Poet William Carlos Williams had “a non-affair with the flamboyant minor-Dadaist poet Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven.”

                                    The New York Times Book Review

Elsa, you must not take it amiss
if I do not succumb to your fervent kiss;
I have a wife I’ve cheated on before
So it’s not because I’m true to the missus.


Williams

It’s just that—well, I don’t know how to put this—
With a Dadaist poet a non-affair is the height of erotic bliss.
The way you Dadas turn everything ceiling to floor
If we are to love, a mile is as good as a miss is.


The Baroness, gettin’ jiggy with it.


Another impediment, although you I’m loven—
I’ve counted your syllables—and you have a dozen!
If we were to marry, my friends I would bore
Introducing “my wife, Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven.”

So let’s keep it chaste, between you and me,
For minor Dada-ettes forever free should be.
Oh, I forgot, one absurd thing more—
My hat rack adores your other bee’s knee.

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I adore this CONfection! Fluffy, flirty, like a furry teacup!
He made the right decision for both of them. A dullard like Wm. C. Wms. would drag down a woman like Dadaist Baroness Elsa right quick. Starting with his last name - look what happens: von Freytag-Loringhoven-Williams. It would've been downhill from there.