The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
"Music is real--the rest is scenery." Fats Waller
Con Chapman
- Location
- Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
- Birthday
- September 28
- Bio
- . . . is a frequent contributor to The Boston Herald, Cronk News, Fictionique and Punchnel's.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Pink Tights, Tu-tus, and
Schmaltzy Music
May 18, 2013 11:43AM - The Maximum Security Book
Group
May 17, 2013 09:34AM - The Battle to Become the Next
Karen Carpenter
May 16, 2013 09:59PM - Big Kitty & Baby Cat
May 16, 2013 08:20AM - I Love Croutons
May 15, 2013 09:13PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “That's almost as bad as
the woman in one of my wife's
former
groups who would
dis…”
May 17, 2013 02:49PM - “Drinking wine and riding
a bike--two of my
favorite
activities but I
think I prob…”
May 17, 2013 10:21AM - “There's a floating
women's poker game at my law
firm, which
may be the
exception…”
May 17, 2013 09:27AM - “*rim shot*”
May 17, 2013 05:26AM - “Well if you're not going
to harm any anchormen, what's
the
point?”
May 16, 2013 02:09PM
Con Chapman's Links
- MY LINKS
- Amazon's Con Chapman Page
- conchapman.com
April 24, 2013 11:33AM
“I thought the Kennedys and John Kerry had the copyright on that line.”
About: "Do You Know Who I Am?"
“I thought the Kennedys and John Kerry had the copyright on that line.”
About: "Do You Know Who I Am?"
April 24, 2013 08:35AM
“Wearing earphones while driving is illegal in many states, but there is a Bluetooth loophole. Convert to wireless GPS and you'll get the breathless, c…”
About: Ask Mr. Car Person
“Wearing earphones while driving is illegal in many states, but there is a Bluetooth loophole. Convert to wireless GPS and you'll get the breathless, c…”
About: Ask Mr. Car Person
April 23, 2013 03:07PM
“Actually, since he was the kind of guy who could walk up to Kitty Kelley with a $5 bill and say "This is for you, you cheap whore" I think th…”
About: Life Sucks--And Then You Die
“Actually, since he was the kind of guy who could walk up to Kitty Kelley with a $5 bill and say "This is for you, you cheap whore" I think th…”
About: Life Sucks--And Then You Die
April 23, 2013 03:41AM
“Zanelle--The song is original. It will be the theme when I take my Big Cynical Band on tour.”
About: Life Sucks--And Then You Die
“Zanelle--The song is original. It will be the theme when I take my Big Cynical Band on tour.”
About: Life Sucks--And Then You Die
April 22, 2013 02:45PM
“The Constitution protects us against unreasonable searches and seizures under The Four Tops.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
“The Constitution protects us against unreasonable searches and seizures under The Four Tops.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
April 22, 2013 11:30AM
“I think the distaff version of "billy club" would be "nanny club."”
About: Fear of Female Security Guards
“I think the distaff version of "billy club" would be "nanny club."”
About: Fear of Female Security Guards
April 22, 2013 10:55AM
“Don't put it in writing--they'll use it as evidence!”
About: Fear of Female Security Guards
“Don't put it in writing--they'll use it as evidence!”
About: Fear of Female Security Guards
April 22, 2013 10:38AM
“It's a sign of zinc deficiency in aging men, which also shows up in their performance in bed. 50 mg a day is all it takes!”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
“It's a sign of zinc deficiency in aging men, which also shows up in their performance in bed. 50 mg a day is all it takes!”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
April 22, 2013 09:10AM
“Not to mention timothy and lespedeza.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
“Not to mention timothy and lespedeza.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
April 22, 2013 07:53AM
“My guess is I've ingested more fescue than any writer alive.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
“My guess is I've ingested more fescue than any writer alive.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
April 22, 2013 05:24AM
“Bad poetry is a gift from above That angels squirt down When they run out of love.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
“Bad poetry is a gift from above That angels squirt down When they run out of love.”
About: I Don't Want to Be Your Friend
April 21, 2013 04:32AM
“Lefty--Since it's in Massachusetts I think there will be an impulse to go easy on #2, who is already getting the "He's just a kid" treatment…”
About: Let's Pursue Justice Before Forgiveness
“Lefty--Since it's in Massachusetts I think there will be an impulse to go easy on #2, who is already getting the "He's just a kid" treatment…”
About: Let's Pursue Justice Before Forgiveness
April 20, 2013 10:14PM
“All I can say is--I was King of the 6th Grade Polka Troupe.”
About: The Parallel World of the Tango
“All I can say is--I was King of the 6th Grade Polka Troupe.”
About: The Parallel World of the Tango
April 20, 2013 04:33PM
“There is a video on the internet of a cat watching a hockey game on TV. Which is more than a lot of humans can manage to do.”
About: Reading to Cats Program Disbanded for Lack of Interest
“There is a video on the internet of a cat watching a hockey game on TV. Which is more than a lot of humans can manage to do.”
About: Reading to Cats Program Disbanded for Lack of Interest
April 20, 2013 10:39AM
“How do you feel about Spot? I like to see Spot run!”
About: Reading: I Don't Like Dick (or Jane)
“How do you feel about Spot? I like to see Spot run!”
About: Reading: I Don't Like Dick (or Jane)
April 19, 2013 01:47PM
“Thanks J Ico I can't get the link to open on my BBerry”
About: Let's Pursue Justice Before Forgiveness
“Thanks J Ico I can't get the link to open on my BBerry”
About: Let's Pursue Justice Before Forgiveness
April 18, 2013 04:10PM
“Some things are more important than money!”
About: Myrna Flick, Esq.--Chief Law Firm Sustainability Officder
“Some things are more important than money!”
About: Myrna Flick, Esq.--Chief Law Firm Sustainability Officder
April 18, 2013 11:13AM
“Trying to think of comeback if I'm ever asked that question and came up with "I'd love to keep an eye on your kid! I miss them so since Child Prot…”
About: I'm a Nice Lady
“Trying to think of comeback if I'm ever asked that question and came up with "I'd love to keep an eye on your kid! I miss them so since Child Prot…”
About: I'm a Nice Lady
April 18, 2013 07:40AM
“Hemp sandals, I like it. "The shoe you can smoke!"”
About: Myrna Flick, Esq.--Chief Law Firm Sustainability Officder
“Hemp sandals, I like it. "The shoe you can smoke!"”
About: Myrna Flick, Esq.--Chief Law Firm Sustainability Officder
April 17, 2013 08:36PM
“I think tree commissioners are authorized to perform marriages. In forests.”
About: Art Van Stiffel, Deciduous Tree Lawyer
“I think tree commissioners are authorized to perform marriages. In forests.”
About: Art Van Stiffel, Deciduous Tree Lawyer
April 17, 2013 11:46AM
“Measure twice, cut once. Then cut again.”
About: Art Van Stiffel, Deciduous Tree Lawyer
“Measure twice, cut once. Then cut again.”
About: Art Van Stiffel, Deciduous Tree Lawyer
April 15, 2013 03:54PM
“Too good for OS. I hope you posted it someplace else too.”
About: THIRST--A Poem of Longing
“Too good for OS. I hope you posted it someplace else too.”
About: THIRST--A Poem of Longing
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