The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
- Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
- September 28
- . . . is the author of over fifty books--some with paper!--available on amazon.com and elsewhere.
MY RECENT POSTS
- When Glutens Run Free
January 31, 2015 10:14AM
- You Aren't Pole Dancing Enough
in Your Living Room
January 30, 2015 02:49PM
- Clinton Stumps in Iowa, Calls
Yale, Wellesley "Overrated"
January 30, 2015 08:12AM
- Romney Hires Sincerity
Consultant as He Mulls 2016
January 29, 2015 01:48PM
- Two Guys Who Are Brain
Surgeons Use Volume to Cut
January 29, 2015 08:13AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “We put out the Shell
No-Gluten Pest Strips in the
- “You say "lerv" like
- “Just doin' my job,
ma'am--giving to airy nothing
- “Okay, so who's the muse
of people who fart at
- “My wife wants to get a
curator for my speech.”
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It’s the end of another long work week. I take off my coat, drop my briefcase and turn around to find the usual scene; two cats sleeping. Rocco, the young tuxedo cat on the back of the couch, barely troubles himself to turn in my direction. Okie, the older grey tabby… Read full post »
Boston town there lived a man
besotted much by poetry:
Where Charles, the dirty river, ran
Through sewers measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
And as he made his daily round
through Boston Common’s most holy ground
‘long winding paths and up gently rolling hills
he read himself… Read full post »
Four major sports. Ten years. Seven championships. Face it; after the Bruins won the Stanley Cup last night, Boston is Title Town. It's never been done before, not even in New York, where they have two of every pro sports team to our one.
The Bruins are the poor… Read full post »
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VANCOUVER, B.C. In a desperate bid to win professional hockey's ultimate prize, Canadian officials last night devalued the country's currency against the U.S. dollar in the hopes of stalling the Boston Bruins' offense, which has averaged three goals a game against… Read full post »
WORCESTER, Mass. There's still one hockey game to be played this year, but for most kids in New England it's baseball season, even if the ground is still too soggy to play in some places. “I think it was Yogi Berra who said ‘April is the cruelest month’,” notes Li… Read full post »
PITTSBURGH, Pa. A team of researchers at the University of Pittsburgh Medical School has isolated the gene responsible for synophrys, the phenomenon known as "unibrow," giving hope to sufferers from the affliction that their children will grow up with two normal eyebrows, rather than a single&… Read full post »
BRUSSELS, Belgium. The International Federation of Amateur Dancers today registered a formal diplomatic protest with the United States over the use of force to evict "flash mob" dancers from the Jefferson Memorial.
… Read full post »
"She appears to be doing the Funky Chicken, but we can't say for sure."
BERLIN. It didn't take long after the Dallas Mavericks, led by MVP forward Dirk Nowitzki, won their first NBA Championship for German Chancellor Angela Merkel to lord it over her American counterpart, former high school basketball player Barack Obama.
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" . . . she upfaked me ou
EASTHAMPTON, N.Y. It's still chilly in the mornings in this upscale town on Long Island, but by mid-afternoon there is a hint of summer in the air. "I can hardly wait for the Fourth of July," says Clifton Felton-Day, chairman of the annual Spring Fling for the Cure for Long… Read full post »
It is, marketing experts agree, one of the most successful branding campaigns of the 21st century; a man and a woman sitting beside each other in separate bathtubs, the visual theme that has vaulted Cialis to the top of the erectile dysfunction market after a late start behind first mover Viagr… Read full post »
One of my first literary crushes was Nora Ephron, who back in the 70s wrote for Esquire magazine. She was funny, and from the looks of her little caricature icon drawn by David Levine, she was attractive. To me, at least.
And so it… Read full post »
WASHINGTON, D.C. President Obama got bad news from his circle of insiders and pollsters yesterday; the sharp uptick in his approval rating following the killing of terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden last month had completely evaporated, and 59% of those polled said they disapproved of his jo… Read full post »
The wars between the sexes
are easily understood:
Men and women wouldn't fight so much
if make-up sex weren't so good.
SEEKONK, Mass. As the slanting rays of the rising sun pierce through his venetian blinds, Ty Domeni scrolls through an article he's just written, types three tic-tac-toe signs (#'s) at the bottom in observance of journalistic convention, and sends it on to his editor for review. "That's i… Read full post »
DURHAM, North Carolina. A group of 100 presidents of some of the America’s best-known colleges today urged lawmakers nationwide to lower the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying many bodacious coeds are not able to drink legally until the fall of their senior year.
We came, we s… Read full post »
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Environmental Protection Agency today released projections indicating that the nation's landfills will reach capacity in less than three years if current trends in the disposal of youth sports trophies continue.Read full post »
A major sports championship is an occasion for much silliness of a predictable sort: goofy bets between mayors of the rival cities; trash-talking "us vs. them" columns by local sportswriters putting down the opposing city as a Rubesville or a modern-day Babylon, depending on its size; invidious comp… Read full post »
Summer's just around the corner--time to head to the beach! But if, like many people, you're flabby from a winter spent indoors slurping down beer and eating fondue, here are some tips on getting into "swimsuit" shape by the world's second-most glam occupational group (after supermodels),… Read full post »
It isn't often I sell a piece of fiction; in the seventeen years since I started to write in earnest, more often than the Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup (0) but less often than the New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl (3). So I'm neck-and-neck with the… Read full post »
NEW YORK. Serial husband and Republican Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich was tapped today to host "The Real Housewives of Abottabad," a reality show that will follow Osama bin Laden's three widows as they try to rebuild their lives following the assassination of their husband.
… Read full post »
WASHINGTON, D.C. The U.S. government reached its legal debt limit of $14.3 trillion on Monday--$46,000 for every man, woman and child in America--but avoided default on its debt when it received an unsolicited credit card in the mail on Tuesday.
… Read full post »
Geithner: "24% isn't too much
BOSTON. Carl Zucker was crushed in 1979 when he didn’t make the annual “30 Under 30″ list of the Boston Weekly Merchant, a feature that highlights up-and-coming members of the city’s business community. “I did everything right,” he says. “I… Read full post »
GREENWICH, Conn. It's Sunday night, and Dan Lavesque would like to be relaxing with his kids and maybe drinking a bottle of Whole Foods Lemon Italian Sparkling Mineral Water, but his wife Cindy has a different program in mind.
Suck it up.
"C'mon," she says as she hands him a… Read full post »