The Thing From Bloggy Swamp
- Boston, Massachusetts, US of A
- September 28
- . . . is the author of over fifty books--some with paper!--available on amazon.com and elsewhere.
MY RECENT POSTS
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Tough for One Hockey Dad
January 26, 2015 01:58PM
- Put the Magic Back in Your
January 26, 2015 08:07AM
- Chris Joyner: A Throwback From
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- Sources: Belichick's Cheating
Goes Back a Long Way
January 25, 2015 10:29AM
- What's a Man For?
January 24, 2015 10:24AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Unbelievable, but good
- “Take a look at their
respective fans in the
January 25, 2015 02:47PM
- “What you're smoking was
illegal when I was growing
January 25, 2015 12:59PM
- “Like the old Black
Panther motto: Those who know
tell--those who tell
January 25, 2015 10:57AM
- “It's not about you. It's
about my wife who doesn't like
January 24, 2015 12:29PM
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I grew up surrounded by females. My dad owned a women’s clothing store. Both of my sisters were girls, and my mom was a woman. We had two female cats whose names–Big Kitty and Baby Cat–could have been taken straight from a Eudora Welty short story. As far as I know,… Read full post »
If you’re at all like me, right now you’re probably looking back over your life and asking yourself–“Why the hell didn’t I take Anne Gyorgy up on her request to teach her how to play the harmonica when she came into my room the first week of college and literally sa… Read full post »
Back in the 1940s there was a funeral home—Willis Mortuary–on Indiana Avenue in Indianapolis. A piano player named Sax Kari worked there during the day, and at night he’d rehearse in front of a display casket on the funerary organ with a local guitar player.
The duo broke up after w… Read full post »
It was the sort of thing that happens in an instant, but could change your life forever. Or at least until you die.
I had just put on my half-zip pullover sweater and started to pull the tab up the front when, for some reason, things went horribly wrong. “Ouch,” I he… Read full post »
There is no love triangle more tangled than that which can snare a pet, its owner and a friendly but amorous veterinarian. Thankfully, Your Pet & Vet Conciliator is here to free you from the snarls of an uncomfortable three-way pet-human-vet menage a trois!
“Say ‘Woof!&rs… Read full post »
BOSTON. It’s the beginning of the charity ball season in Boston, and enterprising event planners try to “front-load” their galas on the calendar in order to catch affluent donors before they come down with a case of “empathy fatigue” as winter drags on. &ldqu… Read full post »
The Wall Street Journal
The Monday, January 5th edi… Read full post »
“She’s late,” I said to my friend Rajah, an elephas maximus indicus. We were standing on the corner of Hollywood and Vine, wa… Read full post »
It had been several years since my last physical, so the nurse had a number of questions to ask before the doctor saw me last week. Was I taking any medication? Was I allergic to penicillin? Did I have high blood pressure?
“Do you have any recurring symptoms of smart-al… Read full post »
WEST LAFAYETTE, Indiana. Steven Burns is a professor at Purdue University’s medical school who specializes in sleep disorders; his wife Maria is an opera buff who often orchestrates trips to cities where she can hear her favorite tenors and sopranos. “You marry the w… Read full post »
The women of America suffer from a lack of passion in their lovers, the phlegmatic sons of Angles, many of which are 90 degrees, and Saxons, so stolid in their romancing. It is for this reason that I, Senor Besame-Mucho, answer questions from those who wish to be kissed much more… Read full post »
BOURNE, Mass. Like many high school juniors, Cyndi Cahill faces long odds as she looks ahead to next year, demographically one of the toughest in American history in terms of college admissions. “My guidance counselor told me I’d either have to get my GPA up or do something nice for someb… Read full post »
It is one of the most difficult problems of aesthetic philosophy: What do we mean when we say that a song or poem is sad? I’ve read Aristotle, Kant, Croce–Benedetto, not Jim–all the big names. As far as I can tell, nobody’s come close to answering the question.
Benedett… Read full post »
It was a New Year’s Eve in the ’90′s
and I was at loose ends. I decided
to skip the midnight show
and go to a party with friends.
After the obligatory dance with my hostess
to her then-favorite popular song
(If memory serves correctly, it was
Lionel Ritchie’s “Al… Read full post »
As I look back on 2014 and prepare the Gerbil Interactive Media Group (Gerbil News Network, Gerbil Sports Network, Gerbil Entertainment!) for a public offering in the white-hot stock market of 2015, it is appropriate that I give potential investors a candid and unsparing view of our business pro… Read full post »
It’s the week after Christmas, too soon for the dreaded envelope containing the credit card bill for ill-fitting and ill-advised purchases that have already been forgotten or broken, but which have yet to be paid for. I’m sitting in our little colonial town’s sponging hou… Read full post »
WORCESTER, Mass. This gritty central Massachusetts city is known to some as the Industrial Abrasives Capital of the World, and to others for its numerous railroad car diners. What it is not known for, to the dismay of many, is its educational and cultural attractions.
Mis… Read full post »
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts. When New Year’s Eve was still a month away, Massachusetts Institute of Technology sophomore Jeremy Klotkin took steps to make sure he didn’t spend the night when many unattached men hope to “get lucky” alone.
“I try to go out on a date once a ye… Read full post »
It’s been eight years since the near-simultaneous deaths of James Brown, the singer who rose from humble origins to become “The Godfather of Soul,” and Gerald Ford, the only unelected President of the United States.
Nixon and Brown: “I hope yo… Read full post »
I was a young man on the verge of getting old (at least in my mind) back then, in the mid-eighties. It was Christmas time, which made the passing of youth that much more painful; I remembered the Christmas when I got both a basketball and a bb gun, and… Read full post »
BOSTON. On a Tuesday evening at Symphony Hall, the last few strains of a delicate piece by Debussy performed by the Guarneri String Quartet have left the audience in a blissful state of calm, which is broken only after an extended period of silence by appreciative applause.
“That was so–… Read full post »
BROOKLYN, New York. Carmen Scarpino, an innovative smart aleck who is credited with many of America’s most treasured comebacks, one-liners and wise cracks, died of lung cancer at the Sons of Italy Convalescent Home here yesterday. He was 84.
Scarpino came of age as World War II came to an end,… Read full post »
RAMINGHAM, Mass. It’s the Saturday before Christmas vacation and Lieutenant Jim Hampy of the Massachusetts State DMVD is on patrol in the Metrowest area of Boston, on the lookout for students home from college with too much time on their hands and beer in their bellies. &l… Read full post »